Chapter XXV: May's Dream
(A/N: Get ready…)
May and Brendan came out Fiery Path's ass after a few minutes after the episode inside, and in Route 112's Backside had a few Razz and Oran berries hanging off of the trees.
"Cool, berries," said Brendan as he began pulling them off wildly. He chucked a few vines of them to May (because he knew he'd get hurt if he didn't), and she picked them up while eyeing them oddly.
"Don't you think we should replant it," she asked. Brendan looked at her.
"I doubt we'd every come back here though," he said.
"True, but I mean, when if we have to get back home, and we needed them," said May. "And besides," she continued. "What about the other trainers who might need them?"
"Nobody gives a damn about the other trainers," said Brendan as he took out his bag and placed the berries in them. "And besides, it's not like the other trainers did anything for us," he said.
"Yeah they did, they helped us train to have us become stronger," she said. "Practice dummies, basically," she continued. The two of them began to walk along as their conversation still moved.
"Well, think about it this way" said Brendan. "Do you honestly leave little presents for your fanny pack to find whenever it decides to run away from you," he asked.
"No, but I do for my Pokemon," she said.
"But they're living beings; they're animate things," he said.
"I know something of yours that's small and inanimate." Said May silently.
"Please, what would that…HEY!" shouted Brendan, understanding what May had just said to him. She began to giggle silently, and the two of them began running. After a few minutes of May getting out of Brendan's path, May took an abrupt stop, looking at two trainers coming up ahead. Brendan, stupidly stopped after bumping into May's back, who stumbled over just slightly. Looking ahead at the trainers, they were traveling as a pair, just like May and Brendan, and there was one girl and one guy. When they came up to them, everyone grinned at one another.
"Wilton," said the guy.
"May,"
"Brooke," said the girl.
"Brendan,"
"Pokemon Coordinator," said May and Wilton.
"Pokemon Trainer, soon to be Master," said Brooke and Brendan in unison. Everyone glared at each other silently…
"Okay this is stupid," said Wilton.
"Really," agreed Brendan. After giving polite, proper introductions including shaking hands and bowing, they went back to glaring at each other.
"Coordinators first," said the two coordinators coming up across each other. Brendan and Brooke backed up a few paces.
"How much Pokemon?" Wilton asked.
"We only need one," said May.
"How many ribbons do you have?"
"Sadly, none," said May.
"I have two," said Wilton, pulling out a case, and showing her two gigantic ribbons out of 5. Brooke and Brendan just continued to glare at each other. She had long, dirty blonde hair that reached to the bottom of her back, hazel eyes, and was wearing tight blue jeans with a small white shirt.
"No fair," said May enviously.
"Experience defeats beginners," said Wilton while pulling out a Pokeball and pulling out an Electrike. "Go Sparky," he said. "Show her your stuff!" the Electrike shot out some tiny shocks at the front of his teeth. "Oh and by the way, no I didn't take Sparky's name like Sparky the Pikachu (you know the one that belongs to Richie), in the Pokemon Reality Show." He said with slight anger. "I'm sick of people blaming me for that…"
"I've seen an episode of that show," said May casually. "Where are Ash and them at the moment?" she asked.
"Ash just got to Johto, I believe," said Wilton…
"Just get on with it," said Brooke and Brendan while eyeing them.
"Okay, Okay," they said in unison.
"Now you guys go back to staring at each other dramatically," said Wilton. The two of them started glaring at each other without a word.
"I summon…" said May pulling out her Pokeball dramatically. "Swellow, go!" she shouted. The majestic black and burgundy bird came out, and glared at the Electrike.
"You summon," asked Wilton with a confused look on his face. "Sweety, we're in a Pokemon Battle, not a Yugioh Duel," he said while folding his arms.
"Just go, faggot," said May.
"Just to let you know, I'm not a faggot; I have a Playboy magazine in my bag," he said.
"Ooh, what issue," asked Brendan with sparkles in his eyes.
"The one with Torrie Wilson in it," said Wilton.
"Are the girls in there really nude," asked Brendan.
"Duh," he answered. "Anyways, Thunder!". The little dog like Pokemon shot out some jolts of electricity over to May.
"Dodge and use Sand Attack," shouted May. Swellow dodged through the jolts, and moved down into the ground. He flicked a handful of dirt over to Electrike, and then flew back up. "Now use Double Team," she shouted. The bird Pokemon duplicated itself rapidly, and then started to fly around in circles, each copy glowered daggers at Electrike.
"Strike that one….no that one, I know that one's it!" shouted Wilton as the duplicate birds were getting shocked continuously.
"Wing Attack," said May. Swellow took its duplicates back, and from behind, struck Electrike with its wings. Electrike jumped up slowly while shaking it off, and then stared at Swellow intensively.
"Thundershock!" shouted Wilton. Electrike had some tiny sparks shoot out of his body, and then blasted it over to Swellow.
