Chapter 25 Fiona Fox

After Pachamac was rolled off the stage the host turned to the camera and said. "Okay, our next guest is that female fox girl that I don't know anything about but will try to interview anyway. Please welcome Fiona Fox!"

The crowd cheered as the fox girl came out of the guest lounge and stepped onto the stage. She sat down on the sofa.

"So, Fiona," the host said. "Are you happy that you never ended up in the anime?"

"Well," Fiona said. "I did mind at first but when I saw what 4kids did to it (I saw the Japanese one first, Fiona not me) I was happy they didn't put me in it." she made a scared face. "Half the time I didn't know what was going on and what was with all the puns?"

"I don't know," the host said, shrugging. "Maybe they think it's funny. Half the time the puns don't make any sense, but enough about 4kids"

"Who was the kid anyway?"

"A gay brat," the host replied, then changed the subject. "So Fiona, what is your relationship with Tails?"

Fiona blushed. "What relationship?" she asked.

"The one you dogs have in the comics," the host replied.

"I thought you never read the comics," fioan said. "How would you know if we did or did not have one?"

"Because a pushy fangirl (are you a girl Beef Dip Person?) who wanted me to write this chapter said you did," the host replied. "That's how I know."

"That was a robot clone," Fiona said looking away nervously. "I like Scourge."

"Scrooge?" the host asked.

"I didn't say Scrooge!"

"Scrouge McDuck? You're dating Scrooge Mcduck?!" the host gasped. "Wait until I tell Daisy!"

"I thought Daisy like Donald," Fiona said.

"She does but she's cheating behind his back with Scrooge," the host replied.

"You're weird," Fiona said, making a weirded out face.

"Why don't you like Sonic?" the host asked.

"Because he and Mighty left me for dead!" Fiona wailed, her eyes filing with tears. "Those meanies ran off and left me to die! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Meanies?"

"Yes, they are very mean," Fiona replied.

"Like how mean?"

"As mean as mean can be."

"That must be real mean."

"Yes it is."

"So when did you become evil?"

"Evil?" Fiona said. "I'm not really evil I'm with the freedom fighters and all that."

"And I bet you make out with Tails every chance you get."

"Yes I- What? STOP IT!"

"Why?"

"Because it's embarressing."

"Why?" the host asked. "Does it make you blush?"

"Yes, amoung other things."

"Oh really?"

"Really?"

"Good."

"Good?"

"Yeah it's good that I make you blush. That means I'm hitting a nerve and driving you crazy."

"Does not."

"Uh huh."

"Does not!" Fiona said, standing up. "and if you keep doing that I'm leaving."

"Fine," the host said. "Then I get this ice cream all to myself."

"You have ice cream?"

"Yup."

"Gimme."

"Nope," the host said.

"Why not?"

"Because you've been bad."

"Hmph!" Fiona humphed. "Fine. I don't need your ice cream! I'll buy my own!" then she stomped off the stage.

A/N

There I did Fiona. I hope you people are happy. Just to let you know if you order me around and yell at me to do a certain character I won't interview them. I really don't need you people yelling at me. So can you please be patient and let me interview whoever I want? I am likely to get to the character you want eventually but if I have no ideas for them at the time I will interview the character I do have ideas for. Okay?