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Jasper and I were a few paces behind Leah and her ex, but we could hear everything and I knew they had to know that we were trailing behind them. I think my mock fiancée was simply trying to get away from her ex-boyfriend, but he followed her like an angry puppy who was determined to have his say whether she wanted to hear it or not. I was just glad to be away from the drama inside of the house because if I had be near Bella right now I would probably end up drawing blood. Any drama that did not involve my ex was welcome in my mind.

"You're fucking a white man?" Sam snapped when my roommate finally stopped and whirled around to face him. I could read the irritation on her face at the accusation. I wasn't sure if I should be happy everyone thought I was so charming I could nail someone like Leah or offended that people thought my mock fiancée to be some kind of slut. "I thought you were better than that Lee Lee. I thought you actually had taste."

"I told you not to ever call me that again. My name is Leah do you get that? L-E-A-H and that is what you will call me. If you want to call someone Lee Lee then get a fucking poodle. Also, my having dated you would prove otherwise." She spat and looked over his shoulder to catch my gaze. Was it just me or did her eyes actually seem to soften somewhat? Man I must be going fucking crazy because there was no freaking way that she would ever look at me like she actually cared about me. "I have met someone who likes me for who I am. Does it really matter what the color of his skin is? I mean you can't really say anything about anything Sam. You fucked my cousin while we were dating."

I decided this would be a good time to cut in and so I strolled past Sam and went to stand next to Leah. I wrapped my arms around her waist and kissed her cheek before looking at her ex with an expression that should make him feel like he was a few levels lower than gum on the bottom of my shoe. "There isn't a problem here is there?"

I noticed Jasper standing in the background in case there really was a problem. Jasper and I always had the others back and we always would. There had been that awkward stage when I realized he had taken my sister's virginity, but then they got engaged and I got over it. We were cool now and I knew that if something went down he would have my back. We had always been friends and soon we would officially be family. I wouldn't be able to pick a better guy for my little sister if I tried. We Cullen's had exceptionally great taste.

My fake fiancée smiled at before it melted in to a scowl as glared at her ex with a fiery hatred. "I don't have a problem, but you may want to ask him."

I nodded and turned to Sam. "Do you have a problem Mr. Uley?"

His dark eyes narrowed in anger. "If I did it would not be any of your concern."

I ran my tongue along my bottom lip and crossed my arms over my chest. "So that is how you want to play it. We may as well get this over with so we can get to dinner. Do you want to duke it out fist on fist style or are you going to give me the protective ex-boyfriend round of twenty questions? I hope you know that either way you are going to look like a jackass. I mean you are here at a dinner where you should be celebrating our engagement and all you can do is try to play cave man and beat me to death with a stone club."

"What?" he blinked a few times and I heard Leah chuckle a bit. "I am only trying to make sure my Lee Lee has a man who can handle her and no offence or anything, but you seem like a prissy bitch. She is going to chew you up and spit you out or you may end up hating her when she tries to take over your life. She tries to dominate everything and it can really be a buzz kill. Why don't you do both yourselves a favor and leave? She isn't over me yet and most likely never will be."

"Maybe I wouldn't have to have been so fucking dominate if you weren't such a whiny bitch." Leah practically growled and uncrossed my arms to wrap them around her waist again so that she wouldn't end up lunging at her ex who was now her enemy and I kind of got the feeling it was his own doing. "You have absolutely no idea about anything to do with me and just because we dated once upon a time it does not mean you know me now. Now will you stop giving my fiancée the 'tough guy' treatment or do I need to go inside and tell my mother how you are torturing her future son in law because I am pretty sure that she likes him more than she likes you."

Sam stood frozen as if she had slapped him. After a moment he turned to me. "After dinner you and I are going to talk. You can run scared like a bitch or you can man up and prove you deserve Leah by actually being there. Meet me here if you actually care about her."

I met his hard and cold stare and grabbed Leah's hand pulling her away and back towards the house. "Well it has been an exciting evening so far and we haven't even had dinner yet."

Just as we approached the door Bella and Jacob appeared in the open doorway and my beautiful Quilette roommate turned to look at me. "It looks like we are done with my drama and have now moved on to yours."

TBC…

AN: I wanted to update this and I know the chapter is short, but in the next chapter is the actual dinner. I hope that you all liked this chapter and I would to hear your thoughts about what you liked and did not like. Anyways, I will start finishing up the one-shot requests I got soon I just really needed a slight break.

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