(A/N: This, by far, was the most…interesting. ^^ thank you to all you people who have been sending letters and reviewing! I'll try to get them answered soon…)

Letters to the Akatsuki

Dear .no1,

Thank you for realizing how fucking stupid the nail polish is! They force it on me… Jashin damn them….(Hidan)

The nail polish is a uniform requirement, though I do question it's necessity. It costs money… so I, of course, have my doubts about it. But Leader-sama enforces it… (Kakuzu)

I don't think Orochimaru had anything to do with this, un. And… I don't see the problem with most of us being guys and wearing nail polish. ITS NOT FEMININE. And if you say it is, un, I swear I will throw Tobi in a box and ship him to you! Because my art shouldn't be wasted. And then, you would still know the true meaning of pain…(Deidara)

Sorry about the brat's response. He does that to everyone, it seems… what an idiot. And he called his petty explosions 'art' again? Pfft. He has no idea what real art is. Moving on… I'm not really sure about the nail polish we use. It DOES seem to be eternal (which is always appreciable) but… I want a different color. Black, or red… purple doesn't look good on Hiruko. (Sasori)

-The Akatsuki

Ps. I apologize for the lack of responses, but some of the fools here thought it a good idea to start a brawl of some sort, resulting in the early ending of this letter (Pein)

The god of the Akatsuki groaned in irritation as the room around him buzzed with activity. Things were flying through the air, people were yelling, and Tobi was running around throwing rubber balls everywhere.

Apparently, Tobi didn't count as a person- since he was yelling as well.

And the destruction in his wake was… disheartening. Hence why he was followed by a very displeased Kakuzu, yelling curses that would make his religious partner pale in comparison.

Life is not easy as a god. Especially if your underlings were all idiots who couldn't stay quiet for five minutes.

(Second A/N: I'm back, again! Hello everybody. I hope you liked this chapter..I wrote it while I was sick so it's probably not my best :P

Question of the day: What flavor of lollipops do you think are Tobi's favorite? I'm interested to see what you think….please answer it :P

Free virtual hats to all that do.

Because no one can resist free hats…. )