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Chibi in a box Chapter 25

What to do at Walmart

June's POV

"Get out of the middle or I will cut off your ponytail," I threatened watching Deidara climb into the van.

"But I want to sit between my two favorite people hmm," he mocked.

"Out," I hissed. "But June, I'm just a kid and I-" "Brat, you're in the back seat," Sasori snapped climbing into the van.

"But Danna, I-" "No buts, now." Deidara rolled his visible eye and climbed in the back.

"Thank you Sasori," I thanked getting into the car with Itachi behind me.

Pein, Matt, Jesse, Zetsu and Kakuzu were the only ones to stay home. Matt was guilt tripped into working, Kakuzu had 'better things to do' and Pein was watching T.V, Jesse had her shows to watch and Zetsu was... doing whatever he usually does.

"June, where did you find such a good man?" Grandma asked.

Itachi chuckled deeply while I laughed. "He was just around," I answered laying my head in his arm.

He leaned over to kiss my forehead with a smirk.

Kisame was the last to climb into the van leaving me in the middle of Itachi and Kisame.

"Such good men," grandma sighed lovingly. "You kids can talk, I'll tell you when we're there."

"That means she's allowing you and Itachi to make out!" Ashton yelled.

I burned red but Itachi thought otherwise.

The dork, a gorgeous dork, decided to grab my chin and kiss my lips.

"Ew!" Deidara whined. "Ew is right Deidara," Sasori commented, "who would want to kiss that."

"You're just jealous because Itachi wouldn't kiss you," I snapped. "Ooo, you caught me there. I've had a crush on him ever since I met him," he deadpanned.

"Sarcastic dork," I muttered.

We chatted quietly among ourselves. Particularly about Walmart and its convince.

"Tobi is still confused! What's Walmart!" Madara yelled idiotically, shaking my seat.

"We're here," grandma stated pulling into the parking lot. "Yay!" Madara cheered.

"I wish he'd just shut up already," I whispered to myself. "Shh," Itachi shushed quietly pulling me closer. I leaned into his person with a sigh.

"Out of the car now. Don't get us kicked out," grandma said getting out.

"What!" Ashton yelled waving her hands in the air in defense.

"That's right honey, I'm talking to you," she scolded. Ashton smiled innocently at her with her hands behind her back.

"Mhm, that's what I thought. Now come on," she directed already heading to the store.

I unbuckled myself and left the car with Itachi trailing by my side.

He grabbed my hand as we walked through the parking lot, his hands were warm like usual. Unlike my usual cold ones.

I watched as Ashton grabbed a cart with Hidan, Kisame, Serenity, Deidara, and Tobi behind her.

Kisame then pulled out a cart with a devilish grin. "What are they doing?" Itachi asked looking back.

"I don-" "WOOOHHOOO!" Serenity cheered as she raced passed me in a cart.

Kisame pushed her quickly through the parking lot. Itachi pulled me into himself to avoid yet another cart.

"Get back over here woman!" Hidan yelled as he pushed Ashton in a cart.

"Wait for us!" Tobi yelled pushing Deidara.

"Dorks," I muttered shaking my head. Itachi smiled though as he watched Serenity and Kisame smile.

"You really like them, don't you?" I asked. "I guess, Serenity has grown on me and Kisame has always been a faithful travel companion," Itachi replied.

"That's nice," I murmured. "Let's catch up so we don't get left behind."

"Oh my god this is hilarious!" Ashton yelled holding her sides.

As we walked closer I saw Serenity and Ashton laughing their butts off.

"It's not funny! It's really cool hmm!" Deidara protested.

Deidara stared at the automatic doors in wonder.

"How does that work?" Sasori asked putting his hand by the door.

"It's like you can do stuff with your mind!" Hidan yelled putting his hand in front of himself to open the doors.

"Idiots."

"Come on kids!" Grandma called. I smiled and hurried up still holding Itachi's hand.

