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Uzumaki Naruto Fusion Master

"Ninja art playing possum jutsu" Gaara said before his head fell and his arms hung like noodles from a spoon the Biju's eyes glowed before he howled

"Whooo baby the King of the desert is back baby" Shukaku said doing a little elvis dance with his hips he looked around

"Hey where am I this isn't Suna" Shukaku said before looking at the wolf "Oooo a wolf I haven't fought one of you guys in centuries hey is you're sage still that forgetful old flea bag"

Yoru snarled and got ready to pounce "Uzumaki Dono permission to show this flea bitten sand rat the strength of the pack"

"I have no idea what that means but sure" Naruto replied Yoru howled "EXCELLENT" he rushed forward the forest and sky blurred around them

"Wolf blitz" Yoru shouted hitting Shukaku in the stomach the Biju was sent sliding back Shukaku sunk his claws into the ground and managed to stop moving

"Wind style drilling air bullets" Shukaku called sending air blasts at Yoru the great wolf leaped into the air and began spinning brown chakra coating his fur

"Earth style descending madness" Shukaku turned on his heels swinging a tail coated in lightning style chakra Lightning being stronger than earth stopped Yoru's jutsu and sent him flying

Yoru stood up shakily "You alright Yoru" Naruto asked the wolf nodded "I am well Uzumaki Dono"

"We need to stop that over grown rodent any ideas"

"Hey I have an idea" Aina said "Gaara's sticking of him like a jinchuriki pimple right"

"Weird analogy but right" Naruto said "can you get to the point wolf food"

"Stop calling me that/what food" Aina and Yoru demanded/asked

"So let's just wake him up I mean what's the worst that could happen" Aina asked "we could get eaten by a Biju I don't know about you but I don't want to be eaten"

"I agree to your plan Jinchuriki Dono my fang and claws are yours to command" Yoru howled before he ran again

"Oh no way are you hitting me again" Shukaku dug his claws into the ground red chakra coated the claws as he ripped them up

A pillar of sand taller then the mountain rose up like the one tail had struck a geyser Shukaku then swung with his tail hitting the sand it dispersed turning into a wave of sand that went in every direction

"Uh Yoru that's a lot of sand"

"Sage art toad flame bomb" Jiraiya called hitting the sand before it could hit Yoru Naruto looked to see a red blur as big as the tailed beast before Yoru sped along

Shukaku and Yoru clashed Yoru pounced sinking his teeth deep within Shukaku's arm Naruto and Aina leapt onto the arm and ran towards Gaara

"Oh no you don't" Shukaku said tendrils of sand rose on his arm and ensnared Aina and Naruto's feet

"Isobu do you mind" Aina asked before an aura of red chakra surrounded her three tails swaying behind her

"Thank you" Aina said with an eye smile before she rushed forward grabbing Naruto by the shoulder "Hey what the what are you doing" Aina threw Naruto up towards Shukaku's head

"This will probably hurt" Naruto said making a shadow clone the clone worked on forming the jutsu that made the Yondaime Hokage feared well one of them anyways

Naruto landed sand rose up Naruto bobbed and weaved and aimed it in front of Gaara "wakey wakey sand nut RASENGAN" Naruto shouted flinging the jutsu at the Suna Jinchuriki's construct

There was an explosion of sand and Naruto and Gaara were sent flying a kunai flew through the air and caught him by the sleeve of his jacket pinning him to a tree "Ow my head"


"Hey yeah yo our man Naruto floated like a butterfly and stung like the Killer B just like I taught him yo"

Now you'd think Killer B said this but the person who said it was an old man on the wall who looked a lot like Ozzie Osbourne or a Naruto version of him with pale skin long brown hair black shades with a muscle shirt black pants and black sandals

Now there are two theories one Ozzie Osbourne had somehow discovered inter dimensional travel and enjoyed watching shinobi fight to the death

But the more realistic theory is that B snuck out of the village AGAIN and picked the weirdest possible henge he could think of to disguise himself

"I will say it's ironic that Isobu of all people fought beside a wolf" Gyuki said with a laugh

