WTF happened today?
Victoria's mini story
" BRING IT BEE-BOY!" Gajeel yelled Sting." YOU TOUCH MY COUSIN I BREAK YOUR FACE!" Victoria was told by Lucy that she needed to hang out with her cousin and boyfriend some more. But now that she thought about it she probably meant separately..." SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Victoria sighed but then a lightbulb went off above her head." Hey guys." She exclaimed sweetly. Neither male looked at her, but instead settled for glaring fiercely at one another. Victoria snapped. Lightning crackled around her as she yelled in a deep voice," ENOUGH!" Both men paled, but looked at the girl they were fighting for." Now," she started, back into her little girl voice," I think we should do something fun! How about," she put a hand on her chin as though she was thinking," Making a top ten stupid things to do list?" The dragon slayers looked at one another and shrugged. Victoria grinned toothily, pulling out a pen and paper.
The three had talked it out and wrote down a list of ten stupid things to do. This is the result of the paper they had.
Top ten stupid things to do list
1) get a lot of melted butter and pour it on the guild floor
2) running in circles throwing beer kegs at people
3) slap Natsu around like an idiot and throw him onto Erza's cake
4) run into the guild screaming for no reason with bunny ears on our heads
5) poke Laxus in the head with a rubber encased stick
6) have a Roman candle fight in the guild( both )
7) tell Gray that to stop his stripping habit that he had to drink a potion that Victoria made( really a potion to turn him into a badger for a day)
8) eat a moruga scorpion pepper( hottest in the world)
9) dress as the three musketeers and join their swords together
10) take Laxus's coat and hide it in another dimension
"Alright, now are we all ready to be killed, successful, and actually do something today?" Victoria asked. They all pursed their lips together and nodded," Yeah."
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Mira had unlocked the door of the guild, only to witness barrels of something being put in the guild by two young men and a lady, who were coming in from the window. The three saw her and Victoria explained," I'm going to put a spell on you to so you don't slip on the butter, and yes Master approved." Mira smiled and started getting the guild ready to be opened to everyone as the small group spread a thick layer of butter on the flooring.
Erza was walking to the guild, and she was in a great mood. Jellal had asked her out the day before, she had a slice of Lucy's strawberry cake after dinner, and she got new armor to wear. Her happy and excited mood was soon put to an end though, because as she put her hand up to wave at the three seated people and Mira, she slid and squealed, making said three mages look at her in surprise. They heard another squeak and looked at the door to see early bird Levy sliding across, only to hit the wall next to the bar. Sting, Gajeel, and Victoria held in their laughs as they waited for another victim.
Right when they turned around, the form of a drunken Cana and Bixlow went past them and into the very wall Levy previously smacked into. The victims fell one after another in the order of Laxus, Lucy, Fried, Evergreen, Lisanna, Elfman, Natsu, Laki, Reedus, Macao, Romeo, Max, Warren, Alzack, Bisca, Asuka, who Victoria quickly stopped from slamming into the wall as well as Wendy, Gray, Jellal, who the council no longer pressed charges towards, and so on, only making the three responsible for the mess laugh more and more." BWAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE!" Victoria stated loudly as Gajeel and Sting nodded in agreement.
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As soon as the butter and blood was cleaned off the floor, the three accomplices collected an ungodly amount of beer kegs and put them in the middle of the guild, only confusing the members as to why they were in such a rush. As soon a there was enough, the three started running in circles around the pile of kegs, taking one and throwing them randomly. Gajeel sent one into Natsu's face, Victoria only by a hair missed Erza's head, Sting hit Laxus in his manhood, and many others were hit somehow by these deadly kegs that were at the moment being wielded by a group of idiots.
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Natsu and everyone else were once again perfectly fine in no time, but little did he know that if was about to be his close to last. Gajeel, Sting and Victoria all challenged him and, he being outnumbered, got beaten badly and was thrown into Erza's once beautiful, creamy, flavorful strawberry cake. Erza had put him in the guild infirmary where he was bandaged almost every inch of his beaten body.
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Bunny ears. The three beings known as the Iron Dragon Black Steel Gajeel, the Light Dragon of Sabertooth Sting, and the Apocalypse Dragon Victoria, all stood in front of the full guild hall. That may not be weird but it was what they were about to do that counted. The three dragons had on black bunny ears and, just for the hell of it, teenage mutant ninja turtle shells and masks, Victoria as Raphael, Gajeel as Leonardo, and Sting as Michi, were about to go in the guild and scream while running just because they could. They kicked the doors in, slightly startling some members, then started screaming and yelling incoherent words while running all around the guild hall, gaining laughs from their fellow guild mates. They then ran out only to do yet another stupid activity.
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Gajeel provided the group with a rubber encased long stick and walked back into the guild, ready for death. The three slayers walked about ten feet away from Laxus, and much to everyone's fright, poked the back of his head with a stick. Laxus ignored it, but was lied again. His scarred eye twitched in irritation as the poking became more frequent. To his shock, the three pokers were staring at him blankly, waiting for a reaction. He decided to hold in his anger a little longer, but seeing as she got no reaction, Victoria took the stick from her boyfriends hand, and swung it behind her head like she was about to send out a fishing line, then chucked the stick, with force, at Laxus, making him stand and turn, only to see a cloud of dust where the three had been.
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The guild was quiet. They had been waiting and staring at the guild doors wearily for an hour to see what the odd group had planned next. But said three slipped in through the back and took a spot in three corners of the guild." ROMAN CANDLE FIGHT!" The next thing everyone knew was hiding under a table was the best thing to do because fireworks were being shot at various people as though they were guns.
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"Hey Gray! I found a potion made to cure different types of habits you want to stop!" Victoria exclaimed as she shoved a bottle in said mans face. His eyebrow raised as he asked as he took off his shirt," How does it work?" Victoria smiled and said," Just think of the habit you want to get rid of as you drink it and you'll stop stripping!" Then she skipped away, only to peek with her comrades around the corner to see the result of the potion. Gray shrugged and drank the potion, but started coughing. He coughed and coughed as he shrunk into the size of a badger and started freaking out. The trio watching snickered as they set off to their next number to finish the day.
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They looked at the peppers, gagging ever so slightly at the powerful spicy smell." So," Gajeel started," On the count of three."" One."" Two."" Three!" Then took a bite out of the pepper." FUUUUUCK WE NEED WATER!" They yelled in unison. The guild laughed as they watched their tormentors search for different places for water.
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"Do we really have to do this?" Sting groaned at he put on his hat." Is it stupid?" They looked at Victoria," YES!"" That's why we are doing this." She answered. They once again walked into the guild with a grand entrance and, with their rapiers held high, they exclaimed," We are the musketeers!" They put their swords tips together, then re-sheathed them, and walked out of the guild.
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Finally, it was the end of the day and their target, the Lightning Dragon Laxus Dreyar, was in sight. He was sitting at the bar when suddenly, the families heavy weight on his shoulders was gone. He sent a glare towards the man who took his coat and growled," Gajeel..." Said man gulped and tossed the coat to Sting who caught it with ease, only to be chased by the lightning dragon slayer. He screamed like a girl and ran, throwing the coat the blonde man wanted over into Victoria's arms. The brunette created a portal then sent his coat through it making Laxus scream and slam his head on a table, ready to crisp someone with lightning that was crackling around him.