So I realized as I was copy/pasting this that when I was listing possible names for Dirk and Roxy, the very LAST names on each of those lists turned out to be the correct one! Spooky... Anyway, four-way conversations begin here, which means things are slightly crazier and get off track easier. Also, pillows for some reason. I tried to omit some of the more irrelevant tangents. Might not have anything well-explained here, and the links are shitty as ever, but I think the next installment will have some more in-depth analyses of some characters. Maybe.
KALYN
OH AWESOME
The kids are gonna be all the same age when they finally meet up!
now fanfiction can be three years less creepy!
KALYN
however the limit of the speed of light is now disproven as of recently.
they've been able to transport like...an electron or some sort of particle to the other side of the world (I think) faster than the speed of light, and it's been done twice now at least.
Hm. Jade says Scratch is "supposedly dead now" so...
the showdown between PM and Bec Noir is about to begin. annd since it's the last page right now, I'll take this opportunity to translate that morse code serenity's blinking out.
She says "You suck!"
JESSICA
.
there you go!
But maybe Jade only knew that they could go at the speed of light, not that the speed of light had been broken. The original article was run in September of this year .
Jade's, John's, Rose's and Dave's session began on April 13th 2010, so she couldn't have known that
Jade might be able to do anything, but that might be restricted to what she KNOWS she can do, you know? Although realistically speaking, if she just went faster than the speed of light, and didn't know it, her calculations would be off.
either way, she wouldn't have known that little tidbit of knowledge, so all she knows is that she can maybe go at the speed of light.
random note, check this out! You will never believe what this is a picture of! Or you will, but at least be surprised when you read what it is .?image=13
KALYN
I am surprised by that!
Oh shoat. We got some feelings here about to get jumbled. -sigh- Bec Noir...-_-"
JESSICA
i laughed so hard at that XD
JESSICA
ABSCOND! anyway, serenity is saying in this update: "Coward" "please" "help him"
KALYN
YO!
Haven't read it up to today yet...
Hey.
JESSICA
yeah, i just thought i would save you the trouble of looking it up yourself
KALYN
Hey.
You.
Kay
JESSICA
me?
KALYN
Anyway.
Fill in this blank. (20 questions?) The second Sherlock Holmes movie is even more _ than the first one.
JESSICA
awesome?
KALYN
ha. That's what Emily said. More specific!
JESSICA
hahahaha
ok, well what are the parameters? only "20 questions?" and "more specific"?
hmmmm
transexual?
KALYN
YOU'RE ALSO ON THE RIGHT TRACK
(Emily just said "hotter")
lol
JESSICA
hahahaha
transexual is the right track?
KALYN
...sort of.
Definitely in that scene that you're thinking of. O_O
JESSICA
? Epic? Awkward? Fashionable?
(epic because they climb on the outside of the train)
KALYN
combine them.
think my brain.
JESSICA
o.0
KALYN
(and don't ask Emily)
JESSICA
aw, darn
i'm at a loss
epic, awkward and fashionable? all together?
KALYN
um...haha, sort of.
not really though.
JESSICA
along with transexual?
KALYN
closer.
JESSICA
(or trainsexual )
KALYN
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JESSICA
OH! Random sidenote, i was watching another commercial for that today, and there was so much phallic imagery being BLOWN UP or cut in half1
*!
KALYN
hmmmm yessss phallic imagery, closer...
JESSICA
so, gay?
i dunno!
KALYN
lol
KALYN
close enough
homoerotic
JESSICA
ah
KALYN
especially in that train scene.
Watson definitely...well...do you want me to spoil that one part?
JESSICA
haha, i haven't ...
it hasn't come out, has it?
KALYN
(it's not out yet)
JESSICA
(of the closet?)
KALYN
Sure, we
we'll go with that.
JESSICA
hahaha, sorry
KALYN
lol
Okay, I shall spoil that one part if you don't mind too much
JESSICA
i dun' like spoilers...
KALYN
Well okay
(it's not a plot point though)
still no
JESSICA
oh? no what? and fine, tell me
KALYN
ah, okay. yes then.
um.
well
in that scene...
when Holmes dresses in drag...
Watson furiously rips off his clothes.
Holmes'*
And then they are caught in a *cough* compromising position in the train car...
JESSICA
ahahahahaha
KALYN
Oh. Great line from Holmes. Same scene. "Watson. Lie down with me." (this is after he's been declothed by the way.)
JESSICA
hahahahahahahahahaha
ok, seriously, i keep trying to post this picture and it refuses to show me if it is posted or not
Facebook. Hates. Me.
KALYN
Eh. It just stopped me from liking a comment. twice.
JESSICA
it's like it goes back in time or something
it helps to restart your computer, which is what i'm about to do, i really hope i don't have a virus
my computer is such a whore, going around the internet without any protection x.x
KALYN
hahahahahahaha
JESSICA
anyway, i'm back...
JESSICA
OH MY GOD BUCKET!
I am so happy right now XD
KALYN
I KNOW!
I LOVE THIS UPDATE! :DDDDD
Wonder what Davesprite did to it? ROFL
(ps I'm in love with the song It's You by Super Junior. It's one of those that I can feel!)
