They were all seated in one big ninja circle. All of them sat quietly, too drunk to speak. They were also waiting for someone to start the game.
"YOSH! I'll start *hic*!" said the drunk Gai. He quickly grabbed hold of the kunai, and spinned it with all his might.
Whiiirrr...
Everyone looked at the kunai with wide eyes. It took about 30 seconds for it to turn, for Gai spinned it real hard...
Whiiirrrr...
"Please, not me!" thought Kisame.
"Point to Kakuzu! Point to Kakuzu!" thought the Jashinist.
"... Is this what they call fun?" Sasori asked silently to himself.
"Hn..." thought the Uchiha.
Finally, after seconds of spinning, the kunai slowed down and stopped. Everyone in the room then stared at the little boy the object decided to point at. A few giggles were heard, and Deidara can't help but smile a wide smile.
But he didn't care much about it anyway.
"HAHA! You there, boy! Are you willing to tell the TRUTH, or are *hic* you daring enough to take a DARE?" asked Gai, with his squeaky little voice. He pointed at the poor redhead, who was gtting a bit nervous.
But he only showed a slightly annoyed expression on his face.
"I pick truth," said Sasori.
The big smile in Deidara's face disappeared, and turned into a big pout.
"DANNA! Are you that chicken? You couldn't take a good dare, hmm?"
Sasori just stared at him with a straight face, and replied:
"Sorry, brat. But I chose truth, and there's nothing you could do about it."
The blonde crossed his arms, and turned his face away from his danna.
The people around him started to complain.
"Really Sasori, you are such a cowardly b****! Take a dare *hic* like a MAAAAAN!" cried the red-faced Hidan. He pointed his bottle at the puppet-master. "You're a losing d***, maaaaaaaan!"
"Hidan *hic* is right, Sasori...," said Kakashi. He wasn't seeing right, and everything around him was a blur. He is currently in a completely drunk state, so he thinks that his companions were actually Akatsuki, not kids. But he was right, in a way. "Oh, if your *hic* grandmother were alive, she'd pick dare, and *hic* even laugh her a** off."
Konan smiled at her senpai, then looked at the puppet master in the eyes. "Hehe, I'm with Kakashi, loser. I know I'm a girl, but if I were you, I'd never hesitate to pick a DARE!"
"That's how daring she is..." said Nagato with a crooked smile. He then took two gulps of beer from his bottle.
"HAH! Pick dare, if you THINK that YOU'RE worthyyyyyyy to beee in the AKATSOOOKI!" cried the wood-using nin in a chibi voice.
Sasori started sweating as he saw his mates staring at him like how Jiraiya stares at naked women. Each were slowly coming closer to him, and they brought along with them a dark aura...
"You're such a coward, braaaaaat..." said Kakuzu, with darkness filling his emerald green eyes.
"Don't be a killjoy... Pick a dare... Picka a dare... Pick a dare..." chanted Pein.
Since he was the leader, everyone else followed his silly chant.
"PICK A DARE... PICK A DARE... PICK A DARE!"
This has put the poor guy under much pressure.
"PICK A DARE! PICK A DARE! PICK A - "
"FINE! Alright, CALM DOWN! Freak, I pick DARE!" he said with fiery eyes, and he stared hard at the little Gai-sensei.
The jumpsuit kid then smiled at him with evilness...
"Don't worry, Sasori... You're a part of the Akatsuki! You're Sasori of the red sands! Take it like a MAN!" he thought to himself.
"ARLRIIIIIIIGHT!" shouted Gai, as he shot up from where he was standing. Then , he pointed at the nervous boy.
"Here it comes..." thought Sasori.
"Yes... YES... YES!" thought his partner. He so wanted to see what happens if his Danna picks dare.
The guy in green then stated his dare to the redhead.
"I DARE YOU..."
They all stared at him with very big eyes. You could just imagine the scene now. They looked so much like a bunch of kids in a sleepover. They were all crazy looking, and they were also playing some childish game. Well, except of course the presence of beer in the scene. Sleepovers do NOT include beer.
"...TO CALL *hic* CHOUJI FAT!"
The puppet-master breathed a sigh of relief. "That's it? I thought is was going to be something really challenging."
Deidara looked at Gai with disappointed eyes. And so did the other Akatsuki members.
"WHAT KIND OF DARE IS THAT, HMM?"
The other jounin kids just stared at Sasori, eyes filled with fear. Too bad, he didn't notice this.
