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Easter with the Jones-Kirklands
The Jones-Kirklands did not always celebrate Easter. When they did, it was a happy, joyous occasion with the annual White House egg roll that despite being beyond the acceptable age, Alfred still found to be the greatest thing on the planet next to McDonald's and Arthur.
"Aren't we a little too old for this?" Elizabeth asked Arthur rolling her window down.
"You're Pops doesn't seem to think so." Arthur glanced in the mirror. Alfred had bought himself a new twenty passenger van that the rest of family had just discovered. The rest of children were spread out in five different cars.
"Don't you call Papa the biggest wanker this side of the planet?" Alaska mentioned.
"But that's because I love 'im. I love him."
"Papa I know you love Daddy very much but to we have to do the Easter egg roll?" Hawaii asked putting her feet up in the seat in front of hers.
"Because it's fun and Barack want us to do it. I don't get why guys are so against it. All of you used to love it when you were younger." America huffed not minding Hawaii's feet near his head.
"When we were younger. As in small children. I'm going off to college and I still need to roll eggs on the lawn of the White House?" Jacob wished he had a book to read to make this ride from hell more enjoyable.
"To tell the truth I think it's because Barack wants to settle the score with us. I think he's jealous." Alfred said with a smirk.
"Jealous?" The twenty-two Jones-Kirklands cried.
"Why would our president be jealous of us? What has gotten into Dad?" Illinois asked.
"Like hell if I know. Alfred thinks its because we beat the Obamas in bragging rights and title for America's Most Famous Family. When President Obama has fifty kids pulled out of him than he can see if he can win America's Most Famous Family." That was Arthur a true gentleman always defending his husband's honor.
"Daddy, that's just gross. I don't knew to be reminded of how I came into this world " Emma commented.
"I'm sorry that you'll never experience the joys of childbirth due to your sinning." Utah placed a hand on her sister's arm.
"It's OK. I like my sins." West Virgina removed her younger sister's hand.
"I think the fact that all these children are coming to spend a day at the White House is sort of fun. They can grow up with one good memory and tell stories of ti to their kids when they bring their kids there." Arkansas sighed.
"That's only because you're freakishly religious/obsessed wit having as many kids said as possible." America told Arkansas. "But that's what makes you American!"
Arthur and the Jones-Kirkland family sighed and banged their heads on any available space.
Alfred and the rest of his long-suffering family wish you all a happy Easter.
Author's Note: Happy Easter everyone! I don't celebrate Easter but since a majority of people do and everything is closed today, I thought this quick little oneshot will be my gift to you guys. Sorry if it's sucky.
And I promise you the next chapter will be Connecticut!