KALYN
Oh God. I love the God Tier names. Hotpotato Butterfingers, lawl. Since Dave's next Tier is Pimpslayer, I'm guessing he's gonna be the one to kill English? Possible...
English also sounds like the trolls' death description.
Dave's gonna kill DEATH!
Fawesome.
(I think he's still updating right now though, since there's only one from today so far...)
KALYN
Rose is now Ariadne's Threadspinner, which sounds like she's gonna be working with Vriska...next for her is Surya's Lurid Glare. No idea what that is, too lazy to research.
Surya is something Hindu, apparently the chief deity and also the sun in general, so I'm guessing that has to do with the Green Sun. As for Ricky Schrödinger, well...Rick Schroeder is an actor/director, and we all know Schrödinger because he had a famous cat, so IDK. Dave does have something to do with films though. Feh.
KALYN
ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.
ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.
ROSE: You bastard.
DAVE: well shit
DAVE: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving
DAVE: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work
ROSE: Thanks.
...this is how I feel during all of our discussions.
KALYN
CD killed Jake with peanuts? Remember when I was all "John's allergic to peanuts, wonder if this'll come up later" and now it has!
JESSICA
what was that up there? about that being how you feel? I'm slightly confused Who are you supposed to be in that scenario? Both of them? Dave? Rose?
Anyway, I could have sworn I replied somewhere there and what happened to doing this with emily?
ANYWAY! Yes, allergy thing, I rather enjoy GCat though and the ball drop was funny
…
JESSICA
I hope you feel good about yourself now! Stealing all that music! (fakeandrewhussietumblrpost).com/
KALYN
I'm...not completely sure that's real. Since Homestuck is totally ongoing still.
Sounded like complete sarcasm. Like he totally got wayyyy more than he expected or something (or $2 million was what he got, since I would never expect that much for profit in one holiday season) and so yeah
JESSICA
lol, sorry, it was a joke, that's not actually hussie's site. If you look, it's an RP thing. I thought it was highly suspicious that he sounded like that, because, like you said, it would have to be extreme sarcasm.
KALYN
oh that explains the whole "duplicate copy" thing
and I don't think he would be stupid enough to assume profits of 2 million
heh
AND THIS IS THE END OF OUR SIMPLE TWO-WAY CONVERSATION, ON TO THE FOUR-WAY! (Much of this overlaps the conversation I was having with Jessica. This one starts at the flash update in October.)
JESSICA
HOMESTUCK TOMORROW :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EMILY
I kinda started reading it again! Only like 5 pages though...
JESSICA
lol *cough* you might have a bit of catching up to do .
KALYN
I am excited as well! I have been counting down. Am I a loser? Yes.
EMILY
I KNOW!
I JUST HAVEN'T WANTED TO READ ALL THAT!
BUT I'M DOING BETTER NOW!
KALYN
It's okay. The update is a flash.
I just began bonding with yet another person on facebook over K-Pop.
What's hilarious is the comment thread is on a status about Celtic Thunder.
JESSICA
Ahahahaha, oh Celtic thunder
KALYN
Can you see Ally's status? Are you friends with her? Because this chick and I are just spamming her status with K-Pop paragraph comments. XD
EMILY
which one are you talking about?
KALYN
Which what? Status?
Ireland music status.
The one full of K-Pop paragraph comments.
EMILY
i couldn't find it...
KALYN
You on her wall? Ally?
EMILY
no i was looking on her profile page and i couldnt' find it
KALYN
Well...wall. It's on her wall, I'm there right now.
EMILY
huh...
KALYN
"Oh Ireland, the musiblah blah blah..."
EMILY
k
looking again now
KALYN
you shouldn't have to click on "older posts"
EMILY
oooo
k
found it
did you pay attention to the one kid that was typing like tavros?
KALYN
...what? where?
EMILY
higher up
awhile ago he had a homestuck profile picture
don't remember of who though
KALYN
I see it. That's. Awesome.
EMILY
hahaha
bam
i think she will love what i posted
KALYN
Gonna be away from FB for a bit.
XD
You're hilarious
EMILY
aww yeah
think i'm gonna meddle on other people's statuses...
isn't like not really typed like tavros though?
cause doesn't he lower case after commas and periods?
KALYN
yes.
And I don't think he even uses periods, just commas.
But yeah I noticed that too
EMILY
ah k
do you like what i've been putting on her status?
KALYN
I appreciate the "geeked out" comment
EMILY
man, it's hard trolling
oh?
KALYN
Yeah, I just felt so much more awesome than I actually am after reading that.
I was quite flattered.
EMILY
oh...yay!
well i decided earlier today (on a totally random thought) that if i ever found glasses like cool bros i would buy 4 pairs one for each of us
KALYN
That. Would. Be. So. Fucking. Awesome.
EMILY
hells ya
hey
hey
KALYN
?
EMILY
MERRY CHRISTMAS KISS MY ASS!
KALYN
XD
EMILY
i'm listening to it now...
JESSICA
I am incredibly confused. Where did my Homestuck freak out go? I thought I sent it through this, but I can't find it anywhere And I know I was talking to you three...
EMILY
h'yes...GOD DAMNIT WHEN I HIT ENTER I FUCKING MEAN REPLY ALL!
