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Robin walked down the hall, making his way to his room after a morning jog. When he was about to pass by Raven's room, one would understand why he would be surprised when Beast Boy walked out.
When he looked at Robin he blushed and hurried past him, Raven coming out a second later, raising her eyebrow, and then making down the same way.
Robin shook his head and was about to continue along when Starfire, his girlfriend, walked out of the room as well, happy as can be. She waved and greeted him, he giving a half-greeting back. Once she was gone, he blinked once. Twice. One more time. "What the hell?" He looked into the room before the door shut, noticing the bed slightly jostled.
His dazed mind could only come up with one solution: "Threesome?"
UTT
Robin stomped into the kitchen the next morning, plopping down on his chair and eyeing the three. He noticed Cyborg look at him strangely, but ignored it, clearing his throat. "I need to talk to you three." He pointed to them.
Starfire cocked her head. "What would you like to discuss? I admit, you were acting quite strangely last night, especially when you did not wish to-mmph!"
He slapped a hand over her mouth, blushing, and then cleared his throat to put on a strong front again. "It's about what you were all doing in Raven's room; a fucking threesome! Really?"
Cyborg's head shot up. "What?"
Beast Boy's eyes widened, Raven looked pissed, and Starfire's face was oddly blank.
Raven growled and turned to him, raising from her seat. "What in Azar's name would possess you to-"
Starfire placed a hand out in front of Raven, standing up herself. "I shall take care of this, friend." She turned to him, her eyes suddenly glowing as she hissed. "What did you say?"
He gulped, but the look on her face caused him to obey. "Uh…threesome?"
She was instantly in front of him, grabbing the front of his shirt. "You believe we were performing the threesome? You believe that I would perform the threesome"
"Uhh…"
She poked him in the chest. "How dare you! I have been nothing but the faithful girlfriend, and you accuse me of something such as this! Is it a fantasy of yours, perhaps? You wish for the threesome? Well, you may do the forgetting about that!" She stomped out of the room.
Robin's eyes widened and he ran after her, reading to grovel. "Star! Come back!"
Cyborg stared at the door for a moment longer, and then turned slowly to the other two. "So…what were you doing in there?"
Beast Boy shrugged. "Meditation."
Silly Robin :)
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