A/N: Ohohohoho what is this? An update so soon? And a massive one at that? You betcha!

Also!

Haters gonna hate. Go ahead. Rant at me, flamers. You just add to my review count.

Why am I saying this, you ask?

Simple.

If I hear one more shttick about Demi-God Ki not being "canon" I'm going to lose my mind. In this story-and other Author's I'll have you know!-its a perfectly reasonable concept. To the handful of folks threatening to unfollow because of this concept, well, I'll be sad to see you go, but I'm not going to change the story because you don't like where I am going with this. I've got big plans for this story, so I suggest you stick around!

EDIT: And YES I know about the recent "The God of the Destruction and the Supreme Kai are a set" news. I say BULLSHIT to that right then and there! I'm not going to use or even acknowledge an ass-pull like that. It makes Beerus look weak and he is NOT weak. Only a select few are higher than him-Whis, Vados, Grand, Zeno, etc-in terms or raw power and I REJECT the concept that one so powerful could be laid so low by someone as weak as the Supreme Kai dying.

I DO however, agree with some of you that Zeno is...well...he's not very intimidating.

I mean, for all we know he can transform or some-such but seriously...?

So may have taken steps to have him replaced.

Now hold the phone, don't get upset!

Who will it be?

*Grins*

Now its time for the disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING OF AKIRA TORIYAMA! OR TEAMSFOURSTAR! ALL CHARACTERS, QUOTES, AND RELATED LINES BELONG TO THEM AND THEM ALONE! I merely use them for literary purposes. The only thing I truly own is the new idea for this story!

Now...

...WHOSE READY FOR SOME ACTION?! WE COVER A LOT OF GROUND HERE!

Now, if we recall, we ended the last chapter with Naruto and Beerus going at it...

"Bow."

"Never."

"Then you'll die."

~Beerus and Naruto!

Where is Your God?

Buu coughed.

Her first realization that she still existed came in the knowledge that she could feel her arms and legs again. Her fingers. Toes. The rest of her proved swift to follow after that as she regained control of her extremities. A fleeting sense of weightlessness engulfed her mangled limbs as they slowly, painstakingly knitted themselves back together. Every cell ached in united agony, her chest rising and falling rapidly as her lungs remembered how to function once more, sucking down greedy gulps of air.

Next came the eyes, her brain forcibly restarting as vision returned to her, followed by sense, wisdom, words.

Realization of self.

So.

Not dead.

Which meant...

...and there was pain!

"Owowowowowow!" Jolting to her feet with a start, the immortal Majin clutched at her skull and hissed softly. "I! Am! Never! Doing! That! Again!"

Regenerating from near nothingness was not a feat she wished to repeat.

Rationality, Majin Buu-having absorbed some of the greatest minds mankind had to offer-understood just how close she'd come to extinction. She also knew how she'd survived; sheer instinct compelling her to jettison an infinitesmally small part of her seconds before Beerus obliterated her body. That single wisp of herself had laid dormant, lying in wait as all hell broke loose. Feeling the ebb and flow of the energies around it, quietly waiting until the moment was ripe t stike. Now, her childlike personality momentarily suppressed by the knowledge that what she faced was so beyond her abilities, the battered bubblegum beauty rose, turning a keen gaze on the horizon.

Perhaps it was her close brush with death, but she found herself actually capable of following the storm above.

Red vied violently with purple, the roars of two beasts trying their utmost to murder one another.

One of them would fall.

Naruto.

Beerus was so far and above she felt like a stupid girl trying to take down a mountain with nothing more than a stick. And the one with him...he was even stronger!

Distantly, she became aware of Naruto as well.

She could also feel his energy flagging, feel him drawing more and more strongly on his own life-force to supplement his faltering body. This new form, for all its incredible might, wasn't going to last much longer. It was just too energy intensive. Not to mention literally insane, if the feral growls were any indication. It wasn't going to be enough. In the beginning it might have, but for each blow he landed, each bruise inflicted, the raging Hakaishin only continued to raise his power. At this rate, her beloved's body would give out long before he could find a way to win.

