Paw: Oh my gosh! Another chapter! What now bitches!
Damon: You need to go to bed.
Paw: You need a life.
Damon: Says the girl who is sitting in front of a computer, writing about fictional characters and munching on Ritz crackers.
Paw: Don't diss the Ritz.
Damon: * shakes his head*
Paw: anyways, I got some reviews! The first is from Wildcat97, who says, ' Haha, that was hilarious. 'That was close...' Ha. By the way, where'd Jess go? Sam deserves some loving!'
Jessica: Right here! * hugs Sam*
Paw: ' Adam, 'okay'? I tell you I love you and you say 'okay?' That's...that's...Actually, I'm totally fine with that.'
Adam: Good, cuz that's all you're getting.
Paw: 'Paw, you're awesome. This fic is great. By the way, finally read the chapter where the peoples sang, and the chapter before that, when everybody fought. TOO FUNNY! And Adam, getting beaten by a girl...ha ha... '
Adam: Hey, she's hard to beat!
Jack: Can we do a fighting chapter again?
Paw: Not now.
Jack: Okay...
Paw: ' Can't wait to see 'Vampires Suck'. I bet it's AWESOME.'
Paw: It is! Great movie! ' Kate- I giggle at your threats.'
Kate: I giggle at your face.
Paw: * shakes her head while eating a Ritz cracker* ' Stefan was in Hell? O.o HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? ...he didn't make a deal for Rocky, did he?'
Paw: Nah. Castiel just smote him and Dean's clothing.
Castiel: * chuckles*
Paw: O.o Did he just chuckle?
Sam: O.o Yeah...
Paw: Anyways, Dean is being a pussy and hiding in the backroom. Just thought I would let you know. Okay, she says, ' Dean- I give you apple pie and a tape player for your music collection. Enjoy!'
Sam: * takes* I'll bring these to him. * walks away*
Paw: ' Jess- You're back! I've missed you! Give Sam some loving for me!'
Jessica: Can do!
Paw: ' Paw- I reviewed for the last chapter and you left me out? How dare you! But S'okay, I'm over it. At least Jess is back! Also...you don't HAVE to do this, but I think it'd be cool if you brought Gabriel in, at least for one chapter; it'd mix it up a little bit.'
Paw: * twitches* GABE! Hells to the yes I'll bring him in! Oh, and I'm sorry about that, * rubs the back of head* you see, I had the previous chapter up about two minutes before you reviewed on the last one, so I'll make sure to include you this time.
Sam: Don't you dare bring in that bastard.
Paw: It'll only be for one chapter...
Sam: * glares*
Paw: * smiles* I'm still bringing him in. Okay, the next is Mary Izzy Dakota, who says ' -snickers- Nice view. -tilts head like Cas- Now you an use the box. -winks- Although I like the view.'
Dean: Box, give me some clothes! * opens lid and pulls out some clothes* I'll be back. * runs off*
Paw: ' -turns towards Cas and stares at him- C'mere. -hugs him- I'll be your friend!'
Castiel: Yay!
Paw: ...Stefan? Did you give Cas some of the crazy pills?
Stefan: Yeah.
Paw: Oh no! * slaps forehead*
Stefan: What? He was too uptight!
Paw: Great.
Castiel: * giggling and looking around*
Paw: …' [3 minutes later] -walks up to him and slaps the back of his head- Do not Smite My favorite vampire.'
Castiel: Ouch. * rubs his head* It was asked for! So I did it!
Paw: ' -looks at Stefan- Here's a fat bunny for your troubles.'
Stefan: Thank you.
Paw: ' -looks at Damon head tilted- -pokes his chest- I touched you! HA! -giggles and does it again-'
Damon: Stop touching me!
Paw: * sigh* ' Sammy Wins! Game Over! -smirks-'
Sam: HA! In your face Jack!
Jack: It's not over yet!
Paw: * shakes her head* ' Paw! MORE DOTS!' Yeah, and this is followed by about 110 dots. -_-
Damon: DOT!
Paw: NO MORE DOTS!
Stefan: …
Paw: * glares at him*
Stefan: !
Damon: ?
Sam: &
Dean: %
Boone:
Jack: ~
Paw: Guys, enough.
Stefan: Okay.
Paw: ' Hehehe Aren't I a little, Shiznitt?'
Paw: * nods*
Stefan: !
Paw: Don't yell at me!
Damon: Hm.
Paw: ' xD I Want Dean, and Damon, In The Backroom, With Me. PRETTY PLEASE WITH CAS ONTOP! -thinks- That sounds yummy... xD'
Paw: It does sound yummy. Okay, Dean, Damon, you heard the lady!
Dean and Damon: * walks to the backroom*
Dean: And I just got some clothes...
Paw: Okay, the next is from...well it says blank, but, judging from the review I'm going to guess that it's smallss27. Did I get it right? :D
Sam: She's a little crazy tonight...
Paw: Okay, on to the review, she says, ' Stefan, when I gave you Rocky, he was a boy, so if you got pregnant from it, then either you're a girl, of you need to tell us something.'
Stefan: I gave the rock a sex change.
Paw: O.o
Stefan: What? It's true!
Paw: Okay, uh, ' Cas, I certainly didn't mean you have no friends, for that Stefan, I kick you...hard.'
Blank ( smalls27?): * Kicks Stefan*
Stefan: Ouch!
Castiel: I got lots of friends! Lots and lots and lots.
Paw: Maybe you should go lay down...
Castiel: I'm not sleepy.
Paw: * sigh* ' Sam, I love you and I give you an infinite number of votes. :D...And a big hug/kiss. :) I love you. (Just thought I'd say it again.)'
Sam: Thanks you, I love you too! Jack, by default, I win.
Jack: Whatever.
Paw: ' Oh Dean, here's a cassette tape player for your tapes...Sorry about that.'
Dean: I got one from Wildcat, but thanks anyways.
Paw: ' And Kate, if you ever threaten Paw again, we'll gang up on you. :)'
Kate: I can threaten whoever I want! * starts to cry* but nobody cares! * runs off*
Paw: hm...
Damon: Okay, I'm ending this. Paw and her gang are signing off for now. I don't give a rats ass about who reviewed.
Paw: You have to!
Damon: * walks away*
Paw: *Sigh* Okay, well we would like to thank Blank( smalls27?), Mary Izzy Dakota, for reviewing. I would also like to thank Wildcat97 for reviewing, even when she was behind in chapters. Thank youuuu!
Stefan: Now go to bed.
Paw: Okay, fine. * grabs Cas* I'm taking him with me, though.
Dean: Why him?
Paw: Cuz I don't trust him on drugs, and he's cuddly. Sorry Dean.
Dean: Whatever.
Paw: Love.
Sam: Tranquility.
Damon: And Cassie.
Paw: Who's Cassie?
Damon: * points at Cas* Cassie.
Dean: * chuckles* New nickname!
Paw: * shakes her head* Okay, well next chapter has Gabriel in it! So stay tuned!
