Dalmos Is actually a giant lobster
"no im not!am i"? asked dalmos.
Dalmos likes time magazine.
"now i like the new yorker"! yelled dalmos.
"you fuckin suck". said pamoon claping from the audiance.
"screw you man"yelled dalmos flipping off pamoon.
Dalmos Koko lent him a bra but he lost it.
"HEY SHUT UP"!! yelled Dalmos.
Dalmos his armor is made of ice cream and tacos.
"no its not its made of-"
"shit" said leila
"Shut up traitor"! yelled dalmos.
"make me frieko"! yelled leila.
"whatever"said dalmos.
Dalmos is a bigger megumi fan than eido.
"what"?! yelled dalmos.
dalmos has a crush on Pamoon,Alm,and victoream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" yelled pamoon,alm,and victoream as they jumped out a window.
Dalmos Has a diary
"that was when i was eight"! yelled dalmos
dalmos is part of a mafia gang.
"no im not"!yelled dalmos.
dalmos is gonna propose to Mari after the show.
"you sonova bitch"! yelled hyde.
then hyde ran down to the stage and beat up dalmos.
"hyde-kun you really do care"! said mari huggin hyde.
"eh maybe" said hyde.
"that so fuckin hurt"said dalmos.
"shut up"! yelled hyde as he hit dalmos with his wind powers again.
Dalmos loves to dance like napoleon dynamite to the song canned heat.
"shut up"! yelled dalmos
dalmos is realy zenos grandmother.
"gasp GRANNY"?! asked zeno.
"i aint yo granny"! yelled Dalmos.
dalmos is about to be attacked by donkey kong.
"WAIT WHAT"? asked dalmos.
then donkey kong came in and beat the shit outta him.
now you know dalmos.
end of chap.
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me:hope you enjoyed now im off to beat the shit outta pamoon till candy comes out! mi me gusta candy!
mari:ok then.
hyde:review!
leila: next up tsolan!