But if Naruto couldn't beat him, then who?

No matter how strong he might have become, he was by no means a god, not yet.

There, only a few yards away and scattered across the lawn, were the answer.

Buu nearly sobbed in relief when she saw them there, waiting.

Seven glittering spheres, half-buried in the rubble.

It was almost too good to be true.

Then...she grinned.

It was all teeth.

Dark eyes snapped up to the horizon, watching those streaks of scarlet and violet snarling against one another in a clash without end.

Buu grinned, white teeth flashing in the dark as she started forwards toward her prize, limping ever so slightly.

"You want a Super Saiyan God, Beerus?" she hissed viciously. "I'll show you a Super Saiyan God!"

With that, she set about gathering-and preparing!-the Dragon Balls for what was to come.

Naruto just needed to hand in there a little while longer, now, somehow, someway.

"Hello, King Kai?" she began, issuing a telepathic request, "I need a favor...

(...Less Than A Mile Out...)

"DAMN YOU!"

Beerus rocketed out of the ruins of Capsule Corp, a deep purple aura engulfing his body as he streaked across the grief stricken sky of the city. A streak of golden crimson shot after him almost immediately, prompting a furious snarl from the God of Destruction and forcing him to hasten his pace, lest his pursuer catch him off guard. He was angry. No, beyond angry! Rage encapsulated itself in his heart like a blazing storm, suffusing his limbs with heat while his mind clamored for a solution that simply refused to present itself.

He knew, the moment he slowed, that thing would be on him again.

A beast that dod not, would not, despite his efforts, stay down!

Because against all odds, it was pressuring him.

HIM!

Of all people!

That last blast required considerable power on his part merely to survive and the fact that he'd been pushed this far at all was absolutely, positively galling. It was his own fault for holding back, really, but how was he to know this crazy fox would go berserk?! His right arm continued to bleed profusely, an irate reminder of the grievous injury the bereaved blond had dealt him. If he used the full might, surely this farce would end, but the idea that he had to do so against a mortal!? Absurd!

"Ara, is he pressuring you, Beerus-sama?" Whis called from his perch atop a shattered spire. "Perhaps I should step in, hmm?"

The feline deity colored deeply and ground to a halt in the stormy sky, forgetting all about the red streak at his back.

"N-No!" he sputtered. "I have this completely under con-URK!"

"MINE!"

Whis paid no attention to the feline's startled squawk and sounds of a struggle behind him. Instead, he focused intently on his sushi as Naruto used one of his many tails to hurl his ward to the ground. Oh, my! This was turning out to be quite the show! He couldn't remember the last time someone had actually made Beerus fight with anything resembling his true strength, much less actually inflicted anything resembling an injury on his personage. Sometimes even the mighty needed to be humbled these days, lest they forget there was always someone stronger. Better to have said someone ever present, rather than a distant reminder like the Omni-King.

Besides, it was more than a little amusing, watching him struggle.

Alas, truly a pity they had to destroy the planet at all.

Such delicious delicacies~!

"Gah!"

Beerus snarled without sense, struggling mightily against the crimson tail wrapped around his throat, fingers gripping the surprisingly flexible appendage even as it tried to choke the life out of him. He'd managed to cut two of them away but for each of the nine he severed, two more grew in their place! Spirits, how do you fight against something like this, oi?! Already, he could see his opponent readying another blast in the distance-a clawed hand beckoning-crooking, channeling wind into his palm, a shrieking sphere steadily expanding there as he looked on.

Whis whistled softly.

"Well, now. I haven't seen an attack like that in a while!"

Beerus was of a slightly different mind on the matter.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Oh fucking hell.

That looked painful.

Terribly, awfully painful indeed.

"Do you expect me to stand there and take it?!"

With a roar like thunder itself, the Hakaishin brought fifty percent of his maximum-a previously unheard amount-to bear and swiped at the thrashing tail holding him, severing it with a blade of explosive energy. Naruto yelped and recoiled explosively. He slowed, but may as well have been pushing daisies at him for tall the damage his attack left. Still, it was enough for Beerus to close the distance, rocketing forward over the ground in a violet streak of raging ki, tail cracking like a whip behind him.

