Total Humor Island

Episode 25: A brick

Trent wanted to build a new outhouse out of exactly 99 bricks. However, they only sold the bricks at cases of 100 each. So, Trent buys himself the 100 bricks, he builds his outhouse, and then throws the remaining brick away.

Katie and Sadie were carrying the very fragile, easily broken and hard to miss Glass pane. They were carefully, VERY carefully, crossing the street with it. Katie and Sadie look around them nervously. Is something out there conspiring to break this VERY expensive glass pane?

Katie looks to her right, then to her left. Sadie looks to her left, then to her right.

"Like, I think we're safe, Katie,"-said Sadie.

"Totally safe!"-said Katie. Suddenly, their hear something. It sounds as if something is falling from the sky. Could it be… a brick?

NO! It is… a DUCK!

"Oh no! Is this little duck alright?"-asks Sadie.

"Of course I'm alright,"-says the duck- "Matter of fact, I even feel like FIRIN MAH LAZUR!!!"

The duck fires his laser, destroying the glass pane.

Heather and Bridgette were having lesbian sex. Suddenly, Bridgette hears the door opening.

"Oh no! It's my husband, Ezekiel!"-says Bridgette, in a panic. Heather, panicking herself, decides to hide in the closet, whilst Bridgette sneaks out the window.

Bridgette then realizes- "Oh no!! I left my watch in there!!!"

She finds she can't climb back up the window, so she enters through the back door. At that moment, Ezekiel enters the master bedroom. He heads for the closet to put away his suit. He opens the door, and finds Heather, in all her nakedness. That was when Bridgette entered to get her watch back. She thinks fast.

"Oh my God!!! Ezekiel, you're CHEATING ON ME!!!!"-says Bridgette.

BEFORE Eva and LeShawna got married:

Eva and LeShawna were naked in bed, making out.

"Oh, my brown chocolate goddess. I will always love you,"-says Eva, kissing her lover once more.

"And I will always love you, my sexy muscular nymph,"-says LeShawna, kissing Eva again, engaging in Round 4...

AFTER they got married:

Eva and LeShawna wore similar pajamas, and slept in the same bed. After watching the latest episode of the L word, they turn the TV off, and without even telling each other goodnight, go to sleep.

"Hey, LeShawna,"-said Eva.

"Yeah?"-asked LeShawna.

"When's the last time we… you know?"-Eva was blushing.

"Why… you want to?"-LeShawna asks.

"Yeaahhhh… no. Not really,"-says Eva.

Harold kept his collection of Glass slippers inside a tainted glass box. The box itself was worth hundreds. The collection? Thousands, almost a million bucks. Anything could break them, ANYTHING.

"Sure hope no ducks come coming in here, firing their lasers. Gosh! How annoying would that be!"-he says.

A knock on the door, Geoff bursts in, and says- "SQUADALLAH!!!!" Everything shatters.

Cody and Lindsay were at the park.

"My gosh, Cody! This was the perfect date! Could ANYTHING ruin it?"-asks Lindsay, staring into Cody's eyes/

"Nope, nothing short of a random brick falling from the sky could ruin this perfect date,"-says Cody, leaning in for a kiss.

That was when the duck popped out of the bushes, and said- "IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZUR!!!!" He then fires the laser at the two lovers.

Izzy was in the toilet, eating pancakes with ketchup. Geoff bursts into the bathroom, and yells- "SQUADALLAH!!!"

Izzy, undeterred, just points to her pancakes and says- "DINNER!!!!"

Courtney was running for office.

"The biggest problem in our nation right now is PORNOGRAPHY!!!! For example, I have recently rented this PORNOGRAPHIC film, which contained lewd scenes of man on woman, woman on woman, woman on man on woman, man on woman on man woman on horse, and man on hippopotamus sexual intercourse!!! Vote for me, and I shall rid our great country of such lewd materials! Any questions?"-she says. Tyler raises his hand.

"Yeah, I got one! Where can I get that movie!!!???"-he says excitedly.

Beth was drinking her orange juice. That was when that duck appeared!

"IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZUR!!!! OUCH!!!!!"-the duck died upon getting hit in the head with a brick.

"Where did that brick come from?"-asks Beth. Cue the X-Files music!