Dear fanfiction writers,

by H o r i z o n s

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

25. Sincerely Tom Riddle

A/N Thanks for the reviews, alerts and favourites! You guys are a m a z i n g! I'm sorry this took so long, school has been a pain. Anyway back now for the weekend! Does anyone have any really good Neville/Luna fics? :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

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Dear FanFiction Writers,

Stop sending filthy idiots back in time to 'dispose' of me and then finding that they can't because we have fallen in love. How many times do I have to tell you I don't love! Even DUMBLEDORE understood that. Morons, go see my future self, he'll kill you. You'll find him on the back of some guys head.

Sincerely Tom Riddle

P.S. Tell him to throw in a few crucios as well.

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A/N Read and review please! :)