The he lashed out.

Hard.

Naruto to his credit, nearly kept up; ducking the tail and lashing out with three of his own. To his disbelief Beerus simply vanished, the crimson tails arcing harmlessly through an afterimage. A faint whisper in the air is his only warning and he turns, fangs bared.

He never saw the purple fist snap out until it found his face.

Then he slammed backwards into the ground, tails and all, careening head over heels until the world was little more than a mottled black blur in the back of his mind. Dimly, he became dimly aware of a large welt rising on the right side of his face whilst he tumbled, but there was no recollection of the Hakaishin's attack anymore in his memory. Fast! Too fast. He hadn't seen anything, only felt his nose shatter and then he was gone. It sent a flicker of sense sparking to life in his battle rage.

'Okay. He hit me really hard. Hard enough that I can think a-WHAT THE FUCK."

Blue eyes bulged as a shadow fell over him, effortlessly matching his rapid velocity. Widen, golden eyes glared down at him. Narrowed. Then his mind switched off and his body reacted on its own, twisting in mid-lunge, raising a forearm to block as Beerus struck out with his heel and drove him into the earth. Soil snarled angrily at his back, yet, the true pain came not from that impact, but from his left shoulder. For a fleeting moment, he was almost able to bite his tongue, ride out the wave...

PainpainpainpainpainpaiblindingagonyhurtsmakeitSTOP!

Flesh and skin are pulverized by the blow, bone mangled and twisted, unable to withstand the force. Unable to function any longer. His shoulder, what's left of it, is barely hanging on at all, little more than a tenderized piece of meat attached to him by a ragged strip of flesh. Dead flesh. It won't heal in time. He knows this. Realizes it. Need to make room for the new. No choice. His good hand closes around what remains of his shoulder. Tightens.

Yanks.

Flesh tears, lips part of their own volition, and he screams.

"SHIIIIIIIIT!"

Naruto curled inward as his body shuddered, fighting the urge to cry out-even as he felt his regeneration take over. Bone burst from the wound, followed Beerus snapped into existence again and would've taken his head, if not for the tails. Nine furry, muscled appendages moved of their own will to protect their master, forming a cocoon of warm energy between him and the furious God of Destruction. An old memory plucks at him, a memory of commanding a larger body with these very tails, of the attack he'd made, an attack without equal.

Bijudama.

Locked in the dark, Naruto grins.

And the Beast came howling back to the fore.

Beerus struck out again, parting the tails, but this time Naruto was ready. Even as the extra appendages retreated he stomped down, kicking up a wave of dirt into the Hakaishin's face. Then he seized his tail and gave a mighty wrench, ripping Beerus off the ground and swinging with all his might. The feline had all of an instant to cry out in surprise then he found himself flung him away from the. No real damage was done, but it did give the blond a welcome breather, time to reclaim his footing.

Time enough to open his mouth.

Beerus has half a heartbeat to see the sphere of black light swelling before the shinobi's face, to know his own peril. Too late, he realizes what's about to happen. Red and blue collide. Burst.

Ignite.

"Oh, shi-

And then the air ignites as though struck by flint.

THOOM!

(...On The Other Side of the Planet ...)

"Are you out of your mind, woman?!"

Silently, she wondered if Naruto would be angry if she turned Vegeta into candy.

Hmm.

Probably best not to risk it.

But was she truly out of her gourd?

Majin Buu actually wondered about that.

In theory she shouldn't have a mind at the moment, yet somehow she still retained all the overwhelming knowledge and wisdom of everyone she'd ever absorbed-even after being blasted apart. It also begged the question of her newfound strength. She wasn't a saiyan by any stretch of the imagination, so why was she stronger after being blasted to atoms and reforming? They were clear on the other side of the planet and she could still feel the battle. That last explosion just now had been particularly menacing. And as she was the only one who could actually sense what was going on it hadn't been difficult to convince the others to follow her in this.

Except for a certainly prickly vegetable.

Heh. Vegeta. Vege-ta-ble.

Meh, semantics.

