Goddamit! All your reviews are make me want to update and update! UGH lol

Hmm... I don't think I'm gonna make an Edward POV for this story. Something tells me that Edward should be the one with "shielded thoughts" this time 'cause it's always Bella who gets the sympathy vote in stories. I wanna make you FEEL things for Edward... you know, get mad at Bella, be confused as hell? Yeah.

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Though, if you threaten to kill me, I'd gladly rethink of my statement ;)

Oh, yeah, just one more thing (THIS NOTE IS TAKING SO LONG!). This is A and J's story... for now *cough cough*

Beta'd by Breath-of-twilight and pre-read by Twiddler83.


25.

FLIRTING WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF

*.*- BELLA'S POV -*.*

Scotch and tequila's being passed around. Life's great.

I grin to myself when I see Alice talking to Jasper's mom. It's about damn time!

Feels like floating…

I feel someone wrap their arms around me. It's so warm… so snuggly.

"Hey." I stiffen when I hear the voice. It's Edward again.

"Why are you hugging me?" I involuntarily lean my head on his shoulder.

"I bet I can make you come in ten seconds," he dares.

Say what?

I break away from his embrace to look at him in the eye. "No, you can't."

"Yes, I could."

"You do not have enough experience to be able to succeed," I shoot back.

His eyes turn to slits. "Are you saying I'm still a virgin?"

I put a finger on my chin to look curious. "Why, aren't you?"

It's so easy to do this with Edward. This is almost second nature to us.

"I, I…" he sputters, definitely speechless. I smirk and drink my tequila. I won… or not. "I'm not! I just don't fuck around that much anymore."

"You were the school manwhore, Edward."

"No, I wasn't. That was Jasper's title!" he defends.

"What? No, I was not!" Jasper surprisingly pipes in without even knowing what we're talking about. Hell, he's having another conversation with someone else.

We send him strange looks.

"Anyways, you can't do it, Edward. I'll go now," I retort, making my way for a grand exit.

Sadly, he ruins it by grabbing my arm and stopping me. "I can do it, Bella. With or without so much experience. I promise."

I decide to push him further. I watch Jasper's cousin, Alec, who's, luckily, staring back. "See him? I like him. He visited the set the other day for a cameo appearance. He's so hot. Have you seen his abs?"

Desired effect, Edward shoots a glare at Alec. "I'm better than him."

I know I'm being a seriously fucked-up individual right now 'cause I'm so liking what I'm seeing. I cross my arms in defiance. "Why, have you done him already?"

Edward growls.


FTW, EDWARD!