He walked through the doors in amazement.

"June," he whispered. "Hmm," I hummed. "How-"

"How does it work? It uses infrared, meaning it detects change in temperature or motion sensors. Sensing a change in stillness. This is all normal."

"It's astounding how advanced you are," he replied quietly. "I know, it's all sweet."

He walked through the second set of doors and into Walmart. He gazed at the large white store.

"It's so erratic," he whispered again. "Yeah, but not really," I replied dully.

He tightened his grip on my hand and walked forward.

"Is it really that nerve racking?" I asked. "Ninj- I don't do good in large markets," Itachi murmured.

"It's okay," I chuckled. "I'll watch your back." I rocked onto the tips of my feet and kissed his cheek.

And our moment was ruined once again.

Ashton came carting through with Hidan.

"June! Join us! We're gonna do cart races then go in the toy aisles and mess crap up!" she cheered.

"I'm good," I replied. "Too bad. You're joining!" Kisame yelled carting towards us.

He scooped me up with one arm and dumped me in the cart. "Ow!" I whined.

"Oh, hi June," Serenity greeted. "Hey."

"Itachi is going to be frustrated by this. You do realize?" I asked. "He'll get over it. He loves Kisame and I after all," she laughed.

"Now floor it Kisame!" Serenity cheered. "Yes Ma'am," he replied with his same sharky grin.

Even in his human form he still had that same smile. It was so warming.

I looked behind Kisame to see Itachi shake his head and lean forward slightly only to break into a sprint.

"Uh, K-Kisame," Serenity stuttered. Kisame looked behind him and saw Itachi sprinting to us.

"Crap, crap, crap!" Kisame yelled. Serenity leaned out of the cart and put her hands on one of the shelves knocking over boxes of cereal.

This scene caused a woman to trip over the boxes and knock over her carts.

"There, Itachi's too much of a gentlemen to ignore her," Kisame sighed.

And like he predicted Itachi stopped and helped her up while picking up her items.

We were so getting in trouble for this.

"Yo! Serenity! Where are you!" Ashton screamed. "Shut up we're going to get kicked out!" I snapped.

"Cereals and stuff!" Serenity screamed back.

"Gotcha!"

"What are you trying to do?" I asked. "We want to have fun," she replied.

"Plus Ashton wants to break her record of stores to get banned from," Kisame added.

"Of course she does," I sighed rolling my eyes. "Well if you want to get away from Itachi and get to Ashton quickly turn left about... now," I directed.

Kisame made an erupt turn, squeaking his shoes on the tile floor while turning.

"Right," I directed with a sigh. I closed my eyes for a moment imagining the next direction.

"Call Ashton," I directed next. "Marco!" Serenity screamed.

"Was bitten in half!"

"She in the next aisle. Quickly making her way up," I said. This is already tiring. I just want to play a game of chess with Itachi, may as well screw with everyone.

"Left."

Kisame jerked left only to crash into Ashton and Hidan. "Sup," Hidan and Ashton greeted simultaneously.

"Where's Deidara?" Serenity asked. "Knowing Tobi and the direction they took, plus their luck, they should be in the kids aisle," I sighed.

"Then let's go mess that crap up!" Ashton cheered. "Aww yeah!" Hidan laughed.

I watched as Serenity took out her iPhone to record the scene. I shook my head but nonetheless smiled.

Kisame sped off with Hidan behind us.

"Faster!" Serenity cheered. Hidan grinned and sped in front of us.

I felt a chill of air run up my spine, it felt exhilarating. "Not fair Hidan! Stop using chakra," Kisame scolded.

I then felt the hair in my arms stand up as if they were wet. "Do you feel that Serenity?" I asked.

"No, why?" she asked. "Never mind," I sighed ignoring the new sensations.

"Your chakra sucks!" Hidan yelled racing ahead. "Hey! Yours is like some an airy sensation. Which makes sense sense that's all of what in your head!" Kisame retorted.