"I don't think so," shouted May as Swellow did a very stylish and dramatic spin out of the way. It soon became a tornado attack, as it started spinning very rapidly with its wings spread out.
"How'd your Pokemon do that without orders?" asked Wilton amazedly. "Can you speak with your Pokemon telepathically!?" he asked as his eyes shined with amused wonder.
"Actually, I just yelled it over the noise of your Pokemon's Thudershock," said May as the rest of the bolts that Swellow dodged hit the tornado, but couldn't penetrate them.
"Well then," said Wilton while pushing his hair back. "Sparky; end this mess, Thunder!" he shouted.
"Swellow, Secret Power," shouted May. The Swallow Pokemon shot up for the air, and then all of a sudden blasted some energy balls circling around towards Electrike. And as soon as they circled it, he released it's Thundershock, hitting Swellow with a bang, and forcing it to fall down from the sky. The Secret Power around Electrike blew too, having small circles in it's tiny eyes as well.
"Sparky," shouted Wilton while running to his little buddy.
"Swellow," said May while going to her own.
"Damn," said Brooke.
"They got knocked the fuck out," said Brendan, as Brooke began nodding. After Pokemon returns and things, it was now Brooke and Brendan's time to go at it.
"Windgull," she shouted as she pulled out the Water Gull Pokemon. By the glint in it's eyes, it looked quite well trainied.
"Oh yeah," said Brendan. "Go Horny!" he shouted as he pulled out his Herecross.
"Oh, I faced this one in the last Pokemon Contest. Brooke this guy'll be destroyed don't worry," he said from the sidelines.
"Right," said Brooke. "Go Numel," she shouted as the Pokemon popped out, and looked blankly at the sky "Numel," it said.
"Hm… a fire Pokemon," he said while holding out his hand Kaiba Seto style. "Go Horny, Takedown this son of a bitch," shouted Brendan. Heracross shot towards Numel.
"Good, Numel use Flamethrower!" she shouted. Numel ached its neck, and then shot out a nice, good blast of fire out of it's mouth.
"Just like we practiced," said Brendan. All of a sudden, Herecross did Harden, and shot directly into the flame.
"What the…" said Brooke, but all of a sudden, Numel was hit was a nice Megahorn, and Numel shot over to Brooke.
"Hey," she shouted to Brendan. Numel got up silently, and blew steam out of the top of it's hump.
"Try another Flamethrower," she said. As Numel heated up again, Brendan decided to go to an offensive defense.
"I don't think so; Rock Slide," he shouted. All of a sudden, humongous boulders were hurled over to Numel. It blasted the flame, but instead, the thousands of rocks blocked the flame's path.
"Numel, don't let the rocks hit you," she said. Numel moved pretty quickly, and out of 24 boulders blasted, only three actually hit it.
"Seismic Toss!" shouted Brendan. Herecross grabbed it after the recoil of the third rock hitting it, and then the three of them shot for the sky. After about 2 minutes, they noticed that they were good as gone.
"Does anybody want a soda," asked Wilton as he pulled out some Dr. Salt.
"Sure, hand me one," said Brendan.
"Okay," said May and Brooke as everyone took a seat, and had them some citrus soda.
"So Brooke, how much badges do you own, asked Brendan.
"Two," she said. "Heat Badge and Knuckle Badge," she said.
"That's cool," said Brendan as he took another sip. All of a sudden, there was a twinkle in the sky, and a quarreling Herecross and Numel were falling from the sky.
"I hope Herecross told God I said hey," said May as they came pummeling down. As soon as they hit the ground, the two of them stood up and wobbled over to their respective sides.
"Wonderful job Numel," said Brooke. "Use the 'secret weapon,'" she said.
"You're doing great Horny," said Brendan. "But 'secret weapon' doesn't sound good; try another Rock slide," he said. "Do you think you can do it?" he asked. Heracross nodded, and saw that more gigantic boulders were shot from the ground.
"OVERHEAT!!!" Brooke shouted. All of a sudden, another blast of fire that seemed 10x more powerful than the flamethrower was shot out, and as it came closer to Brendan, the heat was getting to him, as beads of sweat was coming down his forehead. Heracross shot the rocks to him, but the rocks weren't fast enough to block the shot this time;
"Horny, out the way!" Brendan shouted in worry. But the grand fire blast hit directly into his stomach/chest area, and shot back towards Brendan, who caught him, and spun directly out of the way. Circles now formed into his eyes as well, signifying his defeat.
"Huh…talk about getting knocked the fuck out," she said.
"Fine," said Brendan while returning Pokemon and handing her 1000 Poke. "You did an awesome job Herecross." He said. "And I'm only paying you this cause I think your hot," said Brendan as she rolled her eyes. When she turned around, she was greeted by a big smack on her butt.