JESSICA
I found it, but it was so weird because before your little conversation about sunglasses (which is totally kickass) it went back to October 17... Oh well, I see it now. Also, saw the coolest ad on mspaintadventures. I'll make it a picture for you guys to see. LONG AND UNNECESSARILY SO!
EMILY
pimpin
btdubs, if you haven't seen the new after hours WATCH IT NOW
cracked (if i may say so myself) had an exceptionally hilarious day today/yesterday
JESSICA
K, I'll watch it tomorrow (and by tomorrow I mean later today...)
EMILY
yea
EMILY
i've gotten obnoxiously farther in homestuck today! and i'm still gonna read it more...i think i've now heard from all the trolls, but not met them...
EMILY
and now i think i've met all of them...
EMILY
DDDDDUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEE!
EMILY
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KALYN
Yep, ICP and the Juggalos and Juggalettes fucking love their faygo. That's where the reference came from.
EMILY
ah…
EMILY
fucking watch this now .com/watch?v=Y_efTiBal4w&feature=related&fb_source=message
KALYN
OMG watching a show with Super Junior and remember the guy we said reminded us of Garin because he's really quiet but hilarious? Well they just asked him what sports he did, and he said math. "International Math Olympics." He's totally Garin's K-Pop counterpart!
EMILY
hahaha
DID YOU FUCKING WATCH THE VIDEO?
btdubs...
is it just me or does shinee's videos look...whiter?
JESSICA
what do you mean? they look white? as in less asian? or ... like... they're brighter, i guess...
btw, people are creeps, like, creepier than me. Like shipping brothers creepy O.O
EMILY
brighter!
MORGAN
Jessica, worüber sprichts du? About the shipping brothers creepy. did you come across some weird fan fiction or something?
JESSICA
Yes, Dave and Bro
EMILY
sexy?
JESSICA
NO! NO SEXY!
EMILY
HAS ANYBODY WATCHED THE VIDEO I POSTED?
JESSICA
The one with Kanaya? Yes
EMILY
or linked to
yes
KALYN
that's weird. But you know, there's lots of incestual paradoxing in homestuck anyway, I do't know how much of a stretch that one really is.
EMILY
hot damn equius rappin like there's no tomorrow!
ya know, part of me kinda wishes that gamzee and dave liked each other, cause they would be cool friends...
KALYN
They did proceed to have the best rap-off of all time...
JESSICA
So true, I could only wish we were privvy to the epicosity of said rap-off.
EMILY
ah...
JESSICA
Morgan, Kalyn, does your friend have Forever Lazy? .com/user/jacksfilms?blend=1&ob=4
KALYN
Yes. She totally does. That's definitely it.
EMILY
teehee
JESSICA
So, is she never getting laid?
KALYN
LAWL
EMILY
ROFLMAO!
EMILY
So, random question...If you heard about a sex toy called "The Thrill Hammer" what would you think it does?
KALYN
ummm... Vibrates back and forth? like a hammer motion? IDK
Or is it not electric?
EMILY
I don't really know, it was on a cracked article today and they didn't really say
KALYN
just finished reading it
EMILY
and what do you think?
KALYN
I think the pearls were kinda classy
EMILY
the butt plug was fucking creepy
-er than usual
KALYN
which one?
EMILY
the horse one
KALYN
I thought it was hilarious
EMILY
well, yes
but creepy none the less
JESSICA
Equius would buy it in a heart beat
EMILY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EMILY
so, it appears that vriska, tavros, sollux, and feferi are dead, sollux is knocked out, and gamzee has started talking in his crazy voice...
holy shit, i did not expect this level of intensity craziness from gamzee...
EMILY
oh yeah and aradia blew up
EMILY
well, vriska is confusing me...
JESSICA
CRAZY GAMZEE! lol
How is Vriska confusing you precisely?
EMILY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOUGH!
JESSICA
Lol
EMILY
HE KILLED EQUIUS AND well, i already know he kills nepeta
is she like actually dead? do you have to be dead to reach the god tier
EMILY
i really have to go to sleep but it's trapped me with this crazy gamzee shit
EMILY
hot damn kanaya!
EMILY
gah, just when i think i'm annoyed to the gills (ha) with one person's typing quirk, there comes another one that pisses me off even more!
KALYN
lol whose? (I fucking love hero-mode Gamzee!)
EMILY
Stupid white text guy...
JESSICA
lol, another reason why Equius creeps me the hell out: he was smiling when he died... what is that, autoerotic asphixiation, or something. Bleh
EMILY
OMG THAT WAS I WAS THINKING WHEN YOU SAID.
MORGAN
... that wasn't a coherent sentence...
EMILY
I just realized that...
JESSICA
lol
at least you were excited when you said that and have an excuse, but when it's in something at least semi-formal, then i'm like "What? Shoo' beetch, you crazay!" I also am a black person from the ghetto whenever that happens. Se la vi (or however it's spelt, stupid french)
KALYN
hehe. spelt.
JESSICA
i am not wholy american, have you not noticed this before?
KALYN
no I know lol
EMILY
hahahaha
EMILY
ya guys ever notice 413=the letters terezi uses to speak leet?
JESSICA
FUCK YOU EMILY!
lol
no never, or at least i didn't and i don't think we mentioned it
EMILY
what?