And that was the beginning of when I learned insulting someone's chakra was a huge insult.

"Woah, watch it sushi! My chakra is better than yours! Yours smells like crap!" Hidan yelled.

"You can even smell chakra, your not that good!" Kisame yelled back. "Neither can you," Hidan snapped.

"Then why are you two insulting each other on topics you have no understanding of?" I asked rubbing my temples.

"I've actually felt chakra before," Hidan defended.

"What do you mean actually felt?" I asked easing a brow.

"How do I explain it June," Kisame pondered still racing threw the store.

"It's like a click when you pick a presents. When your close to someone, depending on the person, it can be calming or irritating. People can't feel it, it just brings an emotion to them unless, it is very strong. For example a tailed beast, you will feel power and evil resonating off of them. I could go into different categories like killing intent, sensors and more but I'll save that for later," he ranted.

"Right," I sighed rolling my eyes. "Only great chakra sensors can only feel chakra, I'm think Itachi can describe this better to you but he's not that good."

"Whatever, let's just find Deidara," I sighed. Meanwhile Serenity was pointing the camera at Ashton and Hidan.

"Hidan, ninja kick the cart with me in it! See how far it goes!" Ashton yelled.

"Oh yes!" he yelled back. "You're going to be flung so far," he cackled.

Hidan let go of the cart and let Ashton ride in the cart alone for a second.

He let it get in front of him before sprinting at it. He did a 180 in the air, while his kick stayed out for impact. His heeled kicked the edge of the cart and Ashton went flying.

No, she went flying to the left.

Thank god we were the only ones in the area.

Ashton crashed into the sup cans, that were neatly stacked, the cans toppled to the ground and on top of her.

"Did you see how far that went!" Hidan yelled, grinning proudly like a kid.

Ashton climbed out from the cans with a dazed look before yelling, "that was awesome!"

Ashton and Hidan grinned then ran to each other to high five.

"Let's go even faster!" Hidan cheered. "Oh my god yes!" Ashton cheered getting the cart.

"No, no, no," I scolded. "No, no,no," Ashton mocked.

"Knock it off," I snapped. "Knock it off," she snapped back.

"Kisame!" I yelled snapping my fingers. "Get Ashton now!"

I pointed at the bipolar tomboy with a glare. "Get her," I snapped.

Kisame grinned at me and aimed the cart at Ashton.

"Hidan," Ashton said wearily. "I know, get in the cart slowly, maybe he can't sense our movements," Hidan said slowly.

"I'm not dumb," Kisame snapped charging the cart at them.

"Oh crap," Hidan muttered.

Hidan sweeper Ashton up and started sprinting away. Kisame followed them closely.

"Ha ha, catch up if you can sushi!" Hidan taunted. Kisame furrowed his brows together and snarled.

"You'll regret this!" Kisame yelled angrily.

He pushed the cart even harder, the feeling of water on my skin intensifying.

Hidan turned a corner with a smirk but that soon faded. "Other way! Turn around!"

His face paled as he tried to turn around but ran into hour cart.

I was violently thrown out of the cart, which would've hurt if I wasn't caught.

I looked up to see Itachi.

"I am taking this back," Itachi growled, adjusting me so I was held bridal style.

Hidan, Kisame, Serenity, and Ashton were sprawled out in the ground with dazed looked. Kisame shook his head then looked up.

"Sorry Itachi, we were just playing around," Kisame said with a sheepish smile.

Itachi breather in heavily, returning to his usual stoic manner.

He set me down only to walk over the Kisame and outstretch a hand.

Kisame took it and stood up. "Sorry partner," he laughed. "You could have hurt yourself," Itachi lectured with a passive voice.

"We both know I'm stronger than that," Kisame sighed. "Not just yourself but Serenity too," Itachi said making sure he got the point across.

"Of course Itachi," Kisame said while bowing his head. "It's okay," Itachi replied quietly.

