Chapter 24: Fan-service Part 1
So, we're back again…I seriously need to work on my own story more than this...Hey, this is on you. Plus, don't you have a bunch of chapters that you are waiting for me to edit. I'm waiting for those, by the way. True, I guess. Anyway let's just get on with this...I grow tired of this. Shouldn't we warn them that this is a filler, because we are busy people with things to do? True… Dammit flashbacks! But they're good flashbacks in that episode. CHAPTER NOW! Fine, fine...Let's do this…
So, we were finally able to finish the next chapter, so I finally get to put this one up. Sorry for the wait, and I'll only keep you for a moment longer to thank you for being patient. Well, on with the show.
After the SSS came back with an unconscious Kanade, the entire group went back to the school to get the small girl to the infirmary. The entire time, Lon'qu was sweating nervously.
"Are you okay, Mister?" Rom asked him after Kanade was safely put into bed.
"Ah! Stay away from me, you beast!" He says jumping back in absolute fear. Before he could go too far, a blood red skeletal hand reached out and grabbed him.
"I forgot I could do this." G1 muttered. "Now, could you please answer her question? Maybe also tell me why you just jumped out of your skin when she came near you?"
"I have a fear of women. And to answer your question girl, no, I am not okay...I'm surrounded by females!" He emphases his point when Vert is almost pressing her breasts onto his arm.
"Oh my...To think such a thing was possible…" The green goddess said in contemplation.
"Vert. No." Tehg says, pulling out Lon'qu's arm.
"What is that?" Lon'qu asked, pointing at the partially formed Susano'o. "I have never seen such a construct."
"I think we'd all would like that answered." Yurippe said, coming out of the room.
"Oh God...You signed a death warrant to your ears…" Johnny says, walking out the room as well.
"This is just a part of my Susano'o. Originally, it was exclusive to this clan of ninja with crazy eye-magic, but I figured it out after ten years of trial and error." The devil answered. "Instead of chakra, though, I use my own magic, force it out of my body, and then give it form."
"So now that you're done, how about we have some fun!?" Neptune suggested.
"After Kanade wakes up. We need to make sure she's still her and not one of the fight happy ones." Yurippe said, temporarily shutting Neptune down.
"That's not a no~!"
"Can we go to the beach then?" Vert says.
"You just wanna show off your melons, Thunder Tits!" Blanc screams.
"Neptune, Vert, it doesn't mean yes either." Noire says sighing.
"But is doesn't mean no~" Tehg sings along with Neptune.
"Once we're sure she's fine we'll go to the beach...Happy?" Yurippe said while palming her face.
"Woo Hoo!" Neptune cheered.
"Oh no…" Lon'qu paled.
"What's wrong, buddy?" Neptune asks, attempting to wrap an arm round him only to get a shriek of horror as a response. "Whaaaaaat…?"
"Stay TWENTY FEET AWAY FROM ME WOMAN!" Lon'qu cried out.
"Jeez, guy...What's your problem? Can't take being around a sexy girl like me?"
"Yes, actually…"
"What about me then?" Vert asks in a sultry voice.
"Forty feet away for you…"
"Aw...You're no fun…" Vert pouted while taking a step closer.
"Do I need to make it fifty?" He asked in response, sweating profusely.
"Every party needs pooper, that's why we invited you! Party poooper!" Tehg sings.
"Well, I'll be down by the river doing...I don't know, something. Come get me when it's time." G1 said, leaving the building in a blur of red.
"So...Anyone have a pack of cards?" Lon'qu asks. Several hours pass as the group that was waiting outside started playing poker. Meal tickets were used as poker chips, and bets were placed by the rest of the group on who would win. Yurippe, with subtle underhanded tactics, won. No one bet on her. Her face sank because the majority of the bets were on Neptune. She would have won if it wasn't for her cheating.
"I call hacks!" Neptune exclaims pointing an accusing finger towards Yurippe.
"I won fair and square." Is her curt reply.
"I don't think you did." Kanade said from the doorway. She was in pajamas and was rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "I saw the last game. You had a card hidden up your sleeve."
"Hah! I called it! Gimme my prize!" Neptune yelled, diving at the pile of tickets. She rifled through them, taking out every single one for pudding. "Here, guys, you can have the rest." And so the contest began. A mad scramble over pieces of paper.
"Hey, uh...Shouldn't we go get G1? Since she's up, we can go to the beach now." Storm suggested.
