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Original song name: Beautiful, by Christina Aguilera
Parody Name: Awesome, by Legolas
Spoken:
Hey look at me
Every day I am awesome
And suddenly, orcs shoot at me
Gimli then, challenges me
To compete and kill them
I am awesome no matter what he says
Orcs can't shoot me down
I am awesome fighting with my bow
Yes, swords can't bring me down
So don't piss me off today
All those men, they're afraid
So consumed in all the gloom
Trying hard to fight for their lives
The wall is down orcs coming fast
We must fight
I am awesome no matter what he says
Orcs can't shoot me down
I am awesome fighting with my bow
Yes, swords can't bring me down
So don't piss me off today
No matter what I do
(No matter what I do)
No matter what I say
(No matter what I say)
When Gandalf shows up
Back up we have now
And everywhere I go
(everywhere I go)
I will always fight
(I will always fight)
Sauron won't have his way
We will fight
I am awesome no matter what he says
Orcs can't shoot me down
I am awesome fighting with my bow
Yes, swords can't bring me down
So don't piss me off today
So don't piss me off today
So don't piss me off today
A/N: For idreamfan21, who requested another Legolas song. Hope you like this!
Crimson cupcake: So glad you enjoyed it! On the elves giving council, I think it refers to giving neutral advice so one could make the correct decision without outside influence or something like that.
Shipwright's Trick: Glad you enjoyed Erestor's song. The Aragorn part is when Boromir makes the comment of Gondor needing no king, and yayayada. The number sounds cool! You can hear the song I used here: youtube . com /watch?v=se9rfWucgeY (out spaces)
And as always reviews and criticism are always welcome. Thank you for reading, thanks for the reviews and the alerts! Hope you guys enjoy!