JESSICA
so... 413=Aie
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
lol
EMILY
do you have any profound thoughts on that?
or just COINCIDENCE?
holy shit
that was the first try
JESSICA
there are no coincidences!
EMILY
oh?
JESSICA
well, there aren't...usually
we'll just have to see if 413 shows up again, it hasn't for a while, has it?
EMILY
uuuuh
i kinda sorta wasn't paying super attention to it...
JESSICA
yeah, i don't remember it, other than the countdown for Bec Noir, but other than that...
not much
EMILY
yeah
.com/watch?v=gebtt9xtX34&feature=related
KALYN
isn't 413 like...the numbers of ...something? something significant in troll history? like the ancestors or the prophets or something? I think it might have been something like the prophets.
EMILY
sorry guys, this is gonna be really sappy, but i've now read 23 pages of gives me hope so i gotta say it...
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS AND WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN IF I LOST ANY OF YOU GUYS AS FRIENDS!
i know sometimes i can be really annoying and shit, but thanks for sticking it out with me!
MORGAN
aw! and of course we will always stick with you, cause we know you're a decent friend!
EMILY
YAY!
EMILY
today (or yesterday) i had like a huge revelation about homestuck and was excited as to what you guys would say
but now i can't remember it...
EMILY
so nanna=killed in meteor explosion thingy jane=explosion?
KALYN
haha, not sure about that one... I don't know why she exploded.
EMILY
Assassination attempt?
JESSICA
um... not so sure about that one either, possible though. one of LE's people? that is, if BC and LE are no longer on the same side.
EMILY
uhhh, what does bc and le supposed to stand for?
JESSICA
betty crocker and Lord English
EMILY
ooooooooooooooooohhh
JESSICA
eeeeyup
EMILY
So, jessica and i are gonna make homestuck pillows including the trolls, the original kids and the new kids. we shall split them up who gets which troll/kid. we each get 5 send a list of your top 6 that you want and i'll try to get you your selection. (some people automatically get their choice cause they are obviously gonna get them kalyn=dave!)
EMILY
btdubs-send them IN ORDER!
order that you want them that is
KALYN
hmmmmmm Morgan is sleeping now I think, but yeah totally I'll tell her.
EMILY
if there are ones that are unpicked, well they gonna go randomly
JESSICA
btw, kalyn, we all ready decided you get bro
*dave
KALYN
Dave, Jake, Bro...OH!
JESSICA
sorry
KALYN
awesome
oh, okay
welp
Dave, Jake, Bro, John, Karkat
JESSICA
:(
KALYN
Hey, you don't have to do that, I think we should split them up through discussion
and fairness
JESSICA
ok, my order is John, Karkat, Vriska, Bro, and Fef?
lol
KALYN
Like...in a reasonable order...
I know Sollux will be on Morgan's...
EMILY
order in which you want hthem
JESSICA
that's why emily said we should put them in order of what we want
dern, you beat me
i might have Eridan on my list instead of Fef
EMILY
maybe
i did say 6 though
KALYN
Aight, well... I LIKE JAKE just sayin'
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
oh 6?
EMILY
just in case someone else wants one more than you do
JESSICA
I LIKE BRO!
EMILY
cause i want gamzee, but he's 3 on my list, he might be 2 on someone elses, they'd get him
KALYN
ummmmmmm okay well I see I guess
EMILY
got julia's...what's kalyns?
JESSICA
we can always discuss this as adults too (EMILY AND I GET FINAL DECISION BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING THEM! :D)
EMILY
I DON'T CARE WHAT YA'LL SAY I'M GETTING TEREZI!
JESSICA
yeah, clearly she'd be at the top of your list
KALYN
um. yeah, I wanted to discuss it like adults and you can have terezi...I guess stick Sollux on the end of my list...
EMILY
how are we not discussing this like adults?
KALYN
haha
JESSICA
hahahaha
so, is sollux a given for Morgan?
EMILY
wait kalyn, what's your full list?
KALYN
Dave, Jake, Bro, John, Karkat, Sollux
(Sollux is most likely a given for Morgan)
EMILY
3 of those are taken
pick 2 others
KALYN
eh?
which three?
John Karkat and Sollux?
EMILY
jake bro sollux
KALYN
Well idk what others Morgan will want
EMILY
no
JESSICA
john and karkat are my top 2...
EMILY
yes
KALYN
Jake and Bro? Really?
EMILY
that's what i mean
no
KALYN
Wait...what?
John and Karkat are taken, yes?
JESSICA
? are you saying that she gets Jake, Bro and Sollux?
EMILY
I MEANT THAT DAVE, JAKE, BRO ARE THE 3 YOU HAVE THAT AREN'T TAKEN
KALYN
And Morgan hasn't chosen any yet
JESSICA
yeah
EMILY
kalyn=yes
KALYN
Should I go wake her up?
JESSICA
lol, nah, let her sleep!
EMILY
up to you
JESSICA
this isn't going to be done overnight
EMILY
as long as i get these answers at some point
JESSICA
we still need to buy the materials
KALYN
well we can't really do this thoroughly without her here, otherwise she's just getting the leftovers
JESSICA
we'll just work around what she says
no she won't
EMILY
she's not gonna get the leftovers
kalyn=we literally just thought of this idea
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
I have my top three, we pretty much have our tops...am I taking it too seriously?