"Fine...you get him. I've got something else to do." Tehg says, fading away.
"Wait! Bring him here first. He said he'd 'Un-Gary Stu' me...Whatever that means…" Tatsuya asks in curiosity.
"I will go get him get him." Lon'qu states wishing to get away from the females. He soon comes back with the devil. "Here." He pushes the red clad man towards Tatsuya.
"Okay. So Un-Gary Stu?" G1 asks, which he gets a nod in response. "STORM GET THE SCALPEL!" The two drag Tatsuya off and Johnny was standing in front of the door as a bodyguard. The only time he moved was when they had forced the nurse out of the infirmary. Tehg re-appears and looks to Bryce.
"Switch out." He says and he sighs fading away. "So guys, say hi to Lyn. Or Lyndis. Whichever you prefer." Tehg says as a woman with green hair and blue eyes appears. She started to wave, before the sounds of a chainsaw, maniacal laughter, and pained screaming pierced the air.
"Should I be worried about that?" Lyn asks the group after she was done with being on the ceiling.
"Nah he will be fine...Just maybe a few bits of brain matter missing." Johnny says, punching the door, yelling to keep it down. "And that should do it." He mutters, duct taping the door trying to reduce noise. That only seemed to encourage the two, if the pounding on the walls was any indication. "God dammit…"
"Ummm...I'm Lyndis, but you may call me Lyn. Though I worry about your friends' sanity, Tehg."
"I do too. G1 is pretty weird."
"Keep it down or you're next~!" Came the sing-song reply.
"You lay a finger on him and you shall meet the business end of my blade!" Lyn screams through the door making sure he can hear.
"You can try~! But others have tried worse~!"
"G1...Her blade… It fucks up your regeneration."
"Yamato!"
"Fuck!"
"Can we just go to the beach please!?" Neptune pleads.
"Hold on a sec! We just need to stick the cerebellum back in! He was moving around too much!" Storm called out.
"Isn't that very dangerous?" Cynthia asks while munching on a caramel apple Milky Ways that she stole from G1's stash.
"Nah! He's fine." G1 reassured them. "Oh, and Tia...That better not have been some of my caramel apple Milky Ways…" Both Tehg and Cynthia shiver.
"Yes...it was...But it's not anymore as I ate it!" She says excitedly.
"Guess I need to teach the girl a lesson. Care to help me Storm?" He asked his fellow mad scientist as they exited the room. They both had lab coats on that were stained with blood, either by splatter or by Tatsuya's hands.
"Sure." Storm answered, and mad smile gracing his face.
"Um...oh dearest father do not worry. I already bought you a full bag in compensation." She says, smirking as she hands the madman his treats.
"Thanks, but this isn't about the candy. It's the fact that you took them without permission." He responded, grabbing on to her and dragging her into the room. "We'll be back in a few."
"But the beach…" Neptune complains deflating.
"We'll only be a few minutes, Neptune." Storm said seriously as he sank into the darkness that had overtaken the room. And what they said was true. Two and a half minutes later, the four walked out, though Cynthia had her hands on her rear.
"I can't believe you spanked me a hundred times…" Cynthia muttered.
"I did what had to be done. This way, you'll have a permanent psychological reminder. Especially if you and Neptune start doing some freaky shit."
"If she shares any similarities to herself, meaning Solar, she most likely won't remember...sadly." Tehg says staring at his sister.
"I don't know...Dad's hand was pretty solid…"
"He does have a mean backhand. I watched him backhand an ancient dragon once. That's how we started a competition on who could backhand it away the farthest." Johnny added.
"You've slapped a dragon and lived to talk about it?" Lyn asked.
"We've slapped dragons to death on multiple occasions." Storm stated as if it were a normal occurrence before beginning to walk away from her.
"Cool...Now can we go? I think Neptune is looking at me with eyes of murder." Tehg says sweating.
"It wouldn't be that big a loss, guys. Come on, lemme at 'im." A golden blade is suddenly pressed against her throat, silencing her.
"Say that again. I dare you." Lyn says coldly.
"Try that again. I dare YOU." G1 said. As she turned around, floating swords surrounded her. "You see, my daughter wants to tap the ass of that girl you're threatening. Can't have you killing a possible daughter in law, now can I?"
"She was threatening my friend… I will not stand for that...But I shall stand down for now." She sheathed her blade and chuckles. "Sorry… I tend to go too far when protecting my friends."
