Alright, Part 3 of the pool party! This is the last part to it, and i made it extra funny! Or i hope it is *Sweatdrop* getting full of myself here sorry hehe...
Anyway, sorry last chapter wasn't very funny it was to make you all be like "OMG What's going to happen next?" And i was hoping for lots of reviews that would be wondering but sadly i didn't get much so yeah hopefully this one will get me more!
ENJOY! Hunter will cause a whole lotta trouble... muhahahaha!
*Katara's POV*
Oh my God, i can't believe this is happening. Amaya is coming over? Cousin Amaya? Grrrrrr I can't stand her! What if she takes my Sasori away?
"Um, Katara?" Sasori said to me. Whoops, I almost forgot I was yanking him around.
"Yes danna?" I asked sweetly. God, he was so freaking hot! I wonder how sexy he would look after he takes a dip in the pool... getting all wet... his six pack all shiny-looking...
"Yes, what was that back there?" His trunks slipping off...
"What was what?" Revealing some "things" about him...
"That, back there? After Kaori announced her cousin Amaya was coming." Ohhhhhhh why can't I just push him in?
"Katara!"
"What?" Oh yeah, Amaya is just a bitch."
"How so?"
"Well, she's just rude, really bitchy like she's PMSing. She's also not much of your type because she's really fat and ugly, and doesn't appriciate art like I do..." I said, trying to reach out and touch his arm, but he pushed it away.
*Sasori's POV*
I know she's lying about something. And since when has she shown any intrest in any kind of art?
"Well, if you say so." I muttered. I wasn't going to deal with this right now. But I noticed as I was walking away, Katara was right behind me. No matter where I went now, she was right behind me. I wasn't even interested in a relationship at all in any way. I can't have those feelings.
Besides, if I was going to date a girl, she wouldn't look so much like Deidara... ew...
*Yuki's POV*
Hm, Kaori's cousin huh? With the way Katara acted for a moment there, this must be pretty insteresting.
"Yuki, is that you? How have you been?" Zetsu said to me. I just stared at him a moment, then turned my head.
"Hey Kai! Over here!" I yelled out, running over to the dark haired girl. I'm sorry, but I was still mad at him about the Day Care insident.
*Zetsu's POV*
... Yeah, we guess she is still mad at us. Wow, really? I didn't know that dipshit! Stop reading my thoughts! Well, your thoughts are my thoughts you idiot! Oh yeah...
*Kai's POV*
"Hey Yuki." I said cheerfully, taking a sip of my punch. The green-eyed girl smiled at me.
"Thank God I saw you. I really don't want to talk to Zetsu right now."
"Day Care thing still?"
"Heck yeah. I can't believe he just ate the children!" She complained. I put my hand on her shoulder.
"Yeah, those poor kids... at least the parents didn't blame you or your mom!" Yuki looked up at me.
"Yeah, that's always a good thing. My mom loves her job too much as it is."
"Mhm." I replied. Then we both just stood there in a awkward silence as Hunter walked in through the gate all sneaky like.
*Hunter's POV*
Now that I had paid my friend a visit, now to get everything set up...
"hey Hunter! What are you doing?" Kai yelled over to me. Well, I guess I could cause a little more trouble for the Akatsuki... I looked around and saw Itachi talking to Kisame, his eyes darting over to Kai every minute. Now to write my plan in my mental evil plan log.
Trouble Log: Victem 1, Itachi Uchiha.
Evil Deed: Flirting with Kai.
What will come out of this: Itachi will become a jelly XD
I love my revenge log.
*Itachi's POV*
"Well, then I asked the guy if... Itachi, are you even listening to me?" Kisame questioned. I shifted my gaze from Kai over to Kisame again.
"Not really. Your stories bore me." I replied, looking over at Kai. Kisame stepped in front of me with a smirk on his face.
"What fish-face?"
"I think you like a certain brown-eyed girl."
"I do not."
"Yeah you do. I bet you want to stroke her silky black hair..."
