Chapter 25

Legit AN: Oh dear Lord twenty five chapters. And for those of you keeping track there are now characters from 23 canons: Harry Potter, Twilight, Back to the Future, The Simpsons, Star Wars, Futurama, SpongeBob, Parks and Rec, ET, Batman, Frozen, Mickey Mouse, Hunger Games, Iron Man, Barney (who I suppose has a canon), Snow White, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, A Christmas Carol (again, I suppose a canon), "Les Misblerablahs", The Maze Runner (Thomas, I think?) LOTR, 30 Rock, & Narnia. I apologize for you fans of any of the above. Also, buy the Xtremly Scray brand corset underwear. As uncomfortable as it sounds or your money back!

AN: I hat u pres but Buffy Rocxs!

I was wearing a black dress dat said "U can c ma belly" cause it was ripped and u could ce ma belly. I was also wearing white fondatin, blak yeyshadow, blak eyeliner, blak lipsick, blak nail plolish, the works. Draco was wearing a GC T (geddit, cause they were there fighting wit us). Plato Potter was wearing a red shirt that said "My black shirt is dirty." Niether of then were wearing pants cause they were bia and wanted to skrew eacother. Penny, who was aliv agan aind no longer a prep, was wearing a black moni and a blak lacy bra. Vespa was wearing black corset bras and underwears. Daisy wsas wearing a black bra and matching underwear made out of eyeliner and lipstick. Seleno was wearing a white shirt that was once black cause he was now a prep and green pants. Dumbledore was wearing his iconique April Lanigne Robe. Voldermort was wearing paints and a shirt that said "Im arparently not the bad guy anymore." Peter Pottergrew was wearing a blak log sleeped shirt and matching pants. Sirius Blak was wearing leather pants and no shit. Snape and Loopin wrere wearing shirts that showed them in da middle of da empty hall, doin' it, and Dobby was watching. So did theri bants. Gildoy Hart was wearing a black corset with black panties. Doriss Umbergne was wearing a tight blak minidress with a picture of Storm Wolfsband, the sexoyest womin aliv. Millicent McGoogle was wearing a black robe. Sorting Hat was wearing nothing cause hies' a hat. Billy Poseran was wearing a black skater pant and a black t that has a picture of Loopin's blak racecar on it. Mae Poseran was wearing a black dress wit nothing on it. Just a plain blak dres. Lukiss Malfoy and James Potter were wearing matching black outfits that said their names on them. Ebony Dark'nees Demetria TARA was way wearing a ripped black mini with a lacy matching bra and fishnets. She was wearing so much blak eyeliner all the boys wanted 2 hack sex with her. Helena, who was Daphne, wass wearing a balkc mini that said "I used to b a preppy, my name was Dapnhe, but now I, goffic and I am Helene." MCR was wearing blakc bnad ts witb pictures of GC on them. Good Chraloote was wearing blac bnad ts with puctures of MCR on them. Marlene Mason was wearing an outfit madse of black lipstike Thea same one whe was wearing no his fack. Amy Leeeeeeeee and Everneverenze were wearing black ripped minis rhat siasd "We support Tarra and My Imorta." Green Dayz, Simlee Plan, and Slipkonwt were all wearing black eyelinere and ootfites that said "geddit?" all over them. MortiMcFli was wearing a goffic shirt and pants that siad "Back to the Future? What's that? I'm Goffic now." Edmund Cullen was weraring a black dress that came it high heels like Volemorts. Homer Simpson was wearing a black band t ad black paints (geddit, like there was pink pant undder needth the balck pants). Luke Skkwelker was wearirng a black corset shirt with pants with a manly stubble on them. Philip J Fri was using the bathroom while we all got changeed, so hi dint get da meemo that we were changing in2 new goffic clothers, so he was wearing his usuall preppy red windbreaker white shirt and blue jeans. SpongeBob was now blak instead of yello, and his tie was also blak. Leslie Notes weas tearing a black leather dress with a picture of Buffy and I beein greinds again (this was left offer from whern we stopped fighting). ET was wearing a black giant MCR Tshirt that he wore as panjamans. Batman was wearing a blak Batmobile costume with at picture of Ebony passing the torch of Mary Sue Ness down to mee. Elsa wear wasing a long black bread dress. Micky was wearing a blak tie and a blak t that said "Geddit, die instead of tie, cuss im goffi". Katdress Ebondy was wearubg a black dress with a picture of MCR punching Cecilia. Tony Strak (geddit, lik Strak attak 2) was wearing a goffic Iron Man suit with MCR lyreics on it. Barney was now black and had a blak gun that Voldemort gave him to shoot preps. Snow White was wearing a goffic black Poofy Dress and matching miniskit. Willi Wokna was wearing a goffic black top hat with feathers and a blak versin of what he usually werars. Ebonizer Screws (geddit, I like to Screw Draco, Pluto, Slenpo and all the other boiz) west wearing a long black dress that was all riped and u could c his cleavage (Only he was a boy so he didn't have one, u sicko!1111). John Valjean was wererairng a black baggy skate pantss wand a black shirt that siad "Orly!" on it with a picture of Orly Airport in Paris. The Maze Runer guy left cause I forgot what his nam was and what her did and whatever. Frollo Baggins was wearing a long black minidress. Liz Lemon was werarign a goffic blak Amy Let Shirt ans goffic glasses. Aslan was wearing a blak t that said "Goffs role!" on it. Cecili was wearing a pin shirt that said "Im a fuken prep fuk me!" and a long green skirt. Hunter was wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans. Not at all goffic. Hilayr Fuken Duff was weraing as hotpin dress with pictures of happy preps on it. So Did NSYNC. The Backstreet boys weare wearwrong jeans and multicolored t shirts.

I gasped.