JESSICA
Oh! I trade Bro on my list for Lalonde!
KALYN
YAY
EMILY
ha
i didn't know whether to put her on my list or not
KALYN
The Striders and Jake are my top...
JESSICA
if Morgan's top three counters with any of ours, we'll just work around it
EMILY
yeah
KALYN
aight
hey hey hey
you guys caught up yet
EMILY
i just have 3 that i want, then 3 that i'm like...meh idc
KALYN
?
JESSICA
YES! i am at least
EMILY
not yet
...
should start working ont hat now
KALYN
LAWL at Karkat's reactions
EMILY
gonna change my pants first
KALYN
hahaha
JESSICA
seconded
(the hahaha part)
KALYN
ha
gonna read some fanfiction now
JESSICA
your homoerotic creepy celebrity fanfiction?
KALYN
naw
homestuck
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
(usually yes though .)
JESSICA
speaking of Homestuck fanfiction, we still doing the "homestuck therapy"?
EMILY
HOMESTUCK AWAY!
KALYN
yes, I haven't updated in a while though
EMILY
can i help with that? ^
KALYN
I could, I'm just lazy and have to copy/paste some conversations and shit
EMILY
:]
: ]
:]
: ]
:]
JESSICA
so just transfer it here?
EMILY
: ]
KALYN
sure, starting...now, I guess
or something
gonna have to make a bigger filter though
JESSICA
oh?
EMILY
oh?
KALYN
with more people, you can get more off topic
and also more...
JESSICA
true
KALYN
um
uh
...
JESSICA
...
EMILY
:'(
KALYN
words.
words.
JESSICA
oh
KALYN
what are they.
EMILY
:'(
KALYN
what am I saying.
JESSICA
usually helpful in communication
KALYN
yes.
JESSICA
words, that is
EMILY
:'(
KALYN
I was gonna say something along the lines of ... Emily's capacity for spamming with faces...
like right now.
JESSICA
oh, hahaha
EMILY
I'LL STOP!
I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL!
JESSICA
at least when we're talking about homestuck
EMILY
I'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR!
yes
JESSICA
hahaha
EMILY
i really need to stop doing so many smileys
kinda forgot that it annoys me
KALYN
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
EMILY
XO
JESSICA
:O
EMILY
(terezi's face doesn't count?)
JESSICA
}:o)
KALYN
(anyway, the fanfiction I have barely begun to read is called one stormy night and is apparently a well-regarded homestuck fanfiction, if you're interested)
EMILY
yay
JESSICA
huh, tell us if it's any good and who it's by
EMILY
(do homestuck faces count?)
KALYN
google it, that's how I found it
JESSICA
oh, ok...
KALYN
interesting AU...
JESSICA
can't you just tell me if it's any good?
EMILY
^my question?
KALYN
I've barely started reading it!
JESSICA
(Emily: probably a no)
yeah, unless you want us to talk about it while reading it...
EMILY
no homestuck faces? even though it's homestuck related?
KALYN
(If Homestuck faces become overused as well, then yes...still faces)
EMILY
ooooook
KALYN
We don't have to talk about it, I'm just you know...gonna start reading it now
If it seems really good I'll tell you about it
JESSICA
ok, it's stormy night or something?
KALYN
so... I dunno, don't hold your breath I guess?
We'll see how it goes.
one stormy night
I think there's some John/Karkat (since I discovered it through a deviation...)
JESSICA
okey dokey, i guess i'll not be lazy and look it up...
i'm actually going to go now, so i'll talk to you guys later! love you two and sleep well
KALYN
Same here, love ya'll
Good night
EMILY
k
EMILY
OH MAH GOD MY GOD HILARIOUS!
JESSICA
?
You talking about Karkat's Breakdown? I just watched that, it's so funny! Don't miss the nic cage face at the end
EMILY
SHIT I MISSED IT!
JESSICA
it's pretty great ^^
and not a whole lot new to say about this next update except for what Serenity says: "You there, miss! Please save my friend!" Which took me twenty minutes, so I figured I would save you the effort.
EMILY
I PUT IT IN A MORSE CODE TRANSLATOR!
JESSICA
oh... lazy...
EMILY
last time i looked them up
i did have to type them all
JESSICA
yeah?
...
EMILY
h...
JESSICA
but you did (and that's as far as i got with that though)
*thought
EMILY
oh?
JESSICA
so, was that Kanaya speaking with an Eridan style?
"Jegus Cod Ms. Meddle Meddlestein!"
By the way, Kalyn, when you get on, have you talked with Morgan? And Morgan, if you come on before Kalyn and she has spoken with you, have you decided which plushies you want? And if she hasn't spoken with you, Emily and I decided the other day that we want to make "felties" of the kids, the new kids and the trolls. We figured we could each get 5, so who do you want?
JESSICA
5 since there are 20 total
Morgan!
MORGAN
ah!
JESSICA
hi!
can you see my comment before I said "hi!"?
or, no
MORGAN
hi!:
yeah
JESSICA
sorry, that made no sense
MORGAN
pillows or some shit
rigth?