"Same." The blue blades faded out of existence. "But to be fair, we were being rude by constantly delaying something we're all in need of at this point."
"Indeed. So shall we be off?"
"We'll meet you there. Ninja magic for the win." The three oldest males disappeared in a plume of smoke. All that could be seen of them were blurs of their respective colors.
"They do realize they don't have swim suits, don't they?" Noire asked.
"They'll have to deal with whatever we get them. I'm getting as tired of waiting as Neptune." Blanc all but growled out.
"Yepperoni! Let's go!" Neptune cheered.
"Umm… What's a swimsuit?" Owain, Lucina, Lon'qu and Lyn ask in unison.
"A swimsuit is an outfit that you wear to the beach. It's similar to underwear but different." Tehg explains and they nod. After about half an hour they arrive at the nearby beach to see G1, Johnny and Storm already have set everything up.
"Ahoy there old man!" Tehg shouts to the devil.
"I'm not old!"
"You're older than me!" Lon'qu shouts unnerved.
"By what!? Three years!?"
"Still older…" He grumbled.
"Aw I'm the youngest…" Lucina moans. "I'm only 16."
"Actually, I'm the youngest." Cynthia said. "Technically I'm only like a week or two old."
"Oh yeah!" Ram says, bopping her fist on her open palm.
"I meant from our dimension/multiverse/outrealm thing!"
"I know it doesn't help but I'm 20." Lyn says.
"AND THE GODDESSES ARE AGELESS!" Tehg shouts, snapping. "Sorry. Age is a sensitive subject."
"Speaking of that, not trying to trigger you Tehg, but aren't the original four goddesses, like, thousands of years old?" Johnny asked.
"...Yes...Yes they are...Now come here while I shank you." He says with a blank face.
"So...Uh...We don't have swim trunks…" G1 sighed out.
"We've got it handled." Uni said, holding up a bag. "Now let's go get change." She finished with a smile that made Tehg feel all warm and fuzzy.
"Alright, you creep. Go get changed." Noire says hitting him over the head.
Tehgs group comes out first...Because SOME PEOPLE GET CHANGED FAST. (I hate you G1)(Is it because the number generator decided you'd go first?) (RNGesus was not my friend today…) Tehg is wearing a pair of onyx shorts with white stripes going up the side. Next was Solar wearing a black one piece with a red phoenix claw across the stomach area. After that was Lyn wearing a two piece green bikini showing off her curves.
"Are you sure this is okay? Am I not showing too much skin?" Lyn asks.
"Nah. It's fine… It's quite becoming of you actually." Tehg and Solar say to ease her nerves.
"Indeed, you look quite better than I do." Lucina says exiting the changing rooms. She is wearing a blue two piece swimsuit and shorts...still with her falchion on her waist.
"Um... Lucina…? Why do you have your blade still?" Solar asks her
"You never know when evil may strike!"
"Aye! So I must keep my tome of knowledge on me." Owain can be heard walking over wearing yellow shorts and his tome under his arm.
"Of course…" Tehg sighs. "Next!"
"Hey!" Owain complains as his father walks out.
"Quiet boy. Your voice annoys me."
"But father!"
"I said quiet!"
"Can you two stop bickering. My head hurts…" Tatsuya mutters walking out in white and green shorts. Rose comes out after him wearing a black one piece with a white strip going diagonally across her chest.
"Now we wait for G1's group." Tehg mutters. The larger group took a bit longer, but came out together. Lancer was wearing a dark blue speedo.
"Oh God! My eyes! My beautiful lesbian eyes!" Solar cried out.
"Oh Naga! It stings!" Owain cries out.
"Relax. We'll just trap him in the water where we can't see him." Blanc said with her hands over the twins' eyes. She was in a beige one piece with a white swirl line running from her left shoulder to her right hip.
"Looking good, Blanc." Tehg mutters, only to get slapped over the head by Solar. The twins were in one pieces as well. The colors matched what they'd normally wear and had a small frilly skirt. Noire was standing to the right of the three in a dark blue, red, and white one piece that showed off her stomach, right side, and back. In her hair was matching ribbons.
"So...How do I look?" Noire asked.
"Meh Lyn looks better." Tehgs says honestly.
"You just say that because you don't like Noire." G1 said, standing proudly in pink shorts. "By the way, whose idea was this?" He asked, gesturing to the swim trunks.
