Temporary Soldier's Log

1LT C.

Entry Made on October 3rd, 3234

0900 hours

/Begin Entry/

Well, it sure feels good to have this journal back again. I thought the Human was never going to-

Wait-

What?

What is this? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT DID HE DO TO IT?

THE FONT! FORMAT! EVEN THE SETTINGS! WHAT DID HE DO TO MY JOURNAL?

Oh, I am going to kick his ASS!

Lieutenant, one day I'm going to play this message to you so that you know what happens when you MESS WITH MY JOURNAL! YOU!

(ID-UKN) Wha... me, Highness?

Yeah you! Tell me where he is!

(ID-UKN) Who...?

Lieutenant Christopher Vennettilli! Tell me where he is!

(ID-UKN) Lieutenant Vennettilli? Last time I saw him he was in the rec hall.

Hmm. Satisfactory. Beat it before I kick your ass too.

(ID-UKN) What the hell is going on...?

HEAVY BREATHING

Stupid, STUPID Human! I give him my journal and what does he do? He practically changed the software! He practically changed the whole thing! I don't even want to KNOW what's in his Pictures folder! Where's the Lieutenant?

(TAILS) Aunt Sally, what's up?

Don't 'what's up' me! Where's the Human?

(LT VENNETTILLI) Some one call me...?

YOU!

(LT VENNETTILLI) Oh no...

Oh yeah, oh no! Fix it!

(LT VENNETTILLI) I got Tails to fix it for me.

You were IN on this?

(TAILS) Is that my Bunsen burner overheating? I gotta run!

MILES! For God's sake...!

Christopher? Come here.

(LT VENNETTILLI) Don't hurt me!

[DELETED TIMEFRAME ~25 MINUTES: AUTHORIZATION: ACORN, S.A.]

OK. I'm cooled down now, and I think the Human will think twice before altering the code of SALLY'S JOURNAL!

GASP (LT VENNETTILLI) You just stay the hell away from me!

DOOR CLOSING

Heh heh heh! I don't think I yelled like that in months! I think he gets the gist of it now! He'll have it fixed by the next time I need to make an entry. Humans are so easy to persuade, especially when you threaten to throw him into Robotropolis and hang a 'Roboticize Me' sign over his neck! I think he'll have nightmares for a week!

Mission accomplished!

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