"Alright, I'm going now. Where is he – "
"Wait!" cried Iruka. He ran clumsily towards his cabinet, threw a bunch of clothes around, in search of something. Finally, his face showed that he was able to find it. "Someone has to go with Sasori, *hic* and tape the scene. That way, all of us could see what *hic* happens!"
Konan, who was able to notice the previous reaction of the jounins got curious. Because of this, she volunteered to tape Sasori's dare.
"I'll tape him, dad!" she cried in a girly voice.
Iruka then handed the video camera (he has that?) to his daughter.
"Okay then, let's go, Konan," said Sasori.
With that, both of them went towards Chouji's destination. Gai smiled inwardly, and Hidan looked at his dad with angry eyes.
"THAT WAS A F****** SISSY DARE YOU GAVE HIM, B****!"
Anko just smiled at her seatmate.
"Oh, I guess you DON'T KNOW how Chouji reacts to the word 'fat'...," she said in a creepy voice. Because of this, everyone in the room got curious and excited.
"Let's just hope that he can *hic* come back alive..." said Kakashi.
After that, silence filled the room. A few seconds later, Yamato broke the uneasiness of the bunch.
"HEY! Let's just *hic* sing a song while they're gone... *hic*!"
"Oh! Oh!" called Sameki. He waved his bottle in the air. "I know a good song!"
"Really... *hic*? What song?"
The shark nin grabbed a guitar out of nowhere, and suddenly, a strange aura filled the room. They felt as if they camped outside in the forests of Konoha...
"I call this... the campfire song song..."
"I see him! He's there inside that barbeque house!"
Both Konan and Sasori stopped flying though the trees, and observed quietly as Shikamaru's team went inside a barbeque restaurant.
"The camera's ready," said Konan. The she looked at the confident boy. "Are you?"
The boy just shrugged all the nervousness of, and he thought of the ridiculous dare.
"Heh, let's just get this over with."
"Hey, that table's empty! Let's sit there, Shikamaru-kun," said Ino. She pointed at the empty table near a window.
"Yeah, go on ahead, I have to use the CR..."
"BARBEQUE!"
The 'husky' guy ran towards the empty table, for he was getting hungrier by the minute. The smell of the food that the other customers were eating were tickling his sense of smell.
"Order the food now, Ino!" he said in a loud tone.
"Alright, sheesh..."
After a few minutes, barbeque was placed on the steaming fire.
"Hmmm... it smells so good!" said Chouji. His mouth watered as he stared at the meat in front of him.
Ino just looked at the scenery outside. "Calm down, Chouji, the food's not cooked well yet..."
Her teammate just continued to stare at the food. He could clearly see the juice seeping out of the half-cooked meat... The aroma of barbeque blended in so well with the vegetables being set on the table... oh, Chouji was high up in his own heaven...
Their other teammate came out of the CR, and slowly proceeded to the table. As he walked, he noticed a little redhead entering the restaurant.
"Hmm? What's he doing in here... with no parents?"
The kid seemed to be lost. He turned to various directions... no, he wasn't lost... he was actually looking for something.
"What is he looking for? His family?" thought the shadow-user.
When the kid saw their table, he seemed to make a smile, and he jogged towards both Ino and Chouji. This shocked Shikamaru, but nonetheless, he followed him.
"The meat looks so tasty! I swear I could taste the juiciness just by looking at it! Oh, hurry up and get cooked, piece of meat!"
Ino noticed a cute little redhead standing innocently beside her. He seemed to be staring at Chouji.
"Uhm... Hi, cute little kid!" she ssaid. Then, she patted Sasori's head. "What do you want?"
Sasori just smiled at Ino, then turned to Chouji, who was now eating his cooked meat. The puppet master pointed to Ino's noisy friend.
"Jeez mister, you're so PLUMP! I swear, you look like a PIG! Are you OBESE? I bet you eat a hundred kilograms of food for you to get such a BIG body! Gosh, I can't believe how STOUT and CHUBBY you are!
Chouji stopped eating, Shikamaru thought "Oh, crap!" and Ino's heart stopped beating.
"Don't say that word... don't say that word..." thought Ino.
"Oh, and by the way, did I mention that you are FAT – "
Shikamaru closed the kid's mouth, but it was too late.
Some people were already used to this scene, so they know exactly what to when something like this comes up. They all ran outside the restaurant.
"Huh? Why are they running?" thought the redhead.
Suddenly, a dark aura filled the room.
"I... I'm not fat... I'm just HUSKY!"
"Oh no..." thought Konan.
And you could imagine the rest of what happened to the former poular barbeque restaurant.