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A/N: Seeing as I was mean and made you guys all wait so long for the update, here's another -- I hope it makes up for it
Bloody Hell!
The day of the wedding had finally arrived and as Narcissa was having her hair done she lectured Sirius about appropriate behaviour. Sirius payed her no attention whatsoever but put in the effort to nod and smile every now and then.
"Sirius are you listening?" Narcissa asked, clearly annoyed. When Sirius gave no response Narcissa slapped him across the cheek.
"Ow!" Sirius whined as he glared at her.
"Dear cousin of mine," Narcissa began in a deadly sweet voice, "If you do anything to ruin wedding day I will chop you up and put you in the pudding!"
"Hey," Sirius said with a chuckle, "Wedding is like pudding, but with 'wee' instead of 'poo'." Narcissa cast the marauder a look of disgust before once again slapping him round the face. "I'm not sure I deserved that." Sirius muttered as he rubbed his stinging cheek.
"Ok, I think we're ready to start." Tonks said as Andromeda helped Narcissa fix her veil into place. "Sirius, you need to be in the hall with Severus." Tonks pointed out.
"Ok, ok, I'm going."
As Sirius came out, Draco came in. "You look beautiful mother." Draco said as he looked at her. Narcissa smiled at him as Andromeda helped her to fasten up her necklace. Pansy cleared her throat to gain Draco's attention. "You look beautiful too Pans." Draco said as he bowed his head to her.
"Thank you," Pansy replied as she checked her appearance in the mirror. "Dean Thomas'll be drooling like a baby when he sees these beauties," she said, indicating her breasts. "Not that I want his attention of course." She added hurriedly. Draco simply arched an eyebrow in amusement before turning back to his mother.
"So, are you ready to go?" Draco asked, offering her his arm.
"Yes, I think we're done," Narcissa answered as she took her son's arm. "Ok, so, Pansy and Nymphadora will walk up together, then you Andromeda, and then Draco will escort me up the aisle. Oh, do change your hair before you go dear." Narcissa demanded, looking at her niece. Tonks rolled her eyes slightly before changing her bright blue hair to a velvety black almost identical to her mother's. "Lovely." Narcissa exclaimed, beaming.
The four women and Draco made their way to the doors of the Great Hall.
"Oh, I can't wait for my own wedding." Pansy sighed wistfully with a far off look in her eye.
"You need to find a man first." Draco pointed out, earning himself a glare. "Well it's true." Draco said defensively.
"The music's playing," Narcissa said, "Off you go girls."
The doors to the Great Hall opened and Pansy and Tonks made their way up the aisle. The usual house tables were gone and instead there were benches on either side of the aisle. Dumbledore was stood at the other end of the aisle waiting to perform the ceremony and Severus and Sirius were stood to his left.
After Andromeda had made her journey down the aisle, the guests stood to watch Draco lead his mother down.
"Oh, she looks beautiful." Ginny whispered as she admired Narcissa's dress of pale-blue silk – white would have been awful with her blonde hair and pale complexion.
The music finished and everyone sat back down as Narcissa and Severus faced each other before Dumbledore. The bride and groom gazed into each other's eyes as Dumbledore spoke both smiling like a Cheshire cat.
At Dumbledore's instruction, Severus took the wedding ring from Sirius and gently slipped it onto Narcissa's finger. Narcissa then took the wedding ring from Andromeda and placed it on Severus' finger.
"I believe you have prepared your own vows?" Dumbledore said looking between the two. They both gave a brief nod before Severus cleared his throat to speak.
"Narcissa, from the moment I met you, I have been bewitched by your beauty and charmed by your good heart. With but one glance, I was enchanted by you and silently prayed that I may one day call you my own."
"I think I'm falling in love with him," Hermione breathed as she turned to Blaise, "Aren't you just falling in love with him?" she asked her boyfriend.
"Oddly enough, no." Blaise responded as he stared wide-eyed at his girlfriend. Hermione seemed to ignore him as she turned back to the front.
"Today, that prayer comes true, and though I may not deserve it, I gladly call you my own and vow to love, honour and protect you as you should have been since the day you were born."
Many of the women 'awwed' and Molly Weasley and McGonagall began to cry silently.
"For you Narcissa, I will even suffer the concept of having Sirius Black as a relative." At this point there were a few chuckles from the crowd, as well as a death glare from Sirius. "Your son, Draco," Severus continued, shifting his glance to the blonde teen for a moment, "I gladly become father to. Had it not been for the two of you, I believe my heart would have long since gone cold. You bring out the best in me and for that I thank you and gladly take you as my bride."
Narcissa laughed lightly through the tears that had spilled from her eyes. Clearing her throat – and silently blessing the waterproof mascara – Narcissa began the delivery of her own vows.