Itachi then made his way to Serenity to offer her a hand. She grinned widely and took it.

"Did you see that! I went flying!" she laughed. She grabbed his shoulders and jumped around.

"Oh my god that was so much fun!" she cheered happily.

"Be carful though," he sighed. "But I-" he held up a hand for her to stop.

"Wow, thanks Uchiha! Thank you for the hand you offered to me," Hidan complained dusting himself.

"Your welcome," Itachi replied turning around to face me.

And with that, we walked away.

Serenity's POV

Kisame roared with laughter. "Hidan! Itachi just- just," he took a moment to breath.

"Stupid Uchiha!" he growled. Hidan bawled his fists up and gritted his teeth together.

"Yeah, Itachi is great," I giggled brushing my hair behind my ear.

Ashton got up from the ground and sighed. "He sure is polite," she muttered.

"I know, right?" I laughed with a grin. Ashton smiled but shook her head.

"Let's go find Deidara now," Kisame sighed, "I feel bad he's alone with, Tobi."

"What's so wrong with him?" Ashton asked. "He's so annoying," Hidan complained.

"He always screaming at the top of his lungs in the base and sneaking in our rooms. Especially Deidara. I feel bad for the kid. Tobi follows him everywhere," Kisame said with a grave face.

"Tobi is fun and all," I said, "but he can be a bit much. I understand. As a child I used to be that way. A bit clingy and out there."

"But he's an adult Serenity," Kisame reasoned. "He's too childish and-"

"WAHAHAHA!"

"That's Tobi's voice isn't it?" Ashton asked. "Yup," Hidan deadpanned.

"Tobi!" Deidara yelled.

"Deidara's pissed?" I asked. "Yup," Kisame deadpanned.

A loud explosion was heard throughout the store. "I thought I told him to leave his clay at home," I huffed crossing my arms.

"That's not clay," Kisame sighed. "So he actually made a bomb?" Ashton asked.

"Yeah he did."

"It's Walmart, he could do it," Ashton reasoned. "We should..." My sentence trailed off.

Kisame grabbed our wrists and dragged us off to the noise.

"Some ones got to be responsible in this mess," he muttered.

"So what are you going to do to the blonde?" Hidan asked. "Me?" I asked.

"Well duh, you act like his mother and theirs no way in heck you'd allow leader to scratch him," Hidan reasoned.

"I don't know, maybe I take his sketch book away or something," I sighed.

"Hey hey hey!" Hidan yelled. "He just gets that dumb book taken while I starve for a night?" Hidan asked.

"That's June's punishments, mine are easier," I replied. "Plus, you were harassing her," Ashton pointed out.

Hidan grumbled under his breath then crossed his arms.

"Tobi is sorry!" Tobi screamed. I watched the masked man run to the next aisle with Deidara hot on his heels.

Kisame shot off in front of me following the young bomber.

"Go get him!" Ashton cheered. I watched as Kisame wrapped his arms around Deidara's torso as he struggled.

"Let me go!" Deidara growled being lifted off the ground.

"Calm it Deidara, we're going to get kicked," Kisame scolded.

"That idiot! He knocked a whole shelf over me hmm!" Deidara yelled.

"A shelf?" I asked. "Go look down that aisle!"

I kid you not there was a whole shelf toppled over. Tools and buckets were everywhere. Workers were already cleaning up the mess, scrambling to save items.

"Ooo, she's going into mamma bear mode," Ashton laughed.

"Tobi," I made a signal for him to come to me, "did you topple a whole shelf of goods into Deidara?"

"Tobi didn't mean da! Tobi was racing and tripped and fell and Tobi didn't me da!" he ranted.

I punched the man over the head as hard as I could. "You could have hurt him Tobi! Deidara could have been crushed," I scolded.

"Sorry, Tobi didn't mean to spill the smelly water," he laughed sheepishly.

