Dear Mr. Dumbledore.
When I received a letter from the ministers secretary herself informing me that my only son was in a petrified state at your school, I was aghast.
How could you have let my little Swan get hurt like that?
I know Cygnus thought you were biased against him, but I never thought a headmaster of such reknown and prestige would stoop so low as to try and silence a noble inspector just because he was revealing all of the violations in your, quite frankly, second-rate school!
And I know all about Mr. Lockhart! And how you always took his side during all of his taunting, and disrespect toward Cygnus! I imagine you think he's a Hero don't you? Well I do not believe that a "Hero" would have let my little Swan become petrified by some unknown horror!
And let me tell you that it is a privilege to have such a top rate inspector as my Boy, inspect that drafty old castle you call a school! And yet you do nothing about the infractions he informs you of! The stairway? Cygnus told me that last moth he tripped going up the stairs several times last month alone! And the armor scares him and yet you will not remove it from the castle grounds, or at least make it a tad less frightening!
I will be taking my son out of your school and to a hospital that is qualified to treat him, until he is healed and required to go back to your Pile-of-garbage-school.
This is far from the last you'll be hearing from ME! At the very least I will be informing the inspection Inspector about how you treat the inspectors who inspect at your school.
Hoping the rest of your day is as nice as it was for me writing this letter.
A Very Angry Parent,
Melinda Stixrood.