JESSICA
yes
MORGAN
okay... sollux, karkat, terezi, john, vriska
can i just keep listing?
JESSICA
ok, now we just have to get everyone together and go over options .
yeah, how about a sixth
MORGAN
okay
we should set aside a day
JESSICA
to decide, or make them?
MORGAN
sixth... to decide...
ignore sixth
JESSICA
ok
MORGAN
oh... wait...
EMILY
I dunno
yeah kinda
MORGAN
rose... or eridan... cause of his pants
or gamzee
JESSICA
hahaha, yeah
MORGAN
hm...
EMILY
MOGAN!
MORGAN
or mom... maybe
EMIWEE!
EMILY
have you picked out your top 6 for pillows?
MORGAN
yeah =_=
^- (point point)
up there
EMILY
oh…
MORGAN
oh, aradia
would also be cool
i'm pretty much cool with whatevs, but i get sollux
if you have supplies, i be awesome at pattern making and whatnot
would these be full body characters in sprite form then?
EMILY
everybody is clearly getting their first pick
MORGAN
yeah!
EMILY
kalyn is getting the 3 she chose since nobody want else has chosen any of those
MORGAN
and we can barter with the others
EMILY
jessica and morgan-FIGHT OVER KARKAT
MORGAN
... i guess we'll compromise with our lists
EMILY
you both have karkat as your seconds
MORGAN
hm... we'll talk it out
JESSICA
I want Karkat He's been one of my favorites the entire time
*sniff* btw, I was totally going through again and getting the lists so Morgan could see
EMILY
so how about this...vriska is also next on both of yours
so one of you can get karkat and the other can have vriska
JESSICA
anyway, here they are: Kalyn: Dave, Jake, Bro, John, Karkat
Me: John, Karkat, Vriska, Lalonde, Eridan
JESSICA
yet again, one of my favorites from the beginning .
MORGAN
eridan?
yours
JESSICA
Morgan definitely gets Eridan though *sigh*
oh, dang!
MORGAN
why?
JESSICA
because he's the last on my list...
MORGAN
i'll take vriska
he's after last on mine
you can have karkat
JESSICA
i would deck you to get Karkat
EMILY
is that coo with julia?
MORGAN
or you can have both, and i'll pick different ones
JESSICA
to be honest I prefer that last option
MORGAN
sure
i'll take whoever
EMILY
should i list who hasn't been chosen at all?
JESSICA
:D
MORGAN
yeah
JESSICA
Equius, Nepeta
EMILY
nepeta
rose
kanaya
MORGAN
i'll take rose fo sho
MORGAN
and kanaya
lulz equius and nepeta
what about gamzee and tavros?
JESSICA
hahahaha, you know what, I think they should stay together ^^
(nepeta and eq)
MORGAN
gamz and tav?
yes fo sho
EMILY
current lists-
jessica-john karkat lalonde feferi eridan
morgan-sollux vriska aradia rose kanaya
kalyn-dave jake bro
MORGAN
no, jessica gets vriska we agreed
EMILY
emily-terezi jade gamzee jane
k
JESSICA
yeah, Fef hasn't been on my list for a while...
EMILY
oh…
JESSICA
:P
EMILY
so all of us but kalyn have 4 but i can do without jane
JESSICA
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
EMILY
HOLY SHIT
MERRY CHRISTMAS
JESSICA
Well, no one's mentioned Jane yet
MORGAN
yeah merry christmas
EMILY
morgan-may i pretty please have gamzee
MORGAN
and i'm indifferent to jane
yes you may
but i feel tavros should go with him
EMILY
*squee*
yeah
so, with jane i have 5
MORGAN
hokay
i'll take equius and nepeta
EMILY
k
MORGAN
drop vriska from my list, that gives me six
JESSICA
yeah, personally i don't mind having four
or how many that leaves me with...
EMILY
with vriska dropped you have 6
MORGAN
so you can drop aradia from my list as well
EMILY
kalyn still has 3
JESSICA
yeah
ok, emily, who's on your list?
MORGAN
give kalyn whoever else...
EMILY
terezi jade gamzee tavros currently jade
MORGAN
jane?
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
oh, ok, i thought you had more
EMILY
nope
JESSICA
i thought you both had 6 (like i said, i don't personally mind)
EMILY
so...
now who haven't we mentioned...
MORGAN
when's this going down yo?
JESSICA
Ok, is my list now officially john, Karkat, Vriska, Lalonde and who?
dunno when, soonish though
MORGAN
when are we making these bitches yo?
EMILY
eridan
JESSICA
so i've got my 5?
MORGAN
yup
EMILY
yeah
MORGAN
i'm set too
give kalyn whoever's left.
MORGAN
bam done
JESSICA
so really that leaves Kalyn with Jane and Aradia?
MORGAN
i thought it was fef
emily has jane, yeah?
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
oh, well then Fef
EMILY
morgan has 6 on her list
MORGAN
cool. lists solidified
JESSICA
MOrgan!
MORGAN
no, i dropped aradia, moved to kalyn now
DONT MISUNDERSTAND!
JESSICA
lol
MORGAN
i addressed this way back
EMILY
k coo
JESSICA
it's true
EMILY
riiiiiiiiiight
only one of us is getting our patron troll...
