Chapter 25.

Returning To DillyDale

Back in DillyDale, the pedestal of the Grand Mr. Men and Little Miss Statue started to glow and out from the Portal came Jane wearing the black skull collar, she tasted the air as it blew through her spotty fur. Gorem and Doublade flew out of the portal and the portal closed.

"Sure is good to be back home in DillyDale," said Jane.

"Yes," agreed Gorem, "So what are we going to do now, that our adventure is over?"

"I know what we will do," said Jane, "Let's go to the DillyDale Cinema and see a movie."

"What a good idea," said Gorem.

So Jane, Gorem and Doublade walked away from the Grand Mr. Men and Little Miss Statue and headed over to the DillyDale Cinema, where they saw Mr Lazy in the ticket booth.

"Hello Mr Lazy," said Jane, "Can me, Gorem and Doublade have three tickets to the film, please?"

"Three?" asked Mr Lazy, "Well, OK, if you must Jane."

"What is the movie about?" asked Gorem as Mr Lazy gave Jane 3 tickets."

"It's a comedy about a turtle and a toad who win the lottery," said Mr Lazy, "Now enjoy the show while I enjoy my break."

Jane, Gorem and Doublade went into the cinema, Jane brought some nachos with extra cheese and she, Gorem and Doublade entered the screen room. On the left side of the screen room sat Mr Happy, Mr Lazy, Abby the Camel, her Guardian Subterra Dryoid and her Pokemon Scaggy and on the right side of the screen room sat Little Miss Helpful, Mr Tickle, Mr Scatterbrain, Mandy the Dog, her Guardian Pyrus Fangoid and her adoptive sister Sylveon.

Jane, Gorem and Doublade sat in the second row of seats on the left side of the screen room. A moment later Mr Pernickety entered the screen room, carrying a popcorn tin and a drink.

"Aha, yes, hmm, here, a little clean. Perfect," said Mr Pernickety.

The screen room doors opened to reveal Mr Noisy.

"MY," he said loudly, "IT'S DARK IN HERE!"

"Not Mr Noisy," said Mr Pernickety, "Oh, please, please find a seat at the oppsite side of the cinema."

"WHERE SHOULD I SIT?" Mr Noisy asked himself, "I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOO CLOSE BUT I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOO FAR AWAY EITHER. HEY THERE, MR PERNICKETY!"

Mr Noisy began to eat his popcorn very loudly, just then Mr Messy showed up.

"This is what am talking," said Mr Messy and he sat down next to Mr Pernickety. Mr Pernickety wiped the rubbish off himself and angrily crossed his arms, Mr Messy slurped his drink very loudly and then threw his drink onto Mr Pernickety.

"Mr Messy," said Mr Pernickety, "You soaked me in fizzy pop."

"MR PERNICKETY!" said Mr Noisy, "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!"

"Sorry Mr Pernickety," said Mr Messy, "I'd offer a napkin, but I don't believe in them."

"No," said Mr Pernickety, "I don't espect you to."

Mr Messy started to eat his popcorn, then he wiped his mouth on Mr Pernickety's arm.

"Mr Messy," said Mr Pernickety, "I must insist that you do not wiped your mouth on my arm."

"LISTEN HERE, PERNICKETY!" said Mr Noisy, "TALK AGAIN AND I'LL HAVE TO CALL THE MANGER!"

"You're reporting me because of noise?" asked Mr Pernickety.

"Sshh!" said Jane, Gorem, Doublade, Mr Happy, Mr Lazy, Abby, Dryoid, Scaggy and Mr Messy.

Mr Pernickety look at Mr Messy, who bit into a hot dog and the sausage hit Mr Pernickety.

"I've been tourpedo by a frank thetere," said Mr Pernickety.

"THAT'S IT!" said Mr Noisy and he stomped away.

"Hey," said Mr Strong, "Is this guy?"

"YES IT IS, MR STRONG!" said Mr Noisy, "AND I DEMAND THAT HE'D BE REMOVED IMMEDIANTLY!"

"Removed?" asked Mr Pernickety. Mr Strong grabbed him and took him away.

"This is an outrage!" said Mr Pernickety, "I have been the perfect audience member, quiet and unasuming. Stop it. How will I ever know how this movie ends?"

And the doors of the screen room closed.

THE END

THE NEXT STORY WILL BE ALCAZAR THE WOMAN DUPER