"HEY!" she shouted as he backed up silently. They all gave their final goodbyes, and as May and Brendan turned to leave, Wilton and Brooke each took a seat.
"Well, hopefully we'll see you guys sometime," said Wilton as he pulled out a picnic basket.
"Yeah, see y'all," said May as the two of them turned to leave.
"Let's get out of here," said May and Brendan in unison silently. When the two of them got out of sight, there was screams of wonder from the other two they passed.
"Hey, where's my Playboy Magazine," asked Wilton.
"And where's my showerhead," shouted Brooke.
"Why do you need a showerhead," asked Wilton from the back…
By the end of the day, it the sun was shining brilliantly in the sunset. The two of them were getting tired, but Brendan was determined to get miles in.
"I'm sure we'll stop by a Pokemon Center sooner or later," he said while hunching his back.
"Yeah, according to the PokeNav', we're not getting to Fallarbor Town until about 3 hours from now; and that's on CAR!" said May while also slouching her back over. After doing a few more walking, it was visible in the night that there was a small building behind some trees.
"You know, I think I have an idea," May and Brendan said in unison. May looked at Brendan with a grin.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" she asked.
"Well, if you were thinking about you and the possibilities with the showerhead you stole, with me in it, then you were thinking exactly what I was thinking," said Brendan absentmindedly. He then realized that May was glaring daggers at him. "Crap," he shouted as the two of them sped on down to the small house that was up ahead. Stopping, May grabbed the back of Brendan's collar due to the fact that he was ready to speed off because of not noticing the building.
"Check out the sign," said May as Brendan let himself go and turned to it:
"OLD LADY'S REST STOP: Come and rest your tired bones." It read.
"Hey, maybe we can sleep here tonight," said Brendan as he looked as though he had the best created idea in the world. May rolled his eyes, and the two of them headed into the building, expecting to see thousands of rooms, and people going back and forth from sleeping here, but instead, they saw a tiny room, where some old lady was sitting there, and looked positively angry.
"Um…hello ma'am, we'd like a room," said Brendan while walking up to the counter.
"Give me yer fuckin' Pokemon to heal," she said.
"Okay but…"
"NOW you son've a bitch!!!" she shouted.
"Okay lady, geez," said Brendan while pulling out the Pokeball's on his belt. May silently did the same. The woman placed them onto the belt and things, and then by time they were done, she handed them their Pokemon, plus a small key card.
"Room 4 on yer right," she said while digging for something under her desk.
"Oh, uh…thank you," said May. Brendan began to pull out his wallet, and then the woman from under the desk shouted once again.
"Ya don't pay until ya leave!" she shouted.
"Alright then," said Brendan, as they ran into the place to find rooms. By looking down the hall, there was only 10 available rooms, but getting inside and things was extremely comfortable. There was a gigantic bathroom, and three hammocks were laid onto one another.
"Well," said Brendan. "I call top hammock," he said with a little bit of uncertainty…"
That night, there was a small police siren from outside their window; Brendan jumped down from the top hammock to see what was up, and May still laid peacefully asleep.
"MAY!" he scared her awake.
"WHAT!!!" she retorted.
"The police's outside; let's go see what's wrong," he said while placing on his head band and things. The two of them went running outside to see, and saw that policemen were literally pointing their guns at the building.
"This is the R11PD, get out with your hands up," said an officer. May and Brendan instantly rose their hands. "Not you two fuckers, the other person inside," he said. The two of them advanced outside, and walked over to the man who looked like was the Chief of the Police; Officer Jenny was running to the back of a tree, giggling with a collogue of hers.
"What's wrong officer," asked May in heavy confusion.
"We gotta perpetrator inside this facility, and we've heard that he's armed and dangerous," said the chief. Following his words, the door opened, and a small dragonfly came out the building. "It's holding a WEAPON!!!" shouted the chief as the entire police department began shooting at the dragonfly. "Oh my Rayquaza, it's holding hostages!!!" he shouted as he still continued to shoot the building…
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"Listen, mom…dad…." Said a teenage boy while walking to his parents. "I…I've gotten a woman pregnant." He said.
"Who son?" asked the father with a mixture of worry and anger.
"It was mom…" he said silently…
GOT MILK?
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"This is the Cookie Cam watching Ms. Margret cook another batch of cookies for her husband…!
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"Now, science has proven that if you do press the Circle button of a Playstation Portable while it's turned off, it will go up your nose, and into your nasal passage…"
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"Alright," said a man in an Australian accent. "Now these little Pokemon 'ere, a Charizard and an Aipom, are going to try to mate…look at the Charizard as it literally pummels the bottom cheeks of it's mate, Aipom
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"I'm sorry Mr. Camel," said a woman. "Here's your toe…"
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"Hey May!" shouted Drew as he and a figure who looked like Michael Jackson came up to here. It seemed that she was in an alleyway. "May, me and Michael here have seen the light, and our sinish ways have been renewed; so...you wanna fuck?