MORGAN
kalyn's wondering if we can just make them, and then divi them up then, instead of the virtual list...
but since we already made that list, her comment is mute
moot
shut up
EMILY
WE PUT TOO MUCH WORK INTO THIS!
JESSICA
lol, well it's both1
*1
EMILY
ha
JESSICA
fuck you 1 !
MORGAN
?
EMILY
ha
JESSICA
shift was not working
MORGAN
ah
sometimes my f gets like that
JESSICA
yeah, my enter does as well
MORGAN
and the space, and m and d, ...
anyway we need a date
to the ball
and supplies
to make our weird voodoo pillows
EMILY
voodoo?
MORGAN
nm it's late, i go with random comments
focusing on the thing
JESSICA
preferrably after new years, i'm going to be researching like a boss next week and then writing a paper and speech
EMILY
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED IT SAYS THEIR NAMES NOW
JESSICA
?
EMILY
the dialoglogs
instead of their shortened handles it's now their names
JESSICA
oh, yeah, because they're actually speaking rather than typing (much more efficient)
EMILY
yeah...
never noticed that until today
JESSICA
yup
ok, i'm gonna leave you now
good night!
EMILY
nacht
morgan didn't say night
JESSICA
i know, how rude!
KALYN
Actually our internet wasn't working...
EMILY
oh...now i feel like a bitch...
MORGAN
yeah, pretty sure I sent messages, but apparently facebook lied to me
EMILY
oh...our pillows will be totally awesome now...
MORGAN
why?
EMILY
i got a sewing machine for christmas!
MORGAN
: O
why can't you just keep to this thread?
nm
EMILY
well ok then!
but yes
MORGAN
pillows yo
awesome
EMILY
that's what i got from my grandma
MORGAN
sweet
EMILY
hells ya
MORGAN
kalyn's afraid of sewing machines, but whatever
she can cut out pieces
EMILY
i'll have to take classes on how to use it...
hahaha
…..
KALYN
.com/?q=dave+strider&order=9&offset=48#/d4i7val (it was a beautiful merging of homestuck and kpop, my two loves)
THIS IS RELEVANT
EMILY
hahaha
surprisingly so
MORGAN
loading... _
EMILY
sooooo
JESSICA
ahahaha, that's great kalyn, very relevant
JESSICA
so are we going to be able to hang out this weekend? Maybe not to work on the pillows, but just to see each others' beautiful faces?
MORGAN
why not to work on the pillows?
we already have so much fabric, this needs to happen!
and thread, and a sewing machine!
I WANNA MAKE PILLOWS!
EMILY
kinda shocked that this actually has rebecca black in it .com/watch?v=I6nTjsDvNUg&feature=related&fb_source=message
JESSICA
Morgan: I was not aware that we (you?) had the fabric to make this happen all ready, i'm all for it! Do we have stuffing too? Or shall we have a little shopping trip too, to make sure we have everything
EMILY
i would like to have knowledge of my own sewing machine before we do this...
so we could just hand sew
EMILY
there's a terezi comment on an oomph music video
KALYN
noice
trolls are fucking everywhere
EMILY
fuck ya!
MORGAN
Emily: holy shit woah... woah.
to the friday thing
and we still need to do a little shopping, cause we don't have all the colors, but we have lots of white and lots of black, and a few color swatches that are very useful. and still need stuffing
EMILY
here's the link to the picture of the beta kids/trolls, so here it is and i have one less tab on my computer!
KALYN
k
(and then we tried to sew pillows…)
EMILY
before we have another sewing time, we need a pin cushion
MORGAN
ok... I don't think I have one, but you could use like... a small pillow of stuffed animal or something
JESSICA
Yeah, I was going to suggest a stuffed animal. I'll actually see if we have one here. Did a needle get loose?
EMILY
there were needles ALL OVER!
JESSICA
Oops... We should also have a magnet, that will help if any fall on the floor.
Btw, I got a seam ripper
…
EMILY
AND-if homestuck goes a while before updating i'm gonna be pissed cause i wanna know what happened with lalonde NOW!
JESSICA
lol, emily, you should check out the news, he has a calendar and when he plans on having pages up, it's in a link
EMILY
ooooooooh
…
JESSICA
this is adorable, and seems to fit .com/?q=homestuck&order=9&offset=24#/d3ja9bs
EMILY
hehehe
EMILY
Or Jessica what we could do is leave the homestuck pillows alone and focus on our felties! Then we can save homestuck for when we are all together!
EMILY
.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=gacSDOKQ4X0&fb_source=message
MORGAN
yes
JESSICA
Emily, we could do that too. By the way, you guys want to go to lunch tomorrow or something? I would like to hang out at least a little more before ya leave.
KALYN
mmm... gotta figure out what time we're having coffee with samwise first
JESSICA
"Me and English are watching from under the bleachers, high-fiving constantly" I don't think that's what they're doing XD
KALYN
Yay! I agree. =^-.-^=
JESSICA
any word from the Wise One?
EMILY
me?
KALYN
nope, leaving a message
EMILY
sad
KALYN
When/where would you like?
coffee, or do you want food to go with it?
JESSICA
i would like food to go with it
KALYN
does Panera have good coffee?