Shaking off her childish humor, the Majin returned her attention to the seven shining spheres at her feet. Naruto had always told her she defaulted to jokes in time of stress. Perhaps he was right. She didn't know how else to be. As a majin she was a being of pure emotion, dark and light tangled up inside her like a twisted, gnarled root. It wasn't in her nature to plan, yet she'd done so anyway. All thoughts of facing Beerus head on were eradicated by the memory of her near death. She never wanted to come that close again. For a fleeting instant, she'd actually known oblivion.

And if this failed, she would known oblivion once more.

The thought was chilling.

"Do you really think this will work?" Piccolo inquired.

Buu offered a tiny, wan smile.

"I hear heaven's nice this time of year."

Eighteen groaned.

"Well, that's encouraging."

Everyone had looked at her as though she were mad when she told them she wanted to bring them back to earth. Moreso when she insisted to summon Shenron. Of course he couldn't do anything to stop Beerus. That wasn't her intention. Naruto had once told her that the great dragon knew all there was to know. Now, she was about to put that to the test. If anyone knew what a Super Saiyan God was or how to summon one, then it would be the damn dragon.

It had to be the damn dragon or else they were all going to die.

Part two of her mad little plan consisted of ferreting Goku and Broly-a surprisingly good combination that-to Namek to gather the Namekian Dragonballs. Just in case the much-vaunted Porunga knew anything. And hey, having an extra three wishes could only come in handy. Never hurt to put your eggs in more than one basket these days-

"Erm...hello? Hello?" a sharp, nasally voice interjected itself into her thoughts. "Is this thing on? Are you there, Buu?"

"Yes, King Kai, and as I told you, I prefer Lamp." she replied, touching a finger to her head. "All set on your end?"

"Yup! Goku and Broly just finished gathering the balls. We're about to start the summoning."

"Great!" the majin beamed. "Be ready on my signal, Big Blue!"

...for the love of ME stop calling me that!"

"What?" a frown. "Why?"

"Because it stinks!"

"Hey! My nicknames are AWESOME. Just ask Big Green!"

Piccolo made a choking sound.

A distant quake answered, followed by a roar heard round the world.

"NO MORE! I AM DONE PLAYING!"

Samui swore.

"I think Naruto just pissed God off!"

"You think?!"

"Fine!" Buu growled. "If that damn cat wants a Super Saiyan God, we'll give him one! Ready?!"

Vegeta bristled slightly, once more reminded just how utterly Beerus outclassed them.

"I still don't see the point in asking the damn dragon about any of this-

"Too bad, vegetable! This is the plan! Win or die! Off we go~!"

Raising her arms, she intoned in a sharp voice:

"ARISE! SHENRON!"

(...?...)

"I am not amused."

Beerus wasn't angry. No. Not at all. Not even a little. He told himself this had nothing to do with missing most of his right ear; oh, no, not at all. Nothing to do with his pride being in tatters. Nor the burns covering his arms. Or even the fact that his outfit had been ruined and Whis was probably laughing at him. None of that mattered, he tried to tell himself. He was a rock, the eternal shore, all emotion would break against him and be scattered to the -

Okay, screw it.

He was pissed to all hell!

This battle had dragged on entirely too long for his liking, his patience stretched to his limits.

No more.

His sole consolation came in the realization that the Beast looked just as bad as him. Having sustained massive trauma from his own attack, Naruto's chest rose and fell in great heaving gasps, greedily sucking down air. Of the nine tails he'd once wielded, there were now only four-no, three now, as the fourth dissolved into scarlet streamers of ki. He could deal with three.

"You!" he growled, flinging a finger forward! "What kind of monster are you?!"

"Does it matter?" Naruto coughed blood, tilting his head. "If it means protecting my family, I'll become whatever I have to be to take you down."

With a howl, he lunged forwards!

"Even the devil himself!"

"Well said!"