"Severus, whilst others mistook you for a cruel and emotionless man, I was not fooled. Not even for a second. I saw the love within you and know you would one day make a fine man, a perfect gentleman who I find myself standing before today. You've always looked out for not only myself, but Draco also, as well as Harry. Many people in this room owe their lives to you, Sirius included. Were it not for your influence, I daresay Draco would have ended up like his father. You are the perfect father to my son and the perfect man for me. I love you with all my heart and gladly give you all that I am."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife," Dumbledore declared, "You may kiss the bride."
As Severus and Narcissa shared their first kiss as a married couple, the guests burst into applause; except for Sirius who pretended to vomit.
The newlyweds finally pulled out of their kiss and laughed happily as everybody – well, most people – offered their congratulations.
Severus then lifted his new wife up so that she could throw the bouquet. With an impressive dive, Pansy caught the bouquet but consequently overbalanced and found herself lying on top of Dean Thomas.
"See Parkinson, I knew you wanted me." Dean said smugly. Pansy pushed herself off of him and glared at him as she straightened out her dress.
"I most certainly do not. I'll have you know I think you are the most loathsome, ogre-ish, vile, egocentric person on the planet!"
Dean stood up himself, looking very proud. "Loathsome, ogre-ish, vile, egocentric." Dean repeated thoughtfully. "Funny how the first letters of each of those words spell out the word love." The Gryffindor said innocently.
Pansy blushed violently before attempting to barge past him, but the Gryffindor grabbed her and pulled her into a kiss. Dean darted his tongue into the warm cavern of her mouth and was delighted to find that the Slytherin girl put up no resistance. He also noted that she tasted somewhat spicy.
"How was that?" Dean asked as they broke the kiss.
"Not bad," Pansy admitted, "For a Gryffindor." Dean grinned before kissing her again. 'Maybe I don't hate him after all'. Pansy thought as she eagerly kissed him back.
When the two finally broke apart for air, they found that the benches had been magicked away. Instead there were round tables and a large space in the middle for people to dance – very much like the Yule Ball back in fourth year.
Everybody found a place to sit and chatted amiably as they ate. Once everyone was done eating, the speeches started.
First to speak was Dumbledore who, as always, talked about the importance of love.
However some people, like Draco and Sirius, were giving more concentration to feeling their boyfriends up underneath the tables than to their headmaster.
"Draco!" Harry hissed quietly as the blonde snaked his hand up Harry's thigh, getting closer and closer to his cock. Harry struggled to hold in a moan as Draco's hand ghosted over his groin. "Draco, what are you doing?" Harry whispered.
"Just reaching for your wand." Draco replied innocently. Harry's eyes widened but he let out a sigh of relief as Draco retrieved his wand from an inside pocket of the robes Narcissa had bought him for his birthday.
Draco then whispered a spell under his breath and Harry was sure he felt an odd sensation in his lower regions. Draco then began running his fingers teasingly over the wood. Harry sucked in a breath as he felt as if someone was touching his cock. Harry swallowed before glaring accusingly at his boyfriend who merely smirked before running his tongue over the wood.
"Bloody hell." Harry whimpered before biting down on his lower lip to hold back the moans. Looking across the room, Harry was dimly aware of noticing that Remus seemed to be having similar problems.
"Bloody hell Sirius cut that out!" Remus demanded through clenched teeth.
"I don't know what you mean Moony." Sirius whispered innocently before taking a couple of inches of Remus' wand into his mouth, causing the werewolf to let out a quiet howl.
"And now a few words from the best man." Dumbledore said looking over to Sirius' table. Sirius stood up and withdrew his lover's wand from his mouth.
"Thank you Albus," Sirius said before clearing his throat and moving to stand between the seats of the two newlyweds. Before he began, Narcissa looked up at him with a warm smile, yet there was a warning look in her eyes telling him not to mess anything up. Sirius gulped slightly before beginning his speech.
"Erm, well, I've known Snivellus," Narcissa glared, "I mean Snape," Narcissa kicked him underneath the table, "I mean Severus… Sevvy," Severus kicked him underneath the table, "Ow!" Sirius yelped. "Fine then, Sev," he said clapping him on the shoulder harder than necessary. "I've known Sev since my first year at Hogwarts and erm, his beautiful wife Narcissa is my cousin."
Sirius, who was normally cool and confident, scratched the back of his neck before continuing.
