Ch. 25 Sharing happiness

Sorry, it took me so long but you get your chap at 5:19 in the morning cause Ash has been jumping down my back, saying, "I hate writers like you, you always make me wait", don't worry she wasn't being a dork, she said it in a teasing tone. Love you Ash, okay here we go.

Outside the cabin door

"Awwwwwwwwwww!"

"Ashley, shush! I can't hear."

"Well, sorry", Ash said sounding annoyed he would shush her.

Inside the cabin Jack knew damn well that they were listening. He motioned with his thumb to the door. Emily soon caught on what he was signing about and was ready to play the game he had in mind.

Jack accentuated his tone, "OH, God, Emily. I love you sooooooooo much!"

"Oh, me too. I just hope that now that we're engaged we won't act like buffoons like the soon to be Turner couple act, ye know!" Em practically yelled through the door.

"Oh I do now!" Jack shouted facing the door, "Will, Will, Will, it's bloody sickening", Jack pretended to be Ashley, raising his voice.

"And all the", Em then reached a super high pitched voice, "My love, my love, my darling, my whatever sickening pet name I can find to call you like Peacock, yes my peacock", she screeched with high notes.

Jack turned to look at her, looking actually puzzled for a moment, "Who are you being, luv?"

How could he not get it she thought, "Will, darling, Will."

Jack pondered this for a moment, "Oh, that only seems right. I think that I'd talk that way to if I had my manly parts removed."

Jack and Emily turned to face the door, waiting for the wrath of Ashley and Will.

"Okay, that's it", the door swung open; "We know you know that we were listening!" Will shouted somewhat peeved.

"Yes and for the last time he has his reproductive parts", Ashley said sounding exasperated.

"Yes, I do", Will proceeded to pull down his pants but the buckle on his belt wouldn't loosen. Em and Jack turned red with laughter and Ashley just red with embarrassment.When he finally did pull his pants down, a gun fell out of the very front, exposing his long johns.

Em and Jack,"Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah", laughed for quite a while.

"He wears long johns hahahaha. Get some pride man", Emily managed to get out.

"That's where the bulge came from I knew it couldn't be real!" Jack laughed with Emily.

Will jokingly raised his sword to Jack's throat after securing his pants and putting the gun in a different place, "I'll kill you Jack, I could kick yer arse", Will sounded so real for a moment Jack didn't think he was kidding. Which he was.

Jack as well pulled out his sword, they were ready to duel for old time sakes when-

"Jack leave him be."

"That's right", Ash nodded her head.

"'sides it's not like ye can remove anythin'"

Ash nodded her head again, "Heeeeyyyy, that wasn't very nice."

Em rolled her eyes and smiled.

Jack laughed uncontrollably.

Will lowered his sword, "Emmmiiillllllly"; he dragged out like a whining child.

She grinned sheepishly at him, "Sorry, mate."

Ashley didn't look to happy, she walked over to Emily, "You bitch!"

Em wasn't perturbed, "Whore!"

"Prostitute!"

"Slut!"

"Tart!"

"Ladies", both men chided.

"Shut it", were both answers.

"Mutt", Ashley said.

Now Emily looked upset, "You really think so?"

"Nah, Em yer beautiful as always."

"Awww thanks you too Ash", both the girls started hugging.

"What the Hell just happened?" Jack asked perplexed.

"Don't ask me I know nothing about women."

"'cept, that you share the same part, eh", Jack chuckled.

"Seriously Jack, it's over, it's not funny anymore", Will said completely stern.

Jack looked at him, "No, no it's not", he started to chuckle again.

Will glared evilly at him however they both quieted down to see what would happen to the ladies.

"Ash, guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm getting married. To Captain Jack Sparrow!" Em screeched.

Jack laughed at her excitement, true he was excited too but the way she said it.

"I know, me too! Just not to Jack, thank God!"

"Hey."

"Em he's great but I could never handle him plus I love Will."

"Sounds fair."

"We're gonna be wives", the screamed in unison.

It was at that point they were talking about gowns and food and music for the ceremony.

Jack looked to Will then spoke up, "Ladies", he said glancing at Will, Will kicked him, "OW! Ideas are good", he flared at Will for hurting him, "but we must put them into action. What say you, we got weddings to plan!" he cheered.