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"I summon Blue Eyed Blond Dragon!"
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"Wow folks, it appears that we're having the worst Stock Crash since the one in 1929! The Poke is as worthless as the dollar, which is as worthless as the gum that's on the back of my great grandmother's shoe!"
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"Well it's you're baby, Marie," shouted a man holding onto his child.
"No it's not!" shouted Marie. "I've never given birth!!!"
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"Drew…why the hell are you fucking Mufasa???"
"Ladies and gentleman; the one question that raises many more…"
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"I'm sorry, but will the real Slim Sadie please shut the fuck up?"
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"Grilled or fried?"
"Uh…I'll have my testicles grilled, please?"
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"I'd like to call my grandfather's baby's daddy's anus to the stand…"
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"Yo momma is so fat; she fell in love and broke it!" BOO!
"Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!" BOO!
"Man you should call me Mr. Wood, cause I did yo momma so damn Good!" OOH!!
"Yo momma so ugly, she trick or treats on the phone!!!" OOHH!!
"Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car fo' gas money!" ooh!
"Yo momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout!" OOOHH!!
"Yo momma like a pond: everyone stick they rods in her, leave her when they done, and on hot days, she be smellin' like fish!" OOHH!!!
"Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!!!" ooh!
"Yo momma so nasty, she stopped the Speed Stik!" Boo!
"Yo momma so fat, when she tripped on 4th Avenue, she landed in 12th!" ooh!
"Yo momma so flat chested, she jealous of the wall!" BOO!!!
"Yo momma got a serious weight problem; she can't wait to eat." Alright!!!
"Yo momma is so retarded, when her computer said press any key to continue, she couldn't find the ANY key!!!" OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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"Let's get jiggy wit it…"
"2 STEP!!! 2 STEP!!!
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"Oh yes…put it in my mouth!"
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"Throw some cheese on that bitch!!
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"Obey your thirst, son," said a man as two sumo wrestlers, one yellow the other green, ran into each other, hitting Brendan's face.
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"Say hello to my little friend," said Tony Montana. "Now say hello to the white stuff in my other little friend!"
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"I….Hate…everything about it! Why…are yyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu a git?
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"Spiderman, spiderman, just fucked up and he hit the can,"
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"Who uses a violin in a rap song?"
"Those guys,"
"If you Blood throw it up!!! REMIX!!!"
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"Why does JCPenny say it's all inside?"
"Why did you stay inside when you were doing my girll?"
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"Gentlemen, welcome to the United States Navy. Where if you haven't had hot boat sex with anyone of the same sex, you better say you have...or else..."
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"Oh yeah, well I summon Blue Eyes Black Fuck Dragon!"
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"This is the song, lalalala, Elmo Song…
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"Now we go back to Touching A Lion."
"Now Mufassa, where exactly did the green haired boy touch you?
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"Now if you just subtract the subdinominal from it's quanticinomical from, what will it give you?"
"…pie?"
"Oh, so close, but we were looking for Ted…"
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"Are you demenored and ridiculed from your friends? Are you sometimes known as Tiny Whiney or Micrometer Michael?"
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"We now return to the Wheel of Torture….
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"Lalalala, lalalala, Elmo Song..."
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"Oh May…….oh May…..oh May….
"OH BRENDAN!!!"
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"What the fuck!?" shouted May as she shot up from her hammock. She had must have gone to sleep sometime ago. Looking at the digital clock at the side of her sleeping area, she saw that it was about 3:30 in the morning.
"What happened," asked Brendan grumpily as he looked at her from the top.
"Huh…nothing. Odd dream," she said while lying down.
"Alright," said Brendan while turning back into position, and going to sleep.
"What an odd dream," she thought while trying to remember it. "Pss…all I remember was some wheel of torture, some yo momma jokes, and…that last part," she thought while wincing. "Whatever, I gotta get back to sleep," she whispered silently as she turned into her hammock, and fell asleep after a short while….
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There y'all go another chapter. Well, I do have a few things concerning the character in the story thing; no more requests. And, two of these requests contradict with it; Ano HiTO and landon08, the both of you want Shiooh champions to face them. I personally despise everything about the whole new D/P series (including show, new Pokemon, and game); I can't make promises, but I may try to put half in this story, and the other ones in the sequel (yes, there will be a sequel; that's a promise, but it won't be Shinoh region). Landon08, I'm not sure if I can have your character come; Brendan (well, mine) is prideful, and the only person he'd ask from help with Pokemon would be his father. But try talking to Ano HiTO about the champion thing; I'm lost on it.
Other than that, I hope you enjoyed the chapter; and I'll try my best to see what I can do here. Please let me know, I love all of y'all (no homo to the dudes).