"Kai's hair is BROWN stupid."
"... I never mentioned Kai's name Itachi."
"... Damn you fish face." Then Kisame started to laugh. Damn him.
"Listen, Itachi, just go make conversation to her." I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh yeah, you don't make conversation..."
"Hn."
"... Maybe I could teach her to speak 'hn'!"
"Hn."
"Yeah, I know it's a bad idea..." I nodded my head. But I couldn't help and look over again at Kai and Yuki, but this time Hunter was with them.
"I'll be right back." I said to Kisame, who made kissing sounds as I walked away. I chose to ignore it. I wasn't close enough for Kai to notice me, but close enough so I could hear their conversation.
"Hello there Miss Kai and Yuki. How are you doing?" Hunter asked. Kai shrugged.
"Pretty good. Just hanging out." Then Hunter started to smirk, looking at me.
"Well, Kai, I must say about how beautiful you look in a bikini." Hm? Isn't this kid only 7 or something? Kai let out a laugh.
"Um, what?"
"Well, you have a very nice body. Do you happen to be a model?"
"Well, no, but that is really sweet!"
"Aw, your just so adorable!" Yuki cooed, ruffling his hair. Then Kai started to ruffle it. Then they were playing with it. I mean, what the hell? Normally, when we, meaning Akatsuki, say things like that to girls, we get shut down and slapped in the face.
... Wait a second, was I, Itachi Uchiha, murderer of the entire Uchiha clan (except for my wuss of a brother), and a assassin belonging to the fearsome Akatsuki, jealous of a 7 year old kid because Ka- i mean some girl was playing with his hair?
*Deidara's POV*
I couldn't help but laugh at Itachi right now. I mean, really? He's going to let Hunter, the annoying little brat, get on his nerves? Wow, and here I am thinking he's some emo person who just ignores everyone. Yeah.
"Hey, Dei, I have to ask you something?" Kaori asked me. I turned to her.
"Go ahead un." Then I saw the evil grin on her face. Uh oh.
"Well, I was wondering, would you be mad if I got you wet?" She asked sweetly. Before I could answer, I was tackled into the pool. After a couple of seconds, we both shot up. I glared at Kaori.
"What. The. Hell. Un." I said. She just started laughing.
"CANNONBALL!" Kisame screamed, jumping into the pool, making a huge splash. Marie fallowed in close behind, and so did Rin and Hidan (I didn't even know he liked to swim).
"Well? What are you waiting for bitches it's a pool party!" Hidan screamed. I glanced over at Itachi, who shook his head and took a seat in one of the pool chairs. Yuki and Kai jumped in with us, Katara forced Sasori too (like, picked him up and threw him in), Zetsu refused, then Miggs got in, but we noticed Tobi wasn't even in.
"Anyone see Tobi un?" I asked outloud. Hidan stopped splashing Rin, who looked like she was going to cry again, and looked around too.
"Where did the little bastard go?" He asked. I rolled my eyes.
"Why would I ask if I did un?"
"Well, I can ask too, can't I bitch?"
"Stop calling me a bitch un!"
"'Oh, look at me! I'm Deidara, and I have long girly blonde hair, and I act SO gay so I can get attention!'" He crossed the line this time.
*Kaori's POV*
This was going to get bad. Fast.
"Well? You going to come get me blondie?"
"How about you come over here you cocky bastard un!"
"Okay, let's calm down here!" I said quickly.
"Yeah, it's a party guys! Let's be calm and have fun, okay?" RIn said, trying to help me. Hidan snorted.
"Yeah, I guess..."
"... Fine." Deidara muttered under his breath. I splashed him in the face.
"What was that for un?"he said after he spat out the water. I shrugged, then looked up at Konan, who was sitting in a pool chair next to Devi and Itachi.
"Konan, aren't you going to come in?"
"I can't. It's my time of the month." All the guys in the pool groaned loudly.
"God Konan, do you really have to announce that?" Kisame yelled out. Marie started to laugh at that when Kisame made gagging sounds.
