These one-shots don't go in chronolpgical order, so everything is completely random.!(:

Plot: Connor does something totally stupid, Megan goes off, and Dick is there to save the day(: (Like always)...So, Enjoy!

"And the loan will be paid in full by...?" The banker looked up casually at Connor Kent who, at age 36, felt he needed to do something fun for a change. His wife, who was currently at home with his two kids, had just complained they did nothing anymore. So, naturally, he went and bought something for her. Something that would make them all-not just Connor and his wife-feel young again.

"A few weeks," he responded, smiling and continuing to sign the papers in front of him. After a few more moments of chatting with the banker, he donned his hat and headed home.

"You did WHAT?" Megan screeched, dropping her muffin mix. It always seemed Megan was cooking, and muffins in particular. Maybe it was because she was such a good baker; and her muffins were the best. She always made cookies, too, but she never made them anymore. The kids would be fat if she gave them all that sugar.

"I bought a bar," Connor repeated. Megan's eyes started to cloud.

"With what? Your looks?"

"That might've been part of it," he winked, smiling cockily at his wife. She threw her hands up in the air.

"What are we going to do about the kids? And how do you know your 'bar' will get a profit?"

"The kids are fine. And I know it's going to profit because I'm going to get Bruce to sponsor it. And if Bruce sponsors something, it's definitely the best in the business."

"Do you even know what this place looks like?"

"Yep. And it looks...well, it's pretty bad, but with Arty's interior design skills, and Jade's carpentry skills..." He didn't even finish because dick walked in the room. Megan didn't care. She kept on spouting off, not paying attention to the fact Dick was looking at her like she'd lost her mind. Megan was pacing around the rooms, mumbling in Martian with bits of English.

"What's going on here?" Dick inquired, walking forward some so he could be seen by both of them. Megan clammed up once she realized Dick probably knew what had happened.

"Noth-" she started to say, but was interrupted by Cassie, who barged in looking like she had just been working out.

"Connor bought a bar. Which," she added as she walked towards the door across the room, "I'm totally bar-tending." They all stared after her in amazement. Cassie would do something like that.

"So you really did buy a bar?" Dick asked, verifying what he'd just heard. Connor nodded, smiling excitedly. "Lord have mercy..."

"What? What's so wrong about it?"

"Look, I think it's a cool idea, but maybe you should've talked to your wife about it first?"

"Then she would ask why I was asking her. I mean, she tells me I'm not fun anymore, and I thought this would be a way to make our lives fun. And not just for Megan and me, for everyone else, too. You know Cassie's been dying to go out dancing now that she actually has time because of summer break at Gotham Academy. And I'm sure you miss the days of just drinking a beer and partying with the rest of us."

Dick's eyes widened. Megan rolled her eyes.

"I just freak out when I hear you told the bank the loan would be paid off in a couple of weeks," Megan voiced, crossing her arms.

"Well, with everyone's powers and connections, of course it will be faster. I'll get Bruce to sponsor it for us, Cassie will invite her Navy friends, and Roy will get his secret service buddies...the chain will work it's way down the line and we'll be raking in moo-lah in no time." Dick had an evil smile on his face as he spoke.

"Are you sure you didn't major in business?" Connor asked as he high-fived his friend. Dick shrugged.

"It takes science to know math. And it takes math to know business."

"Nice."

Megan shook her head at the two guys. "Fine," she admitted. "But, I don't want my name on anything unless it all goes good. You better thank Dick here for giving you some extra time."

Connor turned to his buddy. "Thanks, man."

"No problem," Dick smiled, walking towards where Cassie went. "Just lemme know when you need me to talk to Bruce."

"Alrighty." Connor turned to his wife, who was picking up after herself. "You do know I love you, right?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," she muttered, not looking at him. He walked up to her, moved everything out of his way, and kissed her softly.

"Do you believe me now?"

"It's coming. But you just might have to work for it." Megan had a huge smile on her face, and Connor could see her blush underneath her green skin. There was the Megan from their teens.

"Consider me hired," he murmured as he kissed her again.

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