Panera's pretty cheap
JESSICA
(btw, emily, we would be the biggest bitches in the world if we weren't including you)
yeah, and i enjoy panera
EMILY
i know!
JESSICA
if there's anywhere else, that's fine too, i won't be spending too much money in the near future anyway
just nothing too crazy XD
but is everyone cool with panera?
KALYN
I can't think of another place with food and coffee (good coffee) that isn't out of the way
What time?
JESSICA
yeah, which panera?
KALYN
72nd?
EMILY
/day!
JESSICA
anytime now, far as i'm concerned
KALYN
today
um...what time do they close?
JESSICA
i dunno
want to go for dinner instead?
EMILY
i'm going to uno's hockey game tonight
KALYN
no!
JESSICA
then definitely not dinner
KALYN
this is the perfect thing for my issue with Samwise!
JESSICA
?
KALYN
Be like-yo, meet us there!
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
But I don't have to worry if he doesn't show
JESSICA
true
ok
KALYN
so...3 or 4?
JESSICA
oh, damn, lol
i was going to suggest 1 XD
3or 4 is good, emily, when's the game?
EMILY
hey...
KALYN
I'm wayyyy too tired for that, and Morgan's cooking bacon
EMILY
7:07
1 not good
takes about 30 minutes for me to drive to that area anyway
JESSICA
do we want to meet at panera at about 3:30?
true
EMILY
no wait
...
KALYN
sounds good to me
JESSICA
emily?
EMILY
how's 3:35?
KALYN
lol
JESSICA
NO!
EMILY
:]
JESSICA
that is way too late!
EMILY
too early?
err
KALYN
um
EMILY
late i mean...
KALYN
hahahahaha
JESSICA
either be there at 3:30 (or before) or we won't acknowleddge you
EMILY
WAIT
JESSICA
no!
what?
EMILY
should i pick up jessica, then we'd pick up morgan and kalyn?
JESSICA
you wanna do that? instead of meeting there?
aw, then we can't not acknowledge you if you're late
EMILY
yay!
KALYN
I like that idea, then my mama doesn't have to worry bout this shit
EMILY
k
JESSICA
yup
EMILY
yay! planning!
JESSICA
woo!
so, aim for about 3:30?
EMILY
and jessica can pick up my camera and i'll bring her the zombie felties book
too early
JESSICA
ooo! true!
EMILY
3:35 would work better
KALYN
haha
JESSICA
|-(
EMILY
:]
AH
KALYN
gaiz we so need Google+...
EMILY
WHAT KIND OF HIDEOUS FACE IS THAT?
gross
KALYN
It's a unibrowed cyclops.
Obv.
JESSICA
"googel+"?
clearly
EMILY
gross
KALYN
yes, it's like facebook but with video chat for multiples.
JESSICA
ah, ok
KALYN
Kelsey's on it with her friends all the time.
EMILY
...
JESSICA
we...
KALYN
And they're all separated
JESSICA
we have skype .
bwhat?
KALYN
yes, but we have to pay for more than two lines on video chat
JESSICA
oh...right
KALYN
You can have a bunch of people video chatting on Google+
I know it feels like selling out, but it's...pretty sweet you gotta admit
EMILY
gross
JESSICA
i never feel like a sell-out .
EMILY
gross
JESSICA
although i shall continue to use skype...
KALYN
Myspace upgrades to Facebook, Facebook upgrades to Google+...only we still keep Facebook.
yeah I know
JESSICA
yup
EMILY
i think there's something in my sock...
EMILY
it kinda hurts
KALYN
welp. 20 more minutes of sleep for me...
JESSICA
"there are rocks in my socks" said the ox to the fox.
sleep well
EMILY
i was thinking more along the lines of a wood particle
JESSICA
.com/watch?v=Wq0yaZ33DPM
EMILY
JESSICA
beloved children's story
EMILY
no
MY
i think it's time for breakfast!
JESSICA
...
oh
EMILY
yum
YUM
YUM
*YUM*
*YUM*
MORGAN
Yum
KALYN
SAM'S COMING! :DDD
JESSICA
yay!
KALYN
I felt very empty earlier...
There was a strange vacuumlike sensation.
JESSICA
?
sometimes i feel super light, like i'm floating out of my skin... same sensation?
btw, emily's headed out
EMILY
i've had little monsters on my netflix instant queue for a while...
EMILY
ro-lal is roxy, fuckin foreshadowing, today i was listening to the chicago soundtrack...
KALYN
nice lawl
I think that's definitely one of the names I considered would be a good one for her
-sigh-Dirk.
Really.
(oh and we were right about the hero titles)
EMILY
oh?
KALYN
That Lalonde is Void and Strider is Heart, which also means that Jake is Hope.
EMILY
question though...how do we know this?
KALYN
when he formally introduces Roxy and Dirk, toward the end of each of their little intros he has VOID and HEART incorporated into their sentences when he's describing their relationships with their guardians. Capitalized for emphasis even, so he was making it pretty obvious.
EMILY
oh...
god i really need to start paying attention
KALYN
ehyep.
EMILY
ha
KALYN
bed now
gnite
EMILY
NACHT
Praise the mundane! More insightful observations to come, promise.