"Firstly, not true. Secondly, I say it honestly based on reasons, and thirdly Cynthia picked it for you...Something about no pink speedos in your size." The now pink clad man slowly turned to his adopted daughter.
"You know this means war, right?"
"Oh yes, it does." She confirms smirking as she puts her left hand on her hip. She was wearing a simple red strapless bikini that was held together in the front by a gold ring.
"What would it be called if I thought Cynthia was hot?" Solar asks innocently.
"Weird, but not illegal." Johnny answered. His trunks were green with black lotus flower print on them.
"A flower? Ain't that a bit girly?" Lon'qu asks with a chuckle.
"Lotus' are cool though. They just get to chill there in the water until they die. That's a life I wouldn't mind living." Was Johnny's response.
"That is a lazy life. A life should be fulfilling and full of enjoyment...even including bad things, too."
"But what if you like enjoying seeing nature just...happen?" The sage of G1's group asked, clad in red trunks with yellow and orange flames. "If that's your goal, it would be fulfilling. Would it not?"
"I suppose. Though not everyone is the same." He grunts as his spine stiffens. "The melons are nearby. I can sense it." And there were indeed melons. Vert's were barely contained by the light green bikini that showed off almost everything. The fabric crossed over her bountiful chest and wrapped around her neck and down her back, leaving her underboob and cleavage exposed. The lower half was held on by strings.
"JESUS VERT! AIN'T THAT A BIT MUCH!?" Tehg screams covering Rose's eyes.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." She said, leaning on G1 with an arm underneath her boobs.
"What are you doing?" He asked her.
"Striking a pose. Now be a dear and play along." And so he does, knocking her away a bit while striking a pose very similar to that of one Caesar Zeppeli, with a hand in front of his face.
"Like this?"
"Umm...Daddy why are you covering my eyes...? It's only auntie Vert!" Rose asks her father.
"That's why I'm covering your eyes honey."
"Please remove your hands from your daughter eyes please." Vert asks.
"Vert, please stop. We're here to have a good time, remember?" Nepgear pleaded. She was in a light purple one piece with no back.
"I'm so going to tap that…" Cynthia mutters.
"Just not in front of the kids." Uni said from directly behind her. Her swimsuit was similar to Cynthia's, except it was black and white with a silver ring.
"Damnit...I really miss my Uni now…" Tehg mutters.
"Ah, cheer up, bud! You'll get back to her!" Neptune said, patting him on the back. Her swimsuit was a light blue with a yellow trim.
"Tapping it later." Cynthia says to herself.
"Stop thinking with your non-existent lady dick." G1 said sternly.
"Fine...But I was only saying." She says.
"Oh and Neptune, thanks...Cynthia stop having a lady boner." Tehg says.
"So...what now?" Noire asks holding a bag full of stuff.
"Don't we have to wait for the SSS kids?" Lancer asked.
"You morons! How could you forget about me!?" Yui cries walking out in a simple pink one piece.
"Shut it, Yui! We came here to relax!" Hinata says getting into a brawl with her. He was wearing a pair of black shorts.
"This is gonna be wicked!" TK shouted, wearing white shorts with rainbow colored peace signs.
"Why am I not surprised?" Blanc asked to no one in particular.
"This is so stupid…" Shiina says walking out in a black one piece but still having her scarf.
"Why do you still have a scarf in this heat?" Otonashi asks walking out in orange shorts.
"Because you're stupid." Was her response.
"You're all stupid." Naoi said. "Except for you, Otonashi." He added. "But I do have to ask, why am I in a bikini?"
"Well...You look like a girl, and we grabbed too many girls' swimsuits and not enough guys...So…" Ram explained.
"This was planned wasn't it?" He asked hypnotizing her.
"Hey! What did I say about hypnotizing people!?" Otonashi yelled, slapping him on the back of the head.
"Wow...Otonashi just Gibbs slapped Naoi." G1 said, shocked.
"Huh...You Americans and your violence." Solar says sighing.
"Watch your tongue! NCIS is awesome!"
"Oh I know. But doesn't stop my point."
"And you all act like idiots." Yurippe said, wearing a teal bikini.
"Hm not bad...for a jackass" Tehg says to her face.
"Yeah. I didn't think such a shitty person would be so well endowed." Storm added.
"Umm...You ok, uncle Storm?" Rose asks the sage.
