DISCLAIMER: IDNOM(BIWID)
I fogot to thank reviews last chapter! So here's thanks to Mischeif-Manager00 and Guest whilst Luke Skywalker gets his hand chopped off by his dad, finds out that it's his dad, and realises that he just kissed his twin.
This is random, but that's what you get when people request Arthur/tree.
"Err...Gwen?" ventured Merlin, peering round the Queen's bedchamber door.
"Yes, Merlin?"
"I, er, I think you need to see this."
"Waterloo...I was defeated you won the war...bahdubauduuduh...Waterloo ...promise to love you forever more..." crooned Arthur as he hugged the rough bark, cuddling the tree trunk whilst stroking it softly.
"Wow." said Gwen to Merlin as they stood in the nearby shrubbery watching. "Well that is something you don't see every day."
"I know, right?!" grinned Merlin before realising that this was probably not going to make Gwen like him, and set about trying to repair his mistake. "Obviously, it's, erm, horrific, and we shouldn't, er, laugh or anything, cos this is your husband, and, um, that wouldn't be very nice..." He trailed off under Gwen's murderous glare.
"Merlin," she said in a measured tone as she watched her husband kiss the conifer, "what happened?"
"It was, er, an, um, enchantment gone wrong. We think." Merlin stuttered as Arthur began coating himself in peanut butter. "It should, um, wear off soon."
Gwen sighed. "Fine. Then I'll just sit here an wait."
"Cool." said Merlin, sitting down beside her. "Popcorn?"
Like? Review! Don't like? Still review!
May the force be with you. *spock gesture*
(I'm so weird...)