Dumb and Dumber

by yasha012

A series of short glimpses into the lives of Kagome, Sesshomaru, and their friends as they deal with Inuyasha and Kikyo's random dumb and dumber moments. Minor bashing of those two (in a humorous way). T to be safe.

25. Granola

Kagome and Sesshomaru were sitting in the living room on their laptops when Inuyasha came running in from the kitchen.

"HELLLP!" he shouted, running out from the kitchen, causing them to jump.

"What?" Sesshomaru asked.

"I had a package of one of those granola peanut butter sandwich things and it said it was expired!" Inuyasha shouted hysterically. "I don't want to get salmonella!"

"You don't get salmonella from those," Sesshomaru said, annoyance clear in his expression. "You get it from raw eggs."

"So I'm not going to die?"

Sesshomaru couldn't resist the chance to freak him out again.

"No, you're butt's just going to fall off."

"NOOO! I LIKE MY BUTT! I DON'T WANT IT TO GO!"

He ran away screaming while Sesshomaru laughed. A moment later, Kagome spoke, never looking up from her computer.

"Go get me a granola bar."