Iroh
bubblylady: How do you know how to make such good tea if for a long time you were a war general?I dont really see a general brewing tea while his men are dying.
Iroh: Well I inherited the skill from my father. Tea brewing is a wonderful past time. Its relaxing and it makes me concentrate more. The men seem to enjoy my tea a lot too. They dont need me to tell them every single thing and besides, I don't brew tea in the middle of a battle. Unless its on sea.
The Big Rocky Eye: Do you prefer the Copenhagen interpretation or the many-worlds interpretation?
Iroh: Ah! I see you're into quantum mechanics and physics as well! I do prefer the Copenhagen interpretation.
God of Death Zero Thousand: As a feild commander, which do you value more? Completing an operation or minimizing casualties. And if you'd be so kind as to answer as both the tea loving Uncle Iroh and the Dragon of the West respectively.
Iroh: Hmm...I do think I would value more completing an operation. And the tea loving uncle Iroh and The Drahon of the West are both one person. Nicknames don't change us.
God of Zero Thousand: I am very impressed! You far exceeded my expectations. So then, to challenge your theory, do you believe Zuko and the Blue Spirit are one and the same?
Iroh: Just because Zuko puts on a mask and takes a few swords. And calls himself the Blue Spirit, doesn't necessarily mean that his brain and heart are different. As I said before nicknames don't change us.
The Big Rocky Eye: Far be it from me to correct your grammar, but "your" should really be "you're". Now, my next question is: why is the Fourier transform the change-of-basis transformation between the momentum and position representations? And does it have a bearing on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?
Iroh: I don't type this stuff I just answer it. I would love to answer your question if such a theory had existed back in my time. Hey? I have an idea! Why don't you teach it to me sometimes. Or maybe Zuko...yeah Zuko loves all that stuff.
God of Zero Thousand: So much for throwing you off your game. Your much sharper than your brother. So tell me how you came to be juged by Ran and Shaw.
Iroh: I don't exactly know. The dragons see inside you to know if you are pure of heart and if you don't have the aggression and violence peirced in your soul which most firebenders contain.