boltofgreece:
JUST GOT BACK FROM VAYK(don't judge my spelling)anyway HAHAHAHAHA, umbrigde is an idiot!
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 mangos for you
Thank you! *Eats 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 mangos and stores 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 mangos in secret mango hideout* Good to know you were on vacation. I thought you forgot about me, but you're back, so all is well.
AshAshluvspercabeth:
mmmmm im waiting... heres 3billion mangoes from my tree (its a special tree) update please (puppy dog face)
Thank you! *Eats 3billion mangoesand stores 3billion mangoesin secret mango hideout* Yes, it is a special tree. And I'll update just for the puppy dog face
Shade Ironclaw: (1/2)
You update so quickly now, I love it! I agree with Percy, it's fun to read the fails of Harry and Hermione trying to break up Percabeth! Its hilarious! I think I might retread this, I haven't for a while, I'll give you my opinion when I finish.
Five mango trees that never run out of mangoes for you for your awesomeness
Thank you! *Eats the mangoes from the five mango trees that never run out of mangoes and stores the fruit from the five mangoes trees that never run out of mangoes and plants the five mango trees that never run out of mangoes in secret mango hideout* Yeah, I've read this other PJO/HP fic where Harry tries to get Annabeth, and I figured, why not make Hermione try to get Percy and have both Harry and Hermione epically fail each and every time? The result: Percabeth and the Olympians: Unlikely Grandparents.
I must say I forgot most of what happened during your story but I was just reminded of its coolness, I'm going to triple what I gave you in my last review, and I man serious when I say this. I love how you dedicate sometimes half of what you've written to replying to reviews, no other author I've seen does that, and I think that's really cool
Thank you! *Eats the mangoes from the fifteen mango trees that never run out of mangoes and stores the fruit from the fifteen mangoes trees that never run out of mangoes and plants the fifteen mango trees that never run out of mangoes in secret mango hideout* I'll be honest, I do too sometimes, but I have quick access to it since I have my profile bookmarked. Yeah, I've get a few reviewers who I can trust to review every chapter most of the time (you know who you are) so I can at least expect to review to them almost every chapter. Plus, me thanking and eating and storing mangos take up half the reviews, so that accounts for some of the space, not that I'm complaining.
Anonymous:
Yeah Annabeth! Get the toad!
I have a feeling you'll like this chapter even more, Anonymous.
Whisper:
Ooh! Umbridge just got showed up by Annabeth! Well, that's not too surprising. She IS Annabeth, daughter of Athena. Umbridge can die in a hole. For Annabeth's awesomesauceness, have a billion mangoes!
Thank you! *Eats a billion mangoes and stores a billion mangoes in secret mango hideout* Yeah, both points are true. Plus, Umbridge needs to be shown up a lot more.
Onto the story! (Btw, this chapter was the one that made me start posting again, and I think you'll learn why)
Chapter 25
Ron POV:
Wow, Annabeth's got a point there. I mean, I haven't been around muggles as much as Harry and Hermione have been, but if what Annabeth says is true and that they've figured out how humans have been here, then who's to say that they haven't done other amazing things. Maybe they've even been to the moon and beyond, who knows? Well, maybe the muggles and those wizards that hang around muggles all the time, but other than that, how do we wizards compare? I mean, they've figured out how humans got on the planet, but some of us wizards can't even accept that those creatures that are half-human are even the same as us, if you know what I'm getting at. I mean, just look at You-Know-Who and his followers; they can't even stand non-Pure bloods to the point of killing them to get rid of them. And then there's people like Umbridge, who just don't want to deal with half-human creatures. (No offense).
Percy POV:
When Annabeth said what she said, the whole room just waited in silence to see Umbridge's retort.
"You silly, silly little girl," said Umbridge, "Do you honestly think that wizards are not the most powerful beings in the world? Let's say that these gods of yours are real, shall we? Explain to me, then, where Dementors come from?"
"Easy," said Annabeth, "Hades, or what it's better known as, the Underworld. Dementors feed off souls, right? Well, Hades created beings just like that to help him out during the first Titan war, so that the gods could get rid of immortals without causing them to fade. When the war was over, and we had no use for them, we sold them off, with Hades's permission, to the wizards that Hecate had created so many years ago, and ever since, you've had them to guard Azkaban, am I right?"
