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Hi there people of the Fanfiction community! This is MegaRdaniels bringing you a new chapter for the story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoyed this chapter as much as I did writing - no really, I really did enjoy writing this one - you'll see why. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thank you!
Take Me Away!
It was late in Gotham City, the Wayne Manor was now silent, devoid of all sounds from the TV to the snacks. Eddy slept in the living room, not wanting to be carried or anything of the like. Ed was in the guest room sleeping, snoring the night away, and I was sleeping in the master bedroom, the bedroom that used to belong to this fellow named Bruce Wayne, and I must say it was pretty comfortable. The room was very roomy, and to complete, not only he had a flat screen across the room, but he had tons of book in his shelf that were very interesting for me to read. As sinful, and deadly Alfred described to me, it was pretty quiet and cool. Nothing like the evening air to let you to forget all those troubled hours -*Sigh* until...
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
I groaned and turned around.
"Sir?"
"Eddy, go away! Can it wait 'til tomorrow?" I asked, groaning in my sleep.
"Sir, as I wish that I don't want you to be a part of the League for obvious reasons, Superman came by to ask for Batman and Supergirl. And trust me if I say this, I don't want to wake up Eddy," said Alfred.
I opened my eyes and whined. I groaned as I got up from bed and popped the bones from my spine to wake me up. I opened the door to see a serious Alfred.
"Sir, I hope you are as smart in your universe," said Alfred with a worried look across his face.
"HE WANT WHO?" Eddy roared in fear.
"I told you why I don't want to wake him up," said Alfred.
"Eddy, it seemed that Superman wants you and I to go and help him with this problem with some guy named Darkseid," said Edd.
"Why can't he take Ed?" Eddy asked.
Eddy turned around and discovered Ed right behind him.
"Hi Eddy!" Ed said.
"Ah! Where'd you come from?" Eddy asked.
"Blame my parents, Eddy," Ed said.
Suddenly, there was a knock by the door. Alfred opened it and it revealed to be none other than...
"Superboy!" Ed yelled.
"It's Superman," Superman glared at Ed - who he sees as Wonder Woman, "And plus, Diana, why are you in Batman's house?"
Ed froze and hesitated. Superman, Alfred, Eddy and I all looked at him.
"Um, dude, asking questions is not his/her standpoint," said Eddy.
Superman tilted his head.
"Kara, what's wrong with your voice?" Superman asked.
Eddy got infuriated for two reasons.
"What you call me?" Eddy asked, angrily.
"I was asking what was wrong with your voice," said Superman passively, "It sounds like a whiny, thirty-year old man." Alfred and I tried to tell Superman to shut up, but he just kept going.
Eddy pulled a middle finger on Superman, marched right up to him, got into his face and confronted him. Superman rose an eyebrow. I wanted to say something, but I found this pretty entertaining. I'm not going to lie - until, Eddy punched Superman in the face rapidly, grabbed his throat and threw him in the air. All of us - minus Ed - had our jaws lowered to the ground.
"Sir, did you just flipped on Superman?" Alfred asked, now scared.
Eddy was wide-eyed, "That was that powerful guy that snapped that guy's neck, moved planets, and can shoot lasers out of his eyes?" Eddy asked.
We all nodded.
Eddy showed no emotion - minus fear as he grabbed a cigar, a blindfold, and a lighter.
When Superman returned from orbit, he had an angry look across his face, but that angry look soon became bewildered when he saw Eddy smoking a cigar.
"Kara, why are you smoking a cigar?" Superman asked.
"I'm waiting for instant death," Eddy said, "Tell Nazz I loved her."
Superman sighed, now his confusion had peaked. He took off his blindfolds and removed the cigar from his/her mouth.
"Kara, we have no time for..."
Eddy slapped him across the face.
"Stop saying I'm..."
At that point, I ran in front of Eddy and told him that he is Kara and that he is Supergirl! I told him to play along. Eddy might have forgot that he was Supergirl, but when he looked down at his new body's breasts, his memory came back.
"Oh," he said.
"Supergirl, we have not time for games, Toy Man is loose on the streets terrorizing Metropolis. And I need your help," said Superman.
"Who Jimmy?" asked Eddy.
Superman facepalmed. We all facepalmed - until...
"Ding!" Ed suddenly blurted out, "My brain is working!"
Superman twitched his left eye.
Author's Note:
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