Chapter 25: Let's Dance Smashers
The door to Dedede's closet in the Halberd was kicked down and Dedede was revived. "Hey, whats the big idea?! Stuffing me in a closet like that!" He looked and saw her; a woman with long black hair and a silk, backless suit. "Well, someone has been naughty" she said. She ran off from the Halberd, then stopped. "Well, are you joining me or not?" Dedede was confused. "Only if you tell me who you are." The woman made a pose. "Bayonetta. I'm an Umbra Witch." Dedede was still confused but decided to go along with it. "Well, where shall we head?" Bayonetta gave a grin. "I believe a bunch of people have just been to the London Eye and defeated an evil dragon tortoise and his son. Let's recruit them." Dedede could swear she was speaking another language but decided to join.
Bayonetta and Dedede, after fighting through waves of soldiers, finally reached the London Eye, where the trophies for Bowser and Bowser Jr laid. "Let's see if these boys will behave" she said, touching the trophies. "Gah! Lost again! Ganondorf will be mad!" Bayonetta aimed her guns at Bowser, both on the legs and arms. "Take me to where this Ganondorf is." Bowser gave a roar. "Make me." Bayonetta made a huge portal. Out came a massive demon which game rushing towards Bowser. "OK OK! STOP IT NOW!" Bayonetta stopped the demon immediately. She then petted it. "You are a good boy, bringing this dragon over to our side." Bowser Jr just stared at Bowser. "Can you explain anything Dad?" Bowser shook his head. "Sorry Jr. This is all new to me."
The four continued on to the Tower of London where they could see strange activity going on. "That's Ganondorf's lair. He's my boss, were going to take over the world together." Bayonetta eyed him. "Together?" Bowser nodded. "Yeah. I work for him, half of the world will go to him and half to me." Bayonetta just jumped on up to Ganondorf's lair to see him. "So, you are this Ganondorf I have been hearing about?" Ganondorf nodded his head. "Yes I am. I guess I missed a hero. Time to send you to the far South of the –." Bayonetta kicked him out the window of the Tower of London. He fell into the London streets in front of Bowser, Jr and Dedede.
"Well, I suppose that you better be giving Bowser his part of the world now." Ganondorf was shocked. "You said I could rule half of this place. The heroes are gone. I would like it please." Ganondorf just stood there and smiled. He started laughing. "Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Half the world? You really think I would let you keep even a slither of this world for yourself?" Bowser was shocked. "I did all that work, to help you?!" Ganondorf drew out the gun which is used to send people back to their own world. "You have two choices. Either you get sent back to your own world, or you watch this world go into Subspace? That will be in, oh, look at that. 1 hour." Bowser was at a loss for words. "Dad! Don't do it! We can stop him!" Bowser shook his head. "No Jr. We can't. Enough madness. Take us." Ganondorf smiled, but suddenly, lasers were shot at him.
It was Slippy and Peppy. "Don't worry, we got you guys." Ganondorf got the gun ready, but the arwings kept him from keeping his aim. "Forget it! In an hour, this world will be mine." He was about to teleport off, but one of Bayonetta's demons kept him in place. "You are going to watch with us."
Peppy and Slippy landed the Arwings. "Thank goodness you guys are safe." Said Slippy. "Yeah. We were sort of caught up in the portal in the sky with Fox, though were more allies if anything. We don't want to fight." King Dedede looked cautsiotly at Ganondorf. "We have under an hour before the world is taken over by the Subspace. To my knowledge, all the heroes are too far south to be rescued. We just need to stay put." Bayonetta walked over to Bowser. "That means you are on our side now." Bowser had no choice to agree. "Bowser, it ends now." Ganondorf just smiled. Something popped up behind them all. It was a giant Lion from the Subspace Army. "This will keep you occupied whilst you wait." Peppy and Slippy hurried back to the Arwings and flew off. "Listen, we'll fly into the Subspace once its activated." Bowser, Jr, Bayonetta and Dedede had no choice but to free Ganondorf from the beast's grip and defeat the Subspace lion, also known as Raileo. Ganondorf teleported off.
The massive lion gave a huge roar and went running towards the team. Bayonetta jumped up and shot her guns at Raileo. It then proceeded to bite Bayonetta. She dodged out the way and time seemed to slow down. She then sent the arm of a demon out to punch Raileo. "What was that?" King Dedede asked. "Witch Time. If I dodge an attack at the last minute, time slows down for me to do some damage." King Dedede was impressed. "Get on the edge of my hammer, I will give you boost." She did so, and she went into the air and onto Raileo.
Bowser was shooting flames at its back legs whilst Bowser Jr was firing cannonballs at its front ones. Bayonetta, on Raileo's back, summonded the limbs of a demon to hurt it. She then fired some more bullets which weakened it even more before it was time for the big finale. She sent out one huge demon which chomped down on Raileo, defeating it.
"Alls well that ends well" said King Dedede. "Well, except for the fact that Ganondorf got away. Not to mention the fact that the world will end in about twenty minutes. You know what, that monster just made things worse. The best we can do is prepare ourselves." Bayonetta and the Bowsers looked around to see The Shard, the largest tower in London, in the distance. "I may have a bit of an idea. Follow me, but we don't have long."