The Beast-he'd long since stopped thinking of this saiyan as anything remotely human-roared at him and batted his hand aside before thundering a fist home into Beerus's cheek. A tooth wriggled loose in his mouth, then came flying out entirely as the blond completed his revolution, driving clenched knuckles home in a rising haymaker. He wasn't sure which he despised more; getting his ass handed to him by a raging monster, or a thinking one who'd nearly atomized him a few minutes ago.

And yet despite all that-in spite of his injuries-his power still continued to rise the longer they fought!

What manner of mad potential did he have to absorb "that world" of power into his body?!

'This is getting far too dangerous. I have to end him! Now!'

Naruto kicked off first, lunging across the ruined earth to strike at him. Leading with a hand, Beerus swatted his assault aside and struck out with his tail, only for the bond to drop flat against the soil and lash out with both legs, scissoring him off the ground. Beerus slapped a hand against the rubble even as felt his world spin, saw the blade of ki arching up to meet his exposed limb, the hammerfist swinging down at his head. Two decisions present themselves, neither appealing in their decision.

Move and risk a potentially crippling blow?

Or stay and sacrifice part of his arm.

Lose a limb? To this beast?!

Something snapped.

"NO MORE! I AM DONE PLAYING!"

Black skies, lightning all around them as the deity roared.

Neither noticed.

The full might of his aura flung Naruto away, denying the blond a chance for his crippling blow.

When Naruto bounded at him again, Beerus lashed out with nothing less than his full might. Nothing was held back. His heel smashed through the blond's guard, paving the way for taut fingers to surge forward, fingers clenched in a taut point of pain. It proved more than enough. Delivering the decisive blow through the blond's chest, he twisted the limb, driving it inward until it speared out the man's back in a shower of torn flesh and bone. Almost immediately he was rewarded with a gasp and a wet squelching sound...followed by a rather startling lack of blood. Odd. Didn't mortals bleed? He distinctly remembered them bleeding.

So why wasn't the Beast bleeding?

Naruto flashed a bloodied grin up at him then, eyes narrowing to pale violet slits.

Firm fingers closed around his arm, holding fast.

"You know, "Naruto drawled, pausing to give a hacking cough, "Earthlings have a saying."

"Turnabout is fair play."

Poof.

Beerus had all of an instant to realize he was currently holding a clone made of little more than smoke.

Which meant...!

'Ohhhhhhh that cheeky little dickwaffle-

A horrible shriek burst into his ears a heartbeat later.

Say what you would about Beerus, but he really knew how to appreciate a technique. There was a certain finesse to it all; rather than just throwing blasts around like a madman. When you were a god you learned to appreciate the finer things, the greatest of delicacies, the strongest of moves and...and...and...

Huh.

That was close.

Really close, actually

WAAAAAAAY TOO CLOSE!

Then the Rasenshuriken hit him head on.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh~!"

Raw agony the like of which he'd never known ripped through the God of Destruction's body, paralyzing him as he came under attack from every angle. His very existence rejected the assault so utterly that his mind threatened to shut down. This attack was a God Killer. He could think of nothing else to describe it. Something that attacked you on the cellular level, a move meant to wipe you out so utterly that you'll be little more than a stain by the end of the day. Already he can feel himself breaking, falling apart-

"Ara, I think that's quite enough."

And then Whis was simply there, interposing himself into the raging blast, batting it away from Beerus with a contemptuous backhand. The Rasenshuriken-what little remained of it-shrieked away into the atmosphere, its whining keen growing more and more distant as it reaches the stratosphere. Then, finally, just before it cleared earth altogether-

THOOM!

Naruto balked, watching the distant explosion obliterate the clouds.

"How...How did you...

"No, no, no. None of that."

Whis didn't even have to move.

A glance was all it took and a torrent of blood answered him.

Then his transformation fell apart.

He'd held it-for the most fleeting of moments, he brushed that other world of power with his fingertips, and marveled at it. Perhaps it was the blood he'd accidentally ingested, that small pound of flesh he'd ripped from Beerus's arm in a fit of rage.

This was the realm he'd sensed during his deepest meditations, a strength he'd never known.

For a heartbeat he'd actually tapped into it.