"Hey senpai! Deidara-senpai! Look at Tobi!" Tobi's happy voice shouted. All of us turned around and saw Tobi walking into the backyard with a ducky inner tube on (I don't even own one), with Torio right behind him, looking real proud of himself.
"Tobi, why are you in a inner tube?" Sasori asked. Tobi smiled, or at least I think. He was wearing his mask.
"Mig-chan, watch Tobi jump off the diving board!" Tobi yelled excitedly, ignoring Sasori's question. He ran over to the diving board (like the small ones you know?).
"Hey, does Tobi know how to swim?" I whispered/asked Deidara. He nodded.
"To be honest, I don't know why he's wearing a inner tube. As stupid as he is, he knows how to swim un." I nodded. But after the face I saw on Torio, I knew something was up. Tobi was on the edge of the board, crouching really low. Then, after yelling "Watch This Everyone!" he leaped into the air, but the splash never came. We all looked up. Tobi was falling down, but really... really... slow...
"Weeeeeeeee!" Tobi said as he floated down really slow. We just stared blankly at him.
"How is he doing that?" Devi asked loudly. I shrugged.
"Helium." Torio said.
"What?" Konan asked. Torio nodded.
"Yes, when I went into Kaori's garage, I found a tank of helium in there, so I used it to pump up a inner tube and then I got Tobi to use it to see what would happen when he jumped off the diving board." he said. I nodded, watching Tobi still floating down. He finally plopped into the water after another 30 seconds.
"The water is cold." Was all he said.
*Konan's POV*
I really have nothing to say about what happened with Torio and the inner tube.
"So, what did you think?" Torio asked me. I shrugged."
"Weird." He laughed.
"Yeah, I just had to do it you know." Wait, is he trying to start conversation with me?
"Well, I guess anyone would have." I said with a giggle. Yeah I know, real school girlish.
"Excuse me, miss?" I turned my head to the left and saw Hunter staring at me with his big purple eyes.
"Yes Hunter?"
"I dropped something over there in the flower garden, and I can't find it, so I was wondering if you could help me find it."
"Um... Okay?" I got up from my seat and walked over to the flower garden he was talking about. I bent over and started to look. Wait, what was I looking for? I was about to turn around and asked when a tiny fist grabbed my ass.
"What the-"
"You have a really firm butt Konan-chan." I was going to kick the kids ass if Torio wasn't right there hovering over him.
*Hunter's POV*
Wow, did it get dark all of a sudden?
"Turn around kid." I heard a big voice behind me. I thought it was Pein for a second, but it was Torio, and he didn't look happy.
"What was that?" He asked. I gulped.
"W-well, I was curious to know why lots of guys stare at women's butts, so I..." Wow, I didn't have a good excuse here. God, why can't I remember why I did this, Torio was scaring me so much.
"You listen here..." He said in a low tone, "Women won't ever like it when you treat them like that, especially this one. She doens't like it at all, and you won't treat her like this. If I ever see you treat her like this again, I will PERSONALLY go home, get my Rottweiler, Shikon, and he will fucking eat your ass." After he said that, he walked up to Konan, said a few things, and they walked away.
"Yeah? I bet you don't even have a rottweiler named Shikon anyway!" I yelled, trying to sound tough. Torio turned around to look at me.
"You really believe that, huh?"
"Yeah, I do!"
"Well, I guess I will have to go home and get Shikon then, huh?"
"I dare you!"
"Fine." Torio said calmly. He walked past me and back inside the house. Pein started to chuckle.
"Your in for it now kid." he said. Poop head, Torio is lying! Isn't he? WHat the heck is dripping down my leg?
Well, as i was writing this, i decided to make the pool party 4 parts instead of three. No questions about Hunter's "friend" and Amaya will come next chapter! So anyways... PLEASE REVIEW I hope this was funny StellaMarris came up with the Hunter groping Konan thing just saying i get no credit for that.