RoadTrip With the Cullens

Chapter 25: Fishing in Wal-Mart

BPOV

I broke out in a dead sprint and made my way to Edward.

"I hate you all." I said through clenched teeth.

"Oh you love us Bellsie Pop!" Emmett said with a smile.

"Whatever. My turn is over. Now it's Jazz's turn."

Jasper's eyes widened for a split second, then they went back to normal.

"I dare you to...get a fishing pole and go fishing on any aisle you want."

"What do I have to fish for?" He asked.

I shrugged. "Anything. Preferably people."

"People?"

"Yeah. You know how to cast a fishing line right? So you cast it over the aisle and see if you hook a person. Try to drag them as far as you can down the aisle, screaming at the top of your lungs, 'I caught one! I caught one!'"

Jasper sighed. "Fine." He went to the fishing section and grabbed a black Bass Pro finishing pole and went to the housing section first. He casted the line and hooked the back of someone's collar. "I caught one! I caught one!" He squealed giddly.

The person he'd hooked was a man in a white collared business shirt. He choked and reached behind him, but Jasper started running towards us, dragging the man down the aisle with him.

"Let me go!" The man choked out.

"No! You're mine! You're my fishy!" Jasper said in a baby voice.

"I'm not a damned fish!" He grabbed the fishing line and yanked at it, to be met with enough force to stop him, but not enough to make him wonder what kind of being Jasper was.

Jasper growled his 'human' growl, but let the man go. He got more into the role by skipping to the next aisle, picking the aisle with children's toys. He casted the line when a chubby cheeked little boy came through. He had chocolate ice cream stains on his cheeks and clothes. Damn, the little boy must've tried to feed everything but his mouth!

Jazz caught the boy by the top of his green shorts and yanked the hook into place, making sure that the boy couldn't get away. "I caught another one! YaY me!" Jasper was giddy in his high pitched voice.

He ran to the end of the aisle, dragging the boy thruogh toys of every kind, until they reached the end. "Looky looky at this one!" Jasper told the people passing him. We were nowhere where anyone could see us, or think that he was related to us in any way.

"Unhand my boy you fiend!" An older lady yelled, swinging her purse wildly and charging at Jasper. "Let him go!"

Jasper turned to her and started to run in the opposite direction, still dragging the child behind him.

"It's ok Justing, Mommy's gonna get you away from the crazy man! Go to your happy place." She started yelling at her son. "Go to the place with all of Grandma's apple pies and fried chicken and all of the food you can ever dream of." She coached.

All we could think of on the sidelines was, 'Fat ass kid!' And it took a lot out of us not to laugh at the situation in front of us.

"Help! Help! That crazy man has kidnapped my child!" The woman yelled, frantically waving her arms. "Someone help me get my child back!"

We saw someone stick their foot out to trip Jasper, and only got Jasper to fall because Jasper wanted to fall. He hit the ground and did a summersault, then sprang up and continued to run, though he'd dropped the fishing pole.

The woman ran to her son and hugged him to her chest. "Oh my little Jeffery, did that psychotic man hurt you?"

"No Ma. Get off me." He pouted when she picked him up. "You're messing up my hair in front of the pretty girls."

We'd come from our hiding place and were walking towards where Jasper had run. I looked at the little boy and winked. His cheeks turned bright red and he buried his head in his mother's shirt. Blushing kid.

I miss Bella's blush sometimes. But I'm getting used to this...and all of the sex we have! Edward thought.

I looked up at him and smiled.

We finally caught up with Jasper in the very back of the store that was apparently forgotten about, evidenced by its dim lighting and the horrid odor coming from behind a closed door.

"We've gotta go unless we want Carlisle to have to come bail us out of jail." Alice said.

The vision had played through her head as we were walking to find Jazz. The woman was going to tell the manager and if we stayed, he'd have the police at the store in five minutes.

"Yeah, we do need to go." I agreed.

"Alright."

We snuck out of the back door without setting off the alarm, and went to our vehicle. When we got back to the house, Edward grabbed a sock off the floor and looked at me with an evil glint in his eyes. "Looky looky at this one!" He said in a voice that was Jasper's equal.

We all hit the floor laughing, and when Carlisle and Esme came in, wondering what was going on, it only made it worse.

"Have you done anything illegal or that will cause us to leave the state?" Carlisle asked.

Edward sobered up enough to shake his head, and that was enough for Carlisle.

"I'm not questioning them anymore. Let us leave my dearest Esme, I do not think I can stand it here for much longer."

They left back out of the door just as quickly as they'd come in.

"What do we have planned next my dear family?"

"How about we get ready for school?" Alice gave a smart suggestion.

"That sounds great!" I was immediately excited. "When does it start?"

"In about a week. We've got enough time to move all of our things in our house."

"Wait, we're all sharing one house?" I asked.

"Of course Bellsie dear. What else would you expect?"

I groaned. This would be sheer torture.

It's been a while, I know! Don't shoot me! I have no earthly idea how it took me this long to come up with a chapter, but guess what....summer's around the corner! So things should speed up by then. Review please! Yes, they will be going to college soon (forgive me if the timeline seems off), so that means more fun with the entire crew, and a few surprises! So stay tuned for the next installment of RoadTrip With the Cullens!

~KM705.M-san