A/N Here's another chapter! If I don't get more than 8 reviews, I'm not updating!

Still not, mine.

One Month Later

"Ziva, Bella's going to be a pumpkin!"

"No! That is, what is the word, stupid!"

"Well, what do you want her to be for Halloween?"

"A ninja."

"No! She is a month old!"

"So? Tali, what do you think?"

"I am not involved in this argument!"

Tony was holding Bella and he and Ziva were trying to decide what Bella was going to be for her first Halloween. Tali was dressing Parvati and Anabri as little cows.

"I am going to consult Abby on this then, Tony."

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"Why does everyone have to come to our house tonight exactly?"

"Because, we need to do something, we all have kids now, so they need to have some tradition in their lives."

"Can't they have tradition at someone else's house?"

"Jethro, why do you have to be so boring?"

"Because," Gibbs whined as he left to go dress Lilly.

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"Abby, no!"

"What, Mcgee?"

"Kieran is NOT going as that!"

"Why?"

"He is a baby?"

"So?"

"He can't be a stripper!"

"But it's cute!"

"Abby."

"Well, if he can't be one, then you can."

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Three Hours Later

Everyone was gathered in Gibbs' living room. Tony and Ziva were there, with Bella, who was dressed as a ninja. Tali was there with her little cows, Parv and Ana. Ducky was there with his mother, who had insisted that Ducky go dressed as a teddy bear. Jenny was sitting on the floor, resting on his legs, with Lilly in her lap. Lilly was dressed as a flower, since they couldn't come up with anything better.

"Where's Delaney?"

Gibbs looked towards the door, where Abby and Mcgee were standing. Abby was dressed as a 'sexy sailor', Kieran was dressed a pumpkin and Mcgee was wearing a long trench coat.

Jenny sighed from the floor, "Delaney couldn't decide on what to be, so she may not come down."

"I'll fix her!" Abby shrieked as she handed Kieran to Ziva and then fled up the stairs.

"See?" Tony hissed to Ziva, "Kieran is a pumpkin."

"Only because I gave Abby our pumpkin costume."

"You evil, evil woman."

Ziva laughed as she set Kieran down on the floor.

"Hey, McSherlock, what's with the coat? Solved any good mysteries lately?"

"Leave me alone, Tony."

Suddenly, McGee's coat got ripped off from the back, revealing a black Speedo, cufflinks, and a bowtie. Delaney was laughing behind him and Abby was on the floor hysterically laughing.

"What the hell Probie!"

Tony started going on about how he didn't have a camera; Abby snapped a picture before disappearing back upstairs with Delaney.

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"Everybody look." Abby demanded from the top of the stairs.

All eyes turned to the top of the stairs, where Abby was standing.

"We've seen you already, Abs."

"But, Gibbs. You haven't seen Delaney dressed up yet!"

"Then move so we can see her?"

"Oops, he he."

Delaney came down the stairs, wearing a navy blue, sequined cocktail dress.

"What are you supposed to be?" Tony asked.

"Ziva, duh."

"Oh, well, excuse me for being Captain Obvious!"

"Act your age, DiNozzo." Ziva snapped, hitting his arm.

The doorbell rang and everyone jumped.

Tali laughed as she headed for the front door.

A firefighter and a fairy stood behind the screen door.

"TRICK OR TREAT!"

Tali laughed as she gave them each a piece of candy.

When the doorbell rang the next time, Gibbs got it. But in the background, Tony had stolen McGee's jacket and was holding it above his head, all anyone could see was Mcgee, half naked, jumping up and down.

"What is wrong with you people?" The mother with the little boy at the door yelled.

"I'm calling the police!"

Tali walked to the door with Parvati in her arms, "Ma'am, we are the police."

"Lordy, you're drunk too! I am calling the cops!"

"No! Don't do that!"

"Hello? There is a case of public indecency!"

The woman turned around as she spoke into her phone.

Five Minutes Later

"Officer, hold on let me get my badge."

Everyone was digging around the varied purses and jacket pockets to get their badges. Delaney was laughing at something one of the officers's said.

"Sorry for the disturbance, have a safe night!"

The four officers waved as they left and everyone stared at Delaney.

"What did you say?" Ziva asked as she slipped her badge back into her pants pocket.

"I told them that the lady just got out of the insane asylum and that we were all assassins."

"Very nice!" Tony said as he high-fived Delaney.

"Now, back to torturing Mcgee."

A/N I keep getting interrupted by trick-or-treaters so I am going to stop! Blame the little kids who steal our candy! Review, under 8 and no update! Oh yeah, I didn't forget about Kate, don't worry!