BONUS: WTAV 106
Disclaimer – I still don't own anything. Trust me, you would hear me screaming if I did. Fo sho'
I'm baaaaaack! So quickly, too! Usually it takes me years. I just don't wanna get killed, is all…xD Gomen for any mistakes. I love having lights off in my room and my eyes are very adapted to darkness but my glasses sometimes get in the way, so yea…xD
Arigatou to all for sticking with me and this story (as well as minding my laziness…)!
WTAV 106 – Men are worthless
Vlad sighed, shifting to get comfortable in his chair. Sam on the couch, curled up with her laptop. Danny was curled up on the other side of the couch, pouting about Sam's lack of attention for him. Tucker was making paper airplanes in a chair next to Sam's side of the couch and flicking them at Fruitloop, who was trying to slice them all.
Suddenly, Sam stole one of Tucker's papers and – ignoring his whines – drew something on it. Something, Vlad noticed, that looked like a man…Curiosity drove him to nearly grab the paper and eat it!…okay, maybe not eat it but he was curious, dammit!
She pulled tape out of thin air – or Fruitloop's mouth o.0 – and proceeded to – very noisily – pull out a piece of tape from the dispenser. Vlad cocked an eyebrow when she taped the picture to her screen.
He began to get uncomfortable when she started seducing it. Danny looked murderous…and very tempted to tear up that picture.
"Mmm…" Vlad decided that there was someone more disturbing than he was in this universe. "Oooh you're so sexy." Vlad squirmed, Danny fumed, and Tucker slept…o.0
"UGGGGGGH! MEN ARE WORTHLESS!" Sam screamed, stomping out of the room. Danny cheered as she ripped the paper up and decided to jump her.
While Vlad fainted because, ya know, fruitloops don't get much sexual action what with their fruity-loopy action. o.O
A/N: Wheeee! I got it out! Sorry if it sucks, I was distracted by The Wedding Singer and Totally Awesome. Yea, it took two movies to finish this, lmao.