"Hm why's that eight o" yep it was B

"A wolf is the one who took his eye ate it right in front of him" B winced that sounded rough

"So what do we do now besides take a picture of this sweet view" the village of Konoha was definitely interesting the roots of the tree's and the surrounding land for miles round the village was now covered in sand

The interior of the village had been spared due to the great barrier but the walls were sand blasted of all their paint making them dull and grey

"And Shukaku's sand bonds to the earth unless it's dispelled by a heavy duty jutsu like Amaterasu or Shinra Tensei"

"Yo Eighto what you on about"

"Nothing important shouldn't you be sight seeing or something maybe see your students"

"Heh heh Yeah Eighto that's the idea I wonder if Karui and Z have kept Omoi from having a panic attack without the great Killer B"

B's going to be in for s surprise isn't he but before he was about to leap into the village he felt a familiar chakra

"No way Gyuki"

"Yeah B it's really her" B leapt off


Naruto woke up to see the fox masked guy looking down at him "Gah you again"

"Peace Uzumaki you've proven yourself"

"Proven myself what the heck are you talking about"

"Half of me died nearly a decade ago the body survived where the mind couldn't"

"your dead no way dead things can't fight" Kurama chuckled slightly taking off his mask revealing a red slit eye

"You'd be surprised at what's possible in this world"

Naruto froze in place "Kyubi" Kurama nodded putting his mask back in place "we will meet again Naruto Uzumaki" Kurama said leaping backwards off the branch he erupted into flames and vanished in a swirl of wind

Naruto reached up and pulled the kunai out of his jacket fell onto his knees landing in the soft sand a few moments ago was trying to end his life

Naruto stood up and walked over to see Aina and Gaara being healed under the watchful eyes of Jiraiya by a brown haired woman in a black cloak with a white poncho

"Are you crazy lady don't heal him" Naruto said reaching for his swords

The woman looked up at him and smiled "Naruto Uzumaki arigato"

Naruto looked confused "huh for what"

The other two suna ninja Kankuro and Temari landed besides the woman with tears in her eyes a sand shunshin surrounded them all leaving Aina alone with Naruto and Jiraiya

"I have no idea what just happened"

Jiraiya laughed and landed next to Naruto "meh don't worry about it Gaki" Jiraiya walked with Aina slung over his shoulder and Naruto leaning on him like a cane the battle had stopped round the time Shukaku had been beat and now the shinobi were looking at Naruto he was confused until he felt his face His face his mask must have been destroyed during the fight

"it's the demon" one said oh crap it was one of the Naruto haters

"are you all crazy that's a Kumo genin and Jiraiya Sama" A scarred face Chunin said "put away your weapons the battle is over"

"Don't be foolish Iruka" the first said now he had a posse of five all of them armed and ready to kill

All Naruto could think was damn the mobs got together a lot faster then they used to

"Stop what your doing" a man in a kimono shirt and brown pants said "don't you remember that's the Yondaime's legacy not a demon"

"Believe the words of a senile old man if you want to Haruno but we're getting the deachk-

The man fell down Kushina's sword dripping with blood with two swipe stab combos the rest of the Naruto haters were down and dead

"Anyone else have a comment" Kushina asked in a tone that pretty much said go near my son and I'll kill you slowly Kushina walked over to Naruto and pulled him into a one armed hug

"Praise the gods my baby survived" she said Kushina let go and sheathed her sword her body still oozing hatred and killing intent Jiraiya narrowed his eyes

"what happened Kushina"

"Sandaime Sama is dead" Kushina said and Naruto felt like he was stabbed in the heart the old man was dead he hadn't seen them since they went out for ramen one day for nostalgia's sake

"but that's not all is it" Jiraiya asked Kushina shook her head "come with me Naruto Jiraiya what I'm about to say should never be said in public"

Naruto and Jiraiya followed not sure what made Kushina so mad wondering how fast they would be agreeing with her


Oh very fast now then reviews are and will be appreciated if anyone has any torture ideas please send a review Hiashi will be getting what's coming to him in the next chapter along with a few other nasty characters will make their first appearances Ja Ne