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"Lord orochimaru i have studied these children closely... The uchiha boy will be the most suitable for our needs. He is intelligent but it appears he will be easily swayed if we threaten his teammates. He is very attached to them. He has this inner darkness about him just waiting to burst free. And his sharingon is the mangekyou." Kabuto reported as he kneeled in front of Orochimaru. Orochimaru smiled and licked his lips hungrily. Yes that uchiha boy would do nicely.
"You have done well Kabuto now tell me have you found where Madara ran off to?"
"No my lord it appears he has disappeared. He hasn't reappeared in his cave in months and the zetsu's have all been slaughtered including the hatchlings"
"How?"
"They were all hit by insane amounts of chakra"
"How insane are we talking Kabuto?"
"It's as if madara decided to off his zetsu's sir" Kabuto said his voice quivering slightly.
The scene had been horrific. Susanoo hand prints were everywhere. Huge dents in the ground. Fireballs, amaterasu, every one of the zetsu's either pummeled flat bone's completely crushed or bodies charred to nothing but ash. Kabuto even saw a charred skeleton! He didn't want to know who that guy was. But he did find one rinnegan that could hopefully be saved and presented to lord danzo as a gift of good faith. Kabuto would keep it a secret just in case he failed at rejuvenating it. Which was highly possible. The thing was basically fossilized.
"We should give little Sasuke a visit then" Orochimaru said smiling.
"Yes lord Orochimaru" Kabuto said bowing once again before walking off to resume his work with the rinnegan eyeball.
"Well if madara is truly gone then i'll just have to improvise. Heart wounds are nasty things. But with a few of hashirama's cells, the brand new eye kabuto is hiding from me to match your name, and a bit of my edo tensai jutsu and you'll be ready to serve me. Wouldn't you say my dear Rin?" Orochimaru asked stroking the lifeless girl's cold pale cheek. Her purple cheek marks slightly cracked. He received no reply but that was only expected. She would be his and Kakashi would suffer for helping his sensei steal his spot as the fourth hokage.
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"Alright choji this such a drag but let's get this over with." Shika sighed snatching the mic from asuma furiously. Why did he have to go first? They only cared about watching sasuke now thanks to kakashi. Maybe he and choji should just quit now.
"This song was written in like 5 minutes flat and it's called chasing cars" choji said hitting the music button that would start up the background tunes.
Shikaku had no words. Except troublesome. His son could sing. Since when could shikamaru even sing? Had he ever heard his son sing? Why were they even watching his son sing? The uchiha boy had been right singing wasn't a ninja skill if anything it was a hobby! What did this prove about the children's skill? It was as if this was a a playdate! He had more important things to complete than this. Like that troublesome paperwork.
Choza cocked his head to the side slightly. His son wasn't terrible. He wasn't amazing but he wasn't terrible either. He looked far more confident than he had been a few months prior. Choji had gained so much confidence that his father couldn't help but be a bit hopeful. If his son could sing in front of people with his best friend without so much as batting an eye then imagine what he could do in a battle. In a fight. He could only hope that choji had transformed into the son he had always dreamed he could be. Not a weak one but a strong one.
Both boys walked off the stage choji with a fresh bag of chips already in hand and shikamaru yawned already bored. That had been such a drag.
Next up ino and kiba
"Wait my 4 year old baby brother is dating someone and i don't even have my man!? What is this!" Hana yelled in outrage stomping over to Itachi.
"Leave sas's brother alone hana it's bad enough he has to sit by you" kiba said.
"Why you little-!" Hana screamed in retaliation running after her brother.
"Akamaru dynamic marking!" Kiba commanded.
"Eew it went in my mouth!" Hana screamed running to the nearest bathroom in misery. Itachi's lips quirked upward. Hana was gone... If only momentarily.
"Sakura shino if you please."
"Of course sensei"
"Thanks for the song sasuke"Sakura said once they were off the stage. The audience clapped but people were starting to shift tiredly. How many mote songs did they have to sit through? Fugaku was beginning to regret his decision.
"Whatever" sasuke said with a shrug. He honestly didn't care at this point.
"Hinata and tenten if you please" kakashi ordered.
"Yess! Go hinata! I love you!" Naruto screamed at the top his lungs.
"So neji wha did you think of my song?" Tenten asked with a smile.
Neji blinked. "You have a nice voice" neji said at last. To be honest he didn't care about this part of the competition because clearly the person who made up this competition was on crack or something. Shinobi don't sing like this. Ever.
"Neji and lee. Please refrain from performing with to much youth" kakashi said as he ushered them on stage.
"That was soo youthful! Gai yelled.
"Thank you gai sensei!" Lee yelled back.
"Oh hell no!" Neji snapped as he was beginning to get dragged into the dreaded sunset. He escaped just in time.
"Last but not in a million light years least Naruto and Sasuke." Kakashi announced.
"Your still getting pranked sensei" sasuke said smirking.
Can't blame me for trying" kakashi shrugged.
"To late we already did" naruto said shifting excitedly from foot to foot. Sasuke's song was so boss.
"Sorry sensei not fast enough" Sasuke tsked.
"Boys stop mocking and start singing" kakashi ordered getting annoyed.
"I think you mean stalling" sakura added.
"That too"
"Written and sung by Sasuke Uchiha" Naruto commented once they finished singing.
The audience gaped. Sasuke had wrote that!?
"Hn" Sasuke said before the two boys disappeared in a puff of smoak. They reappeared with the other genin.
"Sasuke how many of those songs did you write?" Kakashi asked knowingly.
Sasuke scowled and mumbled something under his breath.
"He wrote like all of them dattebayo!" Naruto yelled pulling Sasuke in a sideways hug.
"Isn't that cheating?" Obito asked scratching his head.
"Singing and songwriting aren't ninja skills!" All the kids screamed.
"Okay okay fine but since Sasuke wrote all the songs for you all him and Naruto get a point" kakashi said placatingly.
"Fine!" The kids snapped. They had better things to do than sing duets. They wanted to pummel each other into the ground and prove their ninja skills.
"Sensei i don't want pity points!" Sasuke exclaimed with a scowl.
"Yeah we barely did anything! Take the point back!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Too bad it's your punishment for burning my icha icha during the survival test" Kakashi said crossing his arms.
Both boys hung their heads. They really didn't want to fight itachi and shisui.
"Can we please do the next challenge already!?" Tenten snapped irritated. Now Sasuke and Naruto were in the lead! She only went with Hinata because she know's Naruto inside and out and Tenten is used to working with a byukagan user!
"Enough with the kiddie stuff guys" shika said arms crossed and scowling.
"What you all just want to skip the rest of the stupid tournament?" Obito asked eyebrow raised.
"No we want to change the tournament" Naruto said crossing his arms.
"Change it to what?" Asuma asked scratching his head.
"A relay race with our original teams." Sakura said smirking.
"For the final challenge Clan heads+itachi and shisui vs all of us" Sasuke smirked a challenging glint in his eyes.
Fugaku's head snapped to his son his eyes wide but face not revealing his shock. That was why Sasuke had wanted him here!? To trick him into some all out parent vs kids battle? Fugaku hadn't seen this coming. Neither had the other clan heads.
"Oh and that includes you Kakashi sensei... Technically you are a part of a clan" Sakura reminded.
"A clan of one person!" He argued back.
"Still counts" Sasuke said with finality.
Kakashi groaned and banged his head on the table.
"Why are me and shisui fighting?" Itachi asked curiously.
"Because we said so" ino declared.
Kk guys next chapter is gonna be crazy! I'm talking major fight scenes! It'll be epic! And this is where kakashi starts showing off!