"Smelly water?" I questioned. "Yeah, it's clear and smells like the gas station," he described.

I looked up to read we were in the hardware section. Not good.

"Ashton," I panicked. "How could you spill gasoline?" Ashton asked.

"Gasoline?" Kisame asked. "It's flammable, highly flammable," I explained.

"Look, we're just going to the cross the area to find June and where leaving," Ashton said.

We all grouped closely together and crossed the mess. Workers were scrambling everywhere to desperately clean the mess.

"Tobi is sorry," Tobi whined again. "I'm glad you're sorry but something needs to be done. You can't go ramming into shelves and knock over gasoline."

"Tobi will go help then. Tobi can help," he exclaimed picking up packages and staking them.

"Tobi please out those packages down," I shook my head, "the workers have it under control."

I looked straight ahead, trying to find June. Whatever Tobi had in hand didn't really matter, he just needed to out it back.

"But Tobi can help." "Tobi she said no," Kisame sighed.

"Yeah, especially when you're holding boxes of lighters," Ashton laughed.

"What!" I snapped. "Okay Tobi," I laughed nervously.

"What even is a lighter?" Hidan asked grabbing the box to open it.

"No, out it down," I said gently. Hidan ignored me a ripped apart the box to hold a black colored lighter.

"Look Hidan, out it down before you blow up the store," Ashton said.

"Blow up...the store," Deidara repeated slowly. "I know what you're thinking," I scolded the blond.

I grabbed Deidara by the wrist and started to drag him away.

"How do you work it?" Hidan asked still looking at it. "Ashton, please make him stop," I demanded.

"Hidan gimme the lighter," Ashton demanded. She made a swiping motion for it but Hidan dodged it with ease.

"Hidan, you might want to-" Kisame was cut off by Hidan's breath hitching.

"The box makes fire!" Hidan exclaimed happily. "What?" Kisame asked.

"Give me that," Kisame demanded grabbing the lighter. "How can a little box make fire?"

Hidan took abort one out of the box and started to play with it. His eyes reflecting the light,

"I'll tell you later, put it down and come on," Ashton commanded reaching for it.

"Nah," Hidan said lighting it again.

Kisame stuck out his hand a grabbed Ashton's forehead. His arms stretched it so she couldn't reach him.

"Give it," Ashton growled. She frantically flailed her arms around trying to reach it.

"There's a switch in the side," Hidan pointed out. Kisame slid the switch and took his thumb if the gas.

"The flame stays," Kisame breathed out. "This is pretty cool," Kisame laughed.

"Can I see it hmm?" Deidara asked holding out a gloved hand.

"No," I replied for them. "But the lighter back."

"Fine," Kisame groaned throwing it over his shoulders.

My eyes widened as it fell to the ground. "Kisame you-" the lighter landed on the edge of the shelf.

"Whew," I sighed in relief. "See nothing to be worried about," he reassured with a smirk.

"Now let's find June," Ashton directed. "Fine by me," Hidan replied clasping his hands together then putting them behind his head.

"Oh, I forgot to out mine back," Hidan snapped remembering it only to throw it behind his shouldler.

"No!" Ashton and I shouted. The lighter hit the top shelf knocking over a bottle.

Consequently that bottle knocked over the ones near it toppling the ground.

Let me remind you, Kisame never turned the switch so the flame would die.

Ashton and I watched in horror as the still lit lighter wobbled.

"Oh my god," Ashton muttering nervously. We watched as it finally settled itself, still in the shelf.

"Really!" Ashton yelled shaking Hidan. "We could have set the whole store on fire!" Ashton scolded.

"Well, we didn-"

Another bottle fell from the shelf.

And that's how we died.

The end.

...

Okay maybe I'm being dramatic. After that I felt a huge burst of heat push me.

The shelves erupted in flames. It was like someone threw a bomb.

My arms slightly burned, I gazed down at them to see my arms slightly red and swollen.

