"okay..." clayton said worridly.
"so, do you want to spend the night?" he asked.
"i mean, it's not like your entire house got destroyed..." "alright,we're staying." she said rolling her eyes.
"ian!" she called.
"we're staying the night!"
"OH GOD, IT'S GOT MY LEGS!" ian shouted.
"SOMEONE GET IT OFF!" "Zira, No!" clayton called as zira dragged Ian over. Zira looked at clayton with puppy dog(or would it be kitty-cat?) eyes.
"you need to go out?" clayton asked. zira instantly perked up and ran towards the door.
"i'll be right back." clayton said following her.
"so, we're staying over?" Ian asked.
"yes, lets." maleficent said.
"i smell shenan-" alameda bread tried to say.
"hey, bread!" ian said. tearing another piece off of him.
"you know, the disturbing part is that we don't know what he's gonna look like if he's human again." Ian said between bites.
"this is techincally cannabalism!" alameda bread shouted.
"you're all illegal immigrants!"
Clayton came back inside, through a window on zira's back, holding a diamond pickaxe and a bunch of iron ore.
"did i miss anything interesting?" he asked.
"no, not really." Ian said.
"oh, well then." Clayton said "let me show you to your rooms."
Later that evening...
as maleficent sat in her room, she wondered many things, wether her housemates were Ok, if trevor was going to do the same to the rest of the world, when is the next episode of wipeout would come on, when she heard a knocking at her door.
"maleficent, dinner time!" clayton called.
"what is it?" she asked.
"cheeseburgers, you hungry?" "i'm coming, hang on!" Maleficent said opening the door and walking to the dining room where Terminus, Ian, Gantu, Mim, Clayton and an unknown member with his hood still up.
"hey guy, no hoods up at the table!" Gantu said taking his hood off to reveal an aging man with a white wig on.
"Mok?" Ian asked.
"In the flesh." mok said calmly.
"what are you doing here?" Clayton asked suspiciously, pointing his gun at him.
"now now, no need for violence." Mok said holding his hands up.
"i'm just here to help. you see, if your friend travis continues his ever expanding hole, the entire world'll be engulfed, and i'll be out of the job. and that's not very good for business, is it?" He asked.
"anything else, nothing stupid and unreasonable?" Maleficent asked.
"No, nothing at the moment." mok said.
"now, let's focus on these cheeseburgers." he said about to take a bite.
"wait! let us praise the letter B for this meal." clayton said as the other members bowed their heads. Mok, Ian, and Maleficent looked at each other in abject confusion "what do you mean by at the moment?" maleficent whispered.
"oh, you'll see." mok said grinning.
"you'll all see..."
Later that night, after eating maleficent tossed and turned in her bed, unable to sleep.
"is trevor really planning to engulf the world?" she asked herself.
"yes he is!" called mok from the other room.
"oh, shut up!" maleficent called. she then began to fall asleep. several minutes later, she heard a knocking at the door. when she opened it, she saw A man in a red shirt, with blue jeans, black belt, and spiky red hair.
"hey mally." he said, taking off his belt.
"Trevor! what-what are you doing?" she asked as he took off his belt.
"just giving you a little suprise...:" he said as a large hole opened up in the ground with her housemate's severed arms and faces reaching out of it.
"i can't feel my legs..." Dr facilier moaned. his face was all covered with scratches and half of his face had bone exposed. his breath reeked of dead monkeys.
"you.. and me both... brother." Headless Horseman said, only he had a bald, mutiliated head wearing a shako. his face had a beard and moustache with half of his mouth melted off. his legs were twisted behind him like a half empty tube of toothpaste.
"must've been what he looked like before he died." maleficent thought aloud. the hands reached up and grabbed her by the horns, screaming in agony all the while.
"no, no! it's not my time yet!" she protested.
"ever heard of judith barsi?" horseman asked.
"wasn't her time either, yet her dad killed her."
"oh, and maleficent, about that surprise..." Trevor said, stripped down to his underwere. he tore them off and a flash of light overcame him and in his place was a naked woman with long red hair.
"i was a woman the entire time!" She said as maleficent fell into the hellpit.
"maleficent... malficent..." the spirits chanted.
"MALEFICENT!" ian yelled into a megaphone.
"huh-wah-huh?" maleficent stuttered.
"it's past noon, you were having a nightmare." he said comforting her.
"it was weird, there was this horrible pit, and trevor was a woman..." maleficent said dazed.
"so, what happened it those few hours?" maleficent asked.
"look out your window!" ian said, pointing to the blood-red sky with demonic, winged goldfish flying around.
"KEE! KEE! KEE!" they screeched.
"i guess it's time to go kick some ass, isn't it?" she asked.
"indeed it is." Ian said, going into the main chamber with maleficent.
"Ah, maleficent, got the portal warmed up for you," clayton said, gesturing his hand toward a large, blue glowing sphere.
"one thing though, Mok's coming with you." Clayton said as Mok walked in.
"Why?" Maleficent asked.
"Because i know trevor more than both of you combined." mok stated.
"so, anyway, let's get going." He said, walking through the portal with both of them following. when they reappeared, the house had been transformed into some kind of weird hellcastle.
"Boo!" 2 shrubs said, appearing behind them. the two shrubs lifted up their disguises to reaveal mozenrath and Abe, still alive.
"How did you survive?" maleficent asked the duo.
"i'm a ghost, i can survive anything!" horseman explain.
"and i'm just awesome." mozenrath said.
"so anyway, let's go kick some hermaphrodite a-" Ian said, when all of a sudden a large robot appeared.
"stop right there!" it said in a robotic tone.
"i am the jacey-tron 500, i was built for one purpose." it said, locking on to mok and mozenrath.
"oh my gosh, i love you guys!" it said, picking them up.
"you 3, go on!" mok called.
"we'll deal with this thing." "mozenrath, lift your shirt up!" mok said urgently as the 3 others ran inside.
"wah?" mozenrath asked.
"just do it!" he said as he lifted his shirt up, mozenrath lifted his shirt up, causing a blinding light to hurt the jaceytron.
'hothothothothot!" it exclaimed. stumbling back into the hellcastle's moat full of monstrous scrappy doo clones.
"great work!" mok said.
"wonder how the others are faring..."
Meanwhile, with maleficent and the gang...
"Ah, maleficent, so glad you could make it!" trevor said, in 'his' human form as they dangled above a boiling pit of acid.
"how'd we get captured again?" Ian asked.
"like my brother always said, teleporting sets off the smoke alarm, so don't teleport indoors." maleficent said "Oh wait, i've got a surprise for you!" trevor said as a flash of light overcame him.
"i was a woman the who-"
"i know!" maleficent said.
"H-how?" trevora stumbled.
"it's too long and confusing to explain!" maleficent said.
"anyway, can i have one last word?" maleficent said.
"What is it?" trevora asked.
"Bronies!" she exclaimed. just then a blue blur appeared and a 15 year old in a kirby shirt and goggles appeared.
"SAVING THE WORLD!" he said, grabbing trevora.
"what are you doing?" she asked.
"this!" he said, tossing her into the acid pit of death. just then, everything started melting back into reality.
"well, i guess my job is done!" he said. dashing out of the house.
"well, now that you've helped save the house, what was your stupid ass favor, Mok?" maleficent asked.
"well, my own show isn't doing so well, so i'm proposing a collaboration." he said, pressing a button. just then, ruber, rasputin, messina, rothbart, the duke of zill, stormella, and several others appeared througb a hole in the wall "duh-duh-duuuuuuh!" ruber said.
"oh," maleficent said.
"shit."
-the epic conclusion and preview of christmas special!
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