"Narcissa used to be married to Lucius." Draco finally stopped his magically inflicted ministrations on Harry to gape at Sirius and marvel at his stupidity to mention Lucius. "Lucius is a prick with long blonde hair. Sev has greasy black hair." Narcissa and Severus both kicked Sirius under the table. "Ow! Ow! Erm… er… oh," Sirius cried excitedly, "One time, in fourth year, me and James changed Sev's hair to pink. Ah, good times, good times. Anyway, his hair's black again," Sirius said. "Just like his heart, I mean erm, black like… his shoes." He added hurriedly as the new Mrs Snape glared at him. "Erm, Narcissa tried to burn my hair once." Sirius told the crowd. "That was last week 'cause I told her she was fat. Anyway, Sev's very good at… er… potions and… frightening small children. Erm, Cissy's a very smart, beautiful, glamorous woman and a wonderful mum. Oh, Sev was nearly eaten by Remus once! Do you remember that Remus?" Sirius asked looking at his lover. "Remus is my boyfriend by the way. He's very good in bed, especially when it's close to the full moon; he gets very rough."
Remus' cheeks turned a horrid shade of pink as he sank as low as possible in his seat.
"Well, erm, I don't really know what else to say," Sirius continued. "But, Narcissa, you look very beautiful and Sev you look … the same as usual and I hope you have a nice non-sexual life together. So, if you'll all raise your glasses please. To the beautiful bride and the… er… groom."
"I think that went quite well." Sirius said as he sat down next to Remus. His werewolf lover merely shook his head before quietly muttering "I need a drink."
As the new Mr and Mrs Snape took to the dance floor, Sirius felt a hard slap to the back of his head.
"Bloody hell!" He exclaimed as he turned around only to find himself face to face with a very familiar old woman. "Mrs Longbottom," Sirius squeaked as he hastened to stand up.
"That was the most appalling speech Sirius Black!" the old lady admonished as she clouted him round the ear. "How dare you talk about your sex life when there are young children and women present? You disgust me young man!"
"I'm terribly sorry Mrs Longbottom." Sirius said casting his eyes to the floor in shame. "I'll just go and find Remus now."
"You most certainly will not." Mrs Longbottom said as she manhandled him back into his seat. "You'll be staying here where I can keep an eye on you!"
"I miss Azkaban." Sirius whined pathetically.
"I heard that!" Mrs Longbottom barked as she rapped him across the head with her knuckles.
"Looks like Sirius is having fun." Draco commented from where he was dancing with Harry. Harry looked over toward his godfather and couldn't help but laugh.
"So?" Harry asked, changing the topic, "How does it feel to be Draco Snape?"
"I'm still getting used to it actually. But it feels good." Harry smiled as he brushed a few blonde strands out of his boyfriend's eyes. "Maybe one day it could be Draco Potter."
Draco snapped his head up to meet Harry's eyes before looking down again with a slight blush and an unmistakable smile. Finally, Draco looked back up. "Do I really have a choice?" He asked.
"Always." Harry replied seriously as he traced the lightening bolt of Draco's necklace. Draco smiled again as he traced the dragon on Harry's necklace.
"Well, in that case," Draco said, "I think I could handle it if I became Draco Potter one day."
Harry smiled at his boyfriend before leaning down for a kiss. When they broke apart, Harry was about to say something but was distracted when he saw Hermione storming out with Blaise following after her.
From across the room, Harry caught Ron's eye, who had clearly seen Hermione walk out too. The two best friends nodded to each other before following Hermione and Blaise. Draco and Pansy also followed.
When they found the couple, they were startled to see they were having a furious row.
"Hey!" Pansy yelled, interrupting the arguing pair. "Exactly what is going on with you two?"
"None of your fucking business!" Hermione shrieked, causing the others to stare.
"Blimey," Ron said, "You never swear." Hermione then proceeded to burst into tears. Blaise stepped forward to comfort her but she pushed him away.
"Merlin Hermione, what's wrong with you lately?" He asked exasperatedly.
Hermione took a deep breath and wiped her tears before speaking.
"Nothing's wrong." She said as she fixed her gaze to the floor.
"Oh, bullshit!" Blaise replied. "Something's been wrong for ages. Just, please, tell me what it is. Hermione remained silent. "Dammit Hermione, talk to me. I love you." Still, Hermione said nothing and a notable flicker of pain shot through Blaise's eyes. "You can't even say it back can you?" Blaise asked in a hopeless voice.
An uncomfortable silence streaked throughout the corridor. "You know what?" Blaise said as his voice cracked, "Screw this shit, it's over." And with that he walked off, Pansy and Draco running after him.
Harry and Ron shared a look before taking a tentative step toward Hermione who was crying harder than ever.
"Hermione?" Harry asked softly, "What's going on?"
"I'm pregnant." She whispered.
"Bloody hell!" The two boys said as their best girlfriend fell into their arms, crying her heart out.
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