I looked to see Hidan still forming his sentence with wide eyes. Ashton looked shocked with Kisame.

Tobi was... crying on the floor while Deidara was grinning. He had a sparkle in his eye as he stared at the flames.

"Art... IS AN EXPLOSION!" he cheered throwing his hands in the air.

"How many months has it been? Five? I've waited so long to see that beauty hmm! Do you see that Seri?" he asked pointing to the flames.

"I did," I stuttered out still shocked. "Yes! Art is an explosion!" he cheered again.

The bomber danced around yelling none sense about art.

"Oh my god! What did you do!" a voice shrieked. We turned our heads to see June.

She stomped up to us a stared at the roaring fire followed by Itachi and Sasori.

"Serenity! What happened? Are you okay? Are you hurt? Who did those? What the actual heck?" she ranged asking questions.

"Brats!" Sasori snapped. "Danna!" Deidara cheered. "Did you see it! It's was beautiful yeah!"

Sasori grabbed Deidara's shoulders and shook him. "What happened brat? Did you get burnt?" he asked.

"Don't worry about me," Deidara said shrugging himself off. "I have to worry about you, you're my partner. Pein would have my head if I let something happen to you," Sasori snapped.

"Are you okay Deidara?" I asked gently. "Yeah," he replied.

"Serenity," Itachi inquired. "You're burnt."

"Oh yeah," I replied, still a bit dazed. He grabbed my hand gently and stared at it.

This got Sasori's attention. He stared at me before snapping again.

"Now look at you!" he snapped grabbing my arm. I winced at his touch but relaxed when he relaxed his grip.

"Pein is going to be angered by this outburst," he muttered.

I felt a calming sensation spread across my skin. It came in calming waves of cold.

My swollen arms slowly deflated to their usual texture. "You could got your self hurt brat," he snapped.

"Thanks Danna," I whispered. "Just don't do it again."

"Hidan," Ashton growled loudly. "I will murder your face then kick your butt so many times you wish you were never born. I swear to Jashin I will rip out your heart and shove it-"

"Ashton, please," Itachi sighed. Ashton ignored him and kept going.

I felt two hand cup themselves around my ears. Itachi doing the same to June.

I turned around to see Sasori cupping my ears. I subconsciously did the same to Deidara.

Hidan winced at Ashton's words and bit his lip. Kisame turned awfully pale only to say something I could hear.

Ashton made wild gestures and pointed to the fire, then Hidan.

"You got that!" Ashton yelled, Sasori finally taking his hands off my ears.

"Yeah," Hidan but out. "Ashton, that was awfully foul. Where did you learn such profanities?" Itachi asked.

"I overheard you giving death threats to boys that looked at Serenity," she snapped.

Itachi stayed silent then smiled. "I'm glad you learned something useful from me."

"Okay, great we're bonding! But what are we going g to do about that!" June yelled pointing to the fire.t

"I don't know," I answered.

"Fine, fine. I'll do it myself. Just find the security room, hack the computers, erase the files simple enough right?" she asked sarcastically.

"Yes?"

"Yes it is simple!" she snapped. "You do know that requires work. I expect some kind of gratitude after this," she snapped.

"What are you doing?" Kisame asked. "I'm making sure we're not arrested," she snapped trudging away to find the security room.

"I'll get her," Itachi sighed walking after her.

"We never talk about this again," Sasori snapped watching them walk away.

"Agreed?"

"Agreed."

So Walmart, pretty great huh? I wanted to ask you guys again for suggestions or constructive criticism. It'd be appreciated.

Fun fact! Jesse is actually a very generous person. Grandma, Anastasia, met her husband at a restaurant. He was stood up and she sat down and became his date.

A- I love the kittens trilogy by DaniZaraki or Clearing Mist. But those are all Naruto fanfics.

Q- Favorite animes?

Tell me what you thought of this, I'd like to know. Well, till next time.