Umbridge then got real mad, and stormed right up to Annabeth, in order to yell at her. I wasn't about to let this go without some form of revenge, so I silently whipped up a mist behind the teacher's table so that everyone can see it, and sent an IM to Olympus, so they know how 'well' our revelation is going.
"You little brat," yelled Umbridge, just as the Olympus throne room showed up, "You want to know what you truly are: you are a liar and a thief, that's what you are. I know that you snuck into the Ministry and stole the archives that tell ministry officials of how magic truly came about, and you and your little boyfriend over there committed it to memory and brought one of each of your parents over to do a little trick in order to persuade us into believing that the forged archives that are in the Ministry are really the truth. You think that the fraudulent papers that you stole from the Ministry is telling the truth. Ha! Well you're wrong. The only reason we keep it there is so that thieves like you can be duped into believing that magic really did come from these so called 'Greek gods' that you so highly want us to believe. You think that you're going to get me to believe, huh? What else should I have expected from the grandchildren of Bellatrix Lestrange and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
"Enough!" roared Athena and Poseidon, causing all of the windows in the Great Hall to break.
Umbridge turned around, and all the color in her skin was drained, "Wha-what? Th-they're real, bu-but ho-how could they? I mean, it's been thousands of years!"
"Do you not understand the meaning of immortal?" I asked, "Immortal means forever living, nothing more, nothing less. And if you think that the gods are going to let you go after calling not only us, but the gods themselves, fakes and phonies, as well as calling me and Annabeth, two of their many children, liars and thieves, then you must be mistaken."
"And if you think that you wizards are so advanced," said Annabeth, "then tell me why you still can't find a way to combine magic and technology, hmm? I mean, us demigods have already found a way to combine our world with the mortal world, and still have no damage to either world. Heck, even the monsters that chase us have adapted."
"Bu-wha-hu," muttered Umbridge before realization flashed through her eyes, "Ha! You almost had me there. I know this is all a joke. This is nothing more than a projection of your imagination. Ha! Gods!"
"Silence!" roared Zeus, getting up, angrily, which caused a thunderstorm to appear around Hogwarts, and even in the Great Hall, drenching everyone except for Annabeth and I. The student body must have noticed this because there was whispering going on between everyone and multiple people pointed towards us, and the gods.
"I think the students are realizing the truth now," I whispered to Annabeth, who nodded.
"You little, insignificant, pink toad," said Zeus, "you are nothing but a speck of dust in the role of the universe. You think that wizards play a significant part in the role of the world? Bah! Your puny wizarding world is nothing but the play pen of Hecate, the goddess of magic. How else would you think that magic came about?"
"Lord Zeus, sir," said Hermione, getting up, and bowing real quick, "With all due respect, does that mean that humans didn't evolve from monkeys?"
"Hermione Granger," said Athena, sternly, "the very same girl who's working with Harry Potter to try and break up my daughter's rock-solid relationship with Perseus Jackson. You think you can meddle with my daughter and future-son-in-law's relationship, and get away with it? Let me ask you something: when was the last time you checked your grades in your classes? Sit down and be quiet."
"Yes, milady," said Hermione quickly and sat down, "Sorry, milday."
"Now, now Athena," said Aphrodite, "let them be. I mean, it's not every day that I get to make relationships without breaking others. Besides, didn't I already tell you that I have no intentions of breaking Percabeth up?"
"That does not prevent me from being angry at these petty wizards, now does it Aphrodite?" asked Athena
"Whatever you say Athena," sighed Aphrodite.
"Silence!" yelled Zeus, "Pink Toad! Do you truly not believe in the existence of the gods?"
"The only god I know," said Umbridge, "is the household feline that is a cat."
Zeus didn't respond, instead raising his Master Bolt, and throwing it at Umbridge, who was just standing there, smiling smugly.
I quickly created an ice shield to prevent widespread damage, and once the Master Bolt hit its target and returned to Zeus, I lowered the shield, only to find a stunned, but medium-rare Umbridge with a blast spot right next to her.
"Next time I won't miss, toad," warned Zeus