The Scarlet Letter
by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Everyone: Hester Prynne, you are an ADULTERER! You must wear this scarlet letter A as a constant reminder of your whoretastic ways!
(Hester won't reveal who the father of her child is. She is SHUNNED.)
Everyone: HARLOT!
(Hester STILL won't reveal who the father of her child is.)
Everyone: SHAAAAAME!
(Hester CONTINUES to not reveal who the father of her child is.)
Reverend Arthur Dimmesdale: (angstangstangstangst) I can't stand the torment anymore! It's ME!
THE END