Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:H Mart~ H Mart~ H Mart~ Uh-huh~ (Kristian)
Skye:Paris Baguette~ Mou! I can't wait until tomorrow after school!
Me:Doushite... Nande... WHY CAN'T I COME WITH YOU GUYS? !
Skye:Datte, you have work.
Me:TT_TT Stupid work.
Skye:Look on the bright side nee-san, when you work you get money, when you have money, you can buy whatever you want.
Me:THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONE THAT WORKS WHILE YOU SIT AT HOME READING AND FATTENING YOURSELF?
Skye:Because my money gets sent to me... And did you just call me fat?
Me:Yep.
Skye:*gasps*I only weigh 90lbs! Y-you insolent big-breasted toad!
Me:Oh you did NOT just go their. Alice, hold my earrings, Imma bout to go all out on this bitch.
Alice:... No.
Me:Okay...
Skye:*rolls eyes*See Kristian, this is another reason she can't come...
Kristian:Yeah KIRANA.
Skye:... Kirana?
Kristian:I'm trying to combine Kirara and Yuna...
Skye:Not workin' out..
Review:I am a stegosaurus asdf movie
Jenni: Hey guys, we're not dead. Lauren: Black probably wishes we were though. Jenni: Skye, if i had a cam i would say yes, unfortunately, i don't. Lauren: Besides, omegles fun, especially when Erin does it Jenni: No sh*t sherlock. Lauren: *reads what ace does* THANKS ACE! Jenni: Lovely *sarcastic* This helps our bordome in florida (yay, no scotland for a week) since there's a storm. Lauren: jesus how many movies do you have? Silent hill, prometheus, saw series, resident evil, die hard, orphan, 2012 and... you bitch, how come you have batlleship? Jenni: Because i'm skiving on homework which involves doing an exam, as for battleship, i got that in U. S, so HAH. Lauren:... *a bit p-o'd with Jenni* Ace, would you mind doing that again to bus whore here please? Jenni: What was that?
Me:Nice to know you're not dead.
Black:I don't wish... I PRAY THAT YOU'D DIE.
Skye:*knees his stomach*Watch it you warden. And I'm glad you weren't. Who knows what kind of things you could've seen. *knows from personal experience after Kirara thought it would be fun to webcam on Omegle*
Ace:Haha! No problem!
Me:Oh, you think Jenni has a lot of movies?
Skye:You should see OUR house. We have so many movies (even the old ones), we could open up a theater.
Me:And I saw all of those.. TWICE.
Skye:Three times out of boredom. *shrugs*
Kristian:No invite? Mean..
Skye:Kristian, I barely knew you, okay? So don't get mad at me... PLUS YOU NEVER EVEN INVITE ME TO GO OUT DURING THE WEEKENDS ANYWAYS.
Kristian:Love you too babeh.
Skye:Ew no. And... Uh.. Ace?
Ace:Do what again~?
Skye:*facepalm*Idiot...
Kristian:Buy me strawberry puff pastry~
Skye:NO.
Kristian:PLEEEEAAASSSEEE~? *cute puppy dog face*
Skye:*blushes*F-fine! B-but only this once! B-be grateful!
Me:*snickers*And I thought I was the boyhopper.
Yuji:*sitting in a corner*
Kuro:*same*
Skye:*sweat drops*I thought you both had girlfriends...
Yuji/Kuro:*blinks*Riiiigggghhhhttt! *runs off*
Skye:*facepalm*Idiots...
Me:Also, we have a question. What are you all going to be for Halloween?
Skye:I'm being Ranka Lee. *winks*Kira~
Me:I think the Nijiiro Kuma Kuma costume would suit you better.
Skye:*blushes*T-that's embarrassing!
Me:But you looked so cute singing and dancing along with it!
Kristian:She did what? Did you tape it? Let me see? Did her voice quiver? Imma laugh!
Me:She singed and danced. Yes, yes, and no. She can actually hit the high notes... BUT SHE WON'T TEACH ME HOW TO DO IT!
Skye:Nee-san, there's no possible way I'd know how to teach you how to hit high and low notes. It's just.. Uh.. Natural. You can try to improve your singing though by practicing everyday.
Me:NO HELP AT ALL.
Skye:Then don't ask!
Kristian:Anyways, I'm gonna be... A vampire. Prepare to be bitten Skye~ *perverted grin*
Skye:*takes out Ranka's key prop from Nijiiro Kuma Kuma and hits Kristian with it*Baka. Like I'd let you touch me.
Kristian:*pokes her*Touch.
Skye:*gasps*YOU HAVE RUINED MY PERSONAL SPACE! DO YOU SEE THE BUBBLE? IT'S RIGHT THERE. *points to the ground*
Me:Oh god, here we go again. I'm going to relieve you all of this torture, so ttyl my bffl's. *peace sign*