"I'm perfectly fine." He answered with a smile.
"Oh, ok!" She replied smiling back at him.
"Stop picking on Yuri before I kill you a hundred times!" Noda says walking out in a bright purple speedo and goggles on his head.
"You can try, you fucking shoeby." Johnny said with a raised fist.
"Shut it you masochist!" And that is the story of how Noda was uppercutted so hard he flew into the ocean.
"He deserved that." Jesus-kun says walking out in white shorts and a t-shirt.
"Yeah he did." Johnny replied, grinding a fist in his other hand.
"What did Noda do this time?" Kanade asks walking out in a two piece white bikini. Otonashi's face was visibly flushed.
"Down boy. You're pitching a tent there." Tehg says teasing him.
"What?!" He cries looking at his nether regions, to see that nothing is out of the ordinary.
"Man, I can't believe he reacted like that. You'd think he would've felt it." Fujimaki commented.
"Mmhm." Matsushita agreed, his mouth filled with a meat bun. They are both wearing black shorts.
"You guys are being too loud." Yusa says in monotone walking out wearing an amber two piece swimsuit.
"IS THIS OKAY THEN!?" Neptune said through a megaphone close to her ear.
"What?" Yusa asked, now deafened by the eccentric goddess.
"Neptune you deafened my secretary!" Yurippe shouts while bitch slapping her. She instantly regretted it as G1, Cynthia, and Nepgear glared holes into her skull.
"Bitch you done fucked up!" Tehg commented from the sidelines.
"I suggest you apologize to Neptune. I have yet to see Gear angry, but I have the distinct feeling that it'll be like Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk." G1 said, pointing a thumb at Nepgear. "Plus, I think that Cynthia here is in a mood. Don't quote me on that, though."
"Um...I don't know what a 'Hulk' is." Yurippe says and Yui pales.
"Ummm, Yurippe…? To translate...APOLOGIZE NOW! OR DO YOU WANT ALL OF US TO DIE?!"
"We can't die Yui."
"JUST DO IT!" A voice says in the wind.
"Hey, Gear. Do your thing." A creepy smile split her face as she transformed into HDD. The smile that really shouldn't be on the nice girl's face remained as she leveled and charged her gunblade.
"Not sorry, Nepgear...The bitch deserved it." With Yurippe's stubborn attitude kicking in, Nepgear pulled the trigger. The beam of energy tore a hole in her torso, yet somehow left her beachwear spotless.
"Hurts like a bitch...but still not apologizing."
"My turn then." G1 said, ramming Rebellion through her skull. "Ah...Been waitin' to do that for a while now."
"I wanna try that too!" Tehg says, sulking as Solar holds him back.
"No, brother. Leave it to the morons to do moron things...Why not go stare at Lyn or Uni or something?" She offers to which he sulks off.
"Are you calling me a moron?" Nepgear asked her.
"N-N-No…"
"No, she was referring to G1."
"Do I need to stab you in the face too? Cuz I will." G1 said, giving a general threat to everyone. "Not in the mood anymore. Today was going good, then Yurippe ruined it."
"I'll handle this" Storm says, ninja vanishing with the girl. He then returns alone. "She is now alone in the headquarters."
"Yay!" Came the TFS Goku like response. "Now we will actually be able to have fun."
"You said it!" Yui cheered, agreeing with the Devil Hunter.
"So what do we do at the beach?" Lucina asks getting uncomfortable.
"Volleyball?" Noire suggested.
"What is this volleyball?" Lyn asks walking over.
"Something I'm very bad at." G1 said. "So many bloody noses…"
"I remember that. It was at one of Iffy's birthday parties. You'd think a guy with such good hand-eye coordination would be so bad at a sport." Storm commented.
"Because he has a bad luck stat…" Tehg commented.
"I don't know what that means, but thanks G1. That explains so much!" Lyn says sarcastically.
"I was mostly talking to myself. No need to be rude. Volleyball's a sport where you have to hit a ball over a net in a way that the other team can't return it to you side."
"I see…"
"So who's up first?"
"Well, I'm not playing. I'll ref, but no play." G1 quickly said while jumping into the tall chair near the net.
"Aww Stevie you're no fun" Neptune whines.
"Deal with it. We can have teams of three, six or nine. It might be more interesting if it were nine."
"Curious question." Johnny started out of nowhere. "If Neptune were to go HDD right now, would she be in her regular stuff or a different swimsuit?"
