TEN
You've reached Luxord. Since the Organization's recent switch to Verizon, I no longer have my previous mailbox setup. Please leave a message after the tone. Axel, I don't want to hear anything about Bill Gates or if my toilet's running or... or... how I'm going to marry Larxene or something!
You have nine new messages.
"Luxord, it's Vexen. I know you're drunk and not in any state to fight, but can you please separate Kairi and Zexion? Demyx spiked their drinks with that love potion I made to get Larxene and Marluxia to fall for each other. And you have five minutes before my baby freezes all of you until the end of dinner." Beep.
"Hello, this is China Wong calling to say your order's ready! The total is $2,256.79, charged to your Visa as requested. Please come pick up!" Beep.
"NOTHING WILL SEPARATE ME FROM MY LOVE! NOTHING!" Beep.
"I think Demyx gave Kairi and Zexion a little too much..." Beep
"Axel calling, to tell you that, in approximately thirty seconds, Larxene will be no more. Thank god. I was getting sick of her and Marluxia groping each other." Beep.
"This is the Superior. Make sure that Larxene does not come out of that party alive." Beep.
"This is China Wong calling to remind you that your order is ready! Please come pick up!"Beep.
"Luxord, MAKE RIKU STOP STALKING ME!" Beep.
"Oh, I forgot to mention. I charged some Chinese food to your Visa." Beep.
End of messages.
"Vexen has a baby?..." Luxord squinted at the fight between Kairi, Sora, Zexion, and Lexaeus. Surprisingly, Kairi and Zexion were winning. Of course, the fact Lexaeus couldn't see straight probably didn't help any.
"Will you guys stop... stop..." Luxord crumpled to the floor, snoring. Sora ducked a punch from Kairi just in time to see this Kodak moment.
"Sleeping pills... work everytime..." Sora smirked, then returned to trying to prevent Kairi from giving him a permanent injury.