A/N: Working on making a plushie, but I'm not sure which anime character it should be of though. I don't wanna do anything to complex (ex: Ryuk) since this is the 1st plushie I'm attempting to make…Well, the 4th if you count the random plushies I made of Masha (Tokyo Mew Mew) when I was bored last summer.

Any suggestions...?

~Squee~

Near woke up, surrounded in darkness. Showing no signs of emotion, he put his hand on the roof of the small compartment and the container easily opened when he pushed it open.

He flinched at the change from darkness to light, but still climbed out of the box and observed his surroundings.

He was in a room he didn't recognize. The walls were all black, the carpeting matching the color. There was a bed in the room that kept the pattern of the color scheme. On the bedside table were various crumpled up wrappers. Near walked over and his suspicions were confirmed. Chocolate wrappers. He knew Mello had something to do with this.

Near walked over to the door—which was also painted black—and found that it was locked. Joy.

He'd been knocked out, thrown in a box, and placed in Mello's room, which of course had to be locked.

Today was not a good day for Near.

Near heard a yell from outside the door—something about Hershey Park being better than Hyrule Castle—and he briefly considering jumping out of the window. It would probably be less painful than what Mello would do when he found him in his room.

Before he had a chance to act out his new plan, the door opened, and Mello walked in to find Near sitting on the floor and staring at the window.

"…What the fuck are you doing here?"

"I don't have the answer to that. I woke up in a box and found myself here. Then you showed up. That's all I know."

"Get the fuck out of room before I-"

"Mello," Near interrupted as soon as he stopped looking at the window and turned to see Mello. "Is there a reason you're wearing a skirt?"

"Someone stole all my pants…they replaced them with skirts."

"Are you sure it isn't just because you felt the need to crossdress?"

"Shut the fuck up and be glad I haven't killed you for being in my room."

"I wasn't in here by choice."

"Don't care."

"Of course you don't. Now explain the skirt."

"I told you, someone stole my pants!"

"Alright, now give the real reason."

"That is the real reason!"

"Let me guess. You lost a bet with Matt."

"…Actually he said he'd buy me more chocolate if I wore a skirt all day..."

"Is there anything you won't do for chocolate?"

"Not much."

"You're a chocoholic."

"No, I'm not! I can quit whenever I want!"

"Then quit now."

"…"

"Exactly."

"Oh, like you're any better. You're obsessed with stupid toys that little kids play with."

"I am not obsessed."

"Yes, you are. I bet you couldn't go a week without being near a puzzle or a Transformer or any other toy."

"I bet you couldn't go a week without any type of chocolate."

"Oh yeah? Fine then, it's a bet."

"What are the stakes?"

"Let's see…" Mello thought. "How about...The loser has to wear a frilly pink dress and skip around and give random people flowers."

"Well, that gives a determination to win." Near shuddered at the thought of wearing a dress.

"Yep. Now get the hell out of my room."

"Gladly." Near quickly fled from the chocoholic's room, amazed and relieved that he hadn't been attacked by said chocoholic.

A/N: Dun, dun, duhnn~! Another mini chapter series/lazily wrote thing with various chapters! :D

Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions for which anime character I should attempt to make a plushie of...? .3.