A/N: hey dudes I'm back, howzit going, life is sucking for me right now, school is making me want to kill myself, but I won't cuz I love you guys and my family way to much, especially you guys though and I'm going to write heaps of funny as fics for ya'll!!!
WIF DEIDARA…. the piggy…hehehehhee…lol
Hmmmmm I'm actually considering letting Deidara get raped by a fucking red neck, whoa, I feel horrible, not because of that, my brother just farted and it smells so fucking bad…oh god I think he shat his pants…
Deidara slammed his palms on the side of the guy's face who was still kissing down the back of his neck and dry humping his ass.
The hands on Deidara's palms bit into the burnt flesh of the butt fucker. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as blood splurted out everywhere.
Deidara giggled girlishly which soon turned into a hard out evil as laugh. It was hard core…yeah.
People walking past, I don't know why the hell they were walking down the highway, but whatever, well they thought someone was having an orgasm, judging by the shaking of the truck and the screaming. But that's just them…. You of course would be dodgier thinking someone was getting turned inside out.
Whatever…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-un" Deidara laughed maniacally and blood splashed all over the windscreen. After he was done (cough-withhisorgasm-cough) he shoved the guy out of the truck and drove off…
His target…
MCDONALDS!!!!
…Yeah, pretty hard-core aye?
A/N: Yeah it was short, but you know you loved it, the next chappie will be awesome, the guys are reunited with Deidara, and they go on a but of a road trip. I'll get back to Zabuza and Haku too!