"These are important question indeed." Cynthia agrees.
"Let's find out!" Neptune said. In a pillar of light she was replaced with her adult form. She was clad in a two piece similar to her smaller for but was a royal blue instead. It only seemed to just barely cling to her.
"Jiggle physics for the win!" Johnny and Cynthia say in unison while drooling.
"I'd appreciate it if you'd stop staring." Neptune said. "The only one of us that actually enjoys that is Vert."
"That is true." Vert said. "The attention is quite nice."
"Meh. I'll stare at Nepgear then."
"Aw…" Vert pouted.
"Cheer up. It's not the end of the world or anything." G1 said to her from the chair. "How about we make sure she's on the other team, and you could nail her in the face."
"FACK YOU DAD!"
"If you're going to swear, do it right!"
"FINE! FUCK YOU!"
"No, because that's creepy."
"Argh!"
"Okay ladies quit your bitching!" Lon'qu shouts while hiding behind Tehg.
"Says the biggest bitch here." Blanc muttered.
"What did you call me wrench?"
"Did I stutter?"
"Come say that to my face!" As soon as she went to do so, he recoiled in fear.
"Not so tough are you?"
"Can we please get to picking teams and playing?" G1 pleaded.
"I have a spark of inspiration friends!" Owain says.
"Oh, this'll be good." Hinata whispered to Otonashi.
"A volleyball tournament!" He cries, holding his tome to the air.
"I don't want to burst your bubble, but that was the plan from the beginning, seeing as there are so many of us." Storm mentioned.
"Aw. I thought I had a good idea." Owain mopes. The teams that were decided after much debate. The first team consisted of Neptune, Noire, Nepgear, Vert, Uni and Cynthia. The second team Tehg, Solar, Kanade, Lyn, Lucina and Owain. The third was Otonashi, Storm, Johnny, TK, Hinata, and Yui. The fourth team Lon'qu, Yusa, Yurippe (who just got back), Shiina, Matsushita and Miyuki, the drummer of Girls Dead Monster. (Unneeded details man!)(Not everyone has watched this show, man. They wouldn't know who she was.) (Fine.)
"And registration is done…" Solar says, pulling out a white board with the teams with mock team names on to symbolize them.
"But I don't have a team!" Ooyama complained.
"You can keep score for me." The ref answered.
"Aww. Okay."
"Okay! Round 1! Verts teams vs Lon'qus teams!"
"No! I will not fight the melons. It is too much!" Lon'qu hisses out.
"It's either you play, or your team forfeits. What now?" G1 said from what he had dubbed his Rules Throne.
"Bring it bitch!" Lon'qu screams grabbing the ball.
"Good...Let the game begin!"
"So will he flake with the females around him?" Lancer asked.
"Eh depends if their breasts get too close...Or some other things, but not during combat or something like this. He won't falter." Lucina answers stretching.
"That'll last until Vert jumps into the air to hit the ball. The jiggle will absolutely kill him. Metaphorically, at least." Storm commented.
"Hark sage. Are you making fun of my father? That is not nice guys…" Owain cries out.
"I'm not. That's just what I think will happen based on what your father has done so far today."
"AH! THE JIGGLE! IT BURNS!" Lon'qu screams in pain.
"I am apologizing, sage. You were correct. Though I still want you to teach me some tricks please. You're amazing!" Owain cries in amazement.
"It's simple. You look at your surroundings and take notes on the things you see."
"Hm, interesting. I shall do this...I do have a question. That technique we used to block the angel of underground? How do I make it work? Every time I try I use too much power and almost pass out."
"That's the thing. You use too much energy. That, and magic isn't as stable in a physical form. In order to do it, you need those. Start off by trying to burst a water balloon. When you do that, try a solid rubber ball. By that point, you'll have the control you'll need."
"I thank you. With this info I shall perfect it. Thank you." He thanks the sage.
And I can't believe it's a two parter… What we been up to man!? Fan service has no limits, so a two parter is okay. We're also buying time to watch the other episodes to get a real chapter out. Yay procrastination! You have given us boobs! Next episode...it will make me cry. So yea PREPARE TISSUES! Meh. We don't need tissues… Never say I didn't warn you...Now I must go, my people need me~! Okay. I'll just eat all your snacks while you're gone. Oh hell no! Bitch no! Anyway Tehg out. Adios, muchachos.