Note: a pedophile is an older person who likes little kids. LOL
I just wanted to apologize for not updating in so long. There may be a few things that seem like they don't belong in this chapter, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to pick up where I left off. I will be trying to update more often, so please don't be mad at me. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or anything. I don't want to either.
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The bruise that was now forming on the Colonel's perfect face was starting to pulse with pain.
"That hurt!" Roy whined.
"Well, you deserved it!" Ed snapped back.
Roy closed his eyes and smiled deviously.
"But I was a pedophile... Possibly still one now."
Ed pulled his fist into a fist and Roy laughed.
"You already hit me once."
"I should hit you again!"
Roy sighed and smiled.
"You should, but you won't."
Ed growled, but clenched his teeth and plopped down onto the ground.
Roy sighed and closed his eyes. "I guess we wait until the others find us."
Ed laughed.
"I could always leave you here…"
Roy comically cried and said,
"You wouldn't! You didn't finish fixing my wound! WHICH YOU CREATED! And the
smell of blood will call hungry animals! And I'm still tied up! You wouldn't dare leave
me here! "
Ed smiled deviously.
"Watch me..."
Ed then got up and started walking off to the left.
Roy cleared his throat and laughed,
"The cabin is THAT way…"
Roy pointed to the right.
Ed shook his head.
"No you moron… It's THAT way!"
He pointed left.
Roy shook his head and sighed.
"We're lost…"
Ed growled.
Roy laughed.
"Besides which, you still have boobs!"
Roy dodged a large stick zooming towards his head and heard it crash into the leaves
behind him. He sighed.
"I can help you!"
Ed growled and sat down beside the Colonel.
"Let me help YOU first…"
Roy shook his head.
"You look so sexy with that hanging off your chest…"
Roy said with a smirk.
Ed blushed and growled,
"Get the damn thing off me…"
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Roy flexed his untied hands and sighed.
"You tie very tight knots…"
Ed sat on his knees, off to the side of Roy. Ed growled.
"Make it quick!"
Roy rolled his eyes.
"Yes Mam…"
Ed made a fist and Roy grabbed it.
"Sorry... Sorry…"
Roy then began fiddling with the clasp on the fake bra. The damn thing wouldn't come undone.
Roy growled and began to pull on it.
"Ouch! That hurts!" Ed snapped.
"Yea... Well, the damn thing won't… come… off!"
Ed then transmutated his auto mail into a spike, once more. Roy jumped backward.
"Sorry!" He yelled.
Ed laughed.
"This isn't for you, moron."
He then put it around his back. Roy understood, but the stupid boy would cut himself in the process.
"Don't!" Roy yelled.
"Why not?" Ed asked and raised an eyebrow with anger.
"Because... you'll hurt youself…"
Ed growled.
"So?"
Roy rolled his eyes.
"Here."
Ed transmutated his auto mail back to normal.
"Put your arms up..." Roy commanded.
Ed did as he was told.
Roy then pulled the thing up over Ed's head. Ed shook his head and his hair went all over the place.
"Stupid thing…"
He then started stretching his arms and closed his eyes.
"Much better…"
Roy then, using the tree as a brace, got up and wobbled on one leg.
"What are you doing?" Ed asked.
Roy smiled and took off his rather large black jacket.
"Here."
He said and handed it to Ed.
"Not again…" He said.
Roy shook his head and smiled.
"It doesn't matter if it drags... trust me, I don't care."
Ed growled and pouted.
"It's not as if I care about your stupid jacket, I just…"
He paused, pouted some more, made a scowl and mumbled,
"I hate feeling small."
Roy smiled, wobbled over to Edward, and sat beside him.
"Sometimes… being small can be a good thing."
Ed held the jacket in his lap and stared at it.
He then scowled and snapped,
"Oh yea? How?"
Roy smiled.
He took his jacket from Ed, put it around him and pulled him into his lap.
He then wrapped his arms around Ed's shoulders and sighed.
"Perfect fit…"
Ed growled and blushed.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Roy laughed.
"Showing you how being small can be a good thing."
He then smiled with a sparkle and said,
"And you fit perfectly!"
Ed growled and struggled to get away.
"You pervert!"
Roy laughed enthusiastically and said,
"Yes, that's what I've been told."
Roy then scooted himself backward against the tree and leaned on it.
"Comfortable nature." He said, sighed and closed his eyes.
Ed growled.
"Let me go!"
"Fine…" Roy said, and released Ed from his "death hold".
Ed got up immediately and stared at Roy.
Roy opened one eye and smiled.
"What?" He asked.
Ed turned away and growled.
"Nothing."
Roy sat up a bit and winced.
"I forgot to finish that..."
Ed stated and began looking for the rest of the blue shirt he had worn before.
Roy sighed.
"So close…"
He then hung his head and sighed.
"I like this... but I don't like being lost… I wish they would hurry and find us…"
Roy began looking at their surroundings and shivered. The sounds of the night forest were
all around him. The crickets, the owls, and the bats were all having a giant party and he
was unfortunately invited. He looked up and through the darkness of the canopy he could
see the glowing moon. It was so big and bright.
"At least it's not going to rain…" He said and sighed.
"Found it!' Ed stated and began walking over to Roy.
Roy sighed.
"Be gentle this time…"
Ed laughed.
"Imagine this... the Colonel... the legendary FLAME Alchemist, Roy Mustang, the ultimate
player and womanizer of Central City, is asking me to be gentle…"
Roy laughed and rubbed his chin.
"You have such a high opinion of me… I'm flattered."
Ed growled.
"Shut up…"
Ed hiked up Roy's pant leg and began to re-clean the wound.
"You know, you caused quite a bit of bleeding by jumping around like that…"
Roy sighed.
"Don't baby me…"
Ed laughed.
"Now you know how I feel…"
Roy shook his head.
"No, the difference is... I'm not a child and you…"
He paused as Ed's eyes glowed with his seeminglysavage nature.
Roy gulped and said,
"And you are not as well."
Ed then smiled normally and continued to re-clean the Colonel's wound.
"You know…" Roy began.
"If it weren't for you, we would be here in the first place…"
Ed hung his head.
"Are you… mad… at me?"
Roy was perplexed. What happened to the "savage"?
Ed was one confusing boy… err… man.
"No Edward, I'm not mad…"
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Aww.. fluffy... umm.. if theres something I forgot about in previous chapters or something, please let me know. I haven't written in so long, I forgot part of the story. I hope you all understand and please REVIEW REVIEW:)