Then the power guttered out inside of him all at once, obliterating energy mortal and divine both, leaving his body feeling hollow, heart hammering and his lungs burning. His entire body screamed at him, united in an agonizing, singular pain so intense that it nearly blinded him. When the rush of heat subsided, he found himself on his hands and knees, choking on nothing. His body dry-heaved depositing the remains of what'd once been his lunch in a messy heap on the floor even as he convulsed.

"What the hell?" he rasped. "Not now! Don't give out on me now...!"

He soon found he had other concerns.

"I can't stop...have to...have to beat him...

That was all he managed before he vomited blood and collapsed. Blue eyes glowered up at Beerus, despite his body's inability to move.

"Well." Whis blinked. "This has been interesting. Shall we finish up, Lord Beerus?"

Beerus bristled.

"I know, I know! Jeez, don't rush me!"

The God of Destruction raised a hand in turn.

"Sorry, but I'll be destroying your planet, now. No hard feelings, I trust?"

Naruto's only response was a growl.

"Damnit!"

Beerus understood his plight. The seething inferno of fire in his heart had long since cooled, frozen into a glacial burg of cold respect. He hated that he'd been made a fool. But, there was also admiration. For a fleeting instant there, at the end, he'd been forced to use all of his might. And even then the blond had managed to trick him, nearly get in a finishing blow. For that at least, he would grant him a quick and painless death. Him, and then this planet. Then he'd get his mangled ear and tail patched up.

Then he would move on.

It was for the best.

"Alright, then...

A dark sphere of purple ki roared to life in his hand, ready to end all-

"Stop!"

Incredulous, Beerus actually complied.

Golden eyes turned towards the source of the voice. Blinked.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

Then they narrowed.

Strange.

Hadn't he killed her?

The Hakaishin found himself staring at someone who should by rights be dead. What was her name again...ah! Buu. The infuriating woman who had denied him his delectable dairy treat. Yes, he distinctly remembered smashing her to atoms when she refused to give him pudding. The thought still irritated him beyond words. Ah! PUDDING! This was all her fault! He'd never know the glorious deliciousness of it because of her! Hmm. Perhaps he ought to destroy her again for that, just to teach her a lesson...?

"And why should I?" he called back.

Buu grinned merrily.

"Here."

With a lazy flick of the wrist, she tossed something at him. At first he half-expected a ki blast bu no, a small cup landed in his hand instead, complete with a silver spoon. So fascinated was he by it, that he almost failed to noticed a blue blur shoot past his foot and snatch up Naruto. Meh. Didn't matter. He'd die soon enough. Still, his curiosity was piqued. A pudding cup? Why in blazes were they giving him this? Did they really think the promise of food would be enough to dissuade him?

"Go ahead!" Buu called back. "Try it. You won't be disappointed!"

Reluctantly, he complied, peeling back the wrapper and dipping his spoon into the soft gelatinous substance. Gently, he scooped it up and placed it in his mouth. Tasted it. Swallowed. Golden eyes bulged as a delectable sensation flooded his tongue, filling his mouth with...

'Delicious~!'

He devoured the rest greedily, only to find that it refilled itself the moment his spoon his lifted to his teeth. Gaping,

"It doesn't run out?! What sorcery is this?!"

"Good." she nodded, antennae bobbing. "Hope you like it. We wasted a wish on that."

Whis frowned thoughtfully.

"Wait, wish...?"

"So, are you going to leave, now?" Buu inquired.

"I'm afraid not." Beerus frowned. "I've come to far to simply leave after this. Thanks for the pudding, though." Halfheartedly he palmed he ever-refilling cup to Whis and raised his hand once more. "I'll be destroying you again, now. Count yourself lucky."

Surprisingly, the Majin grinned at that.

"Plan B, then. God of Destruction...

It was all teeth.

...meet our Super Saiyan God."

Beerus stiffened sharply.

"Heee~eey."

A soft snap of instant movement alerted the Hakaishin of Whis's retreat. That, and the newfound presence looming directly behind him. In the next instant, a burning red aura engulfed his vision. A divine aura. A godly aura. That was enough to excite him by itself, but the raw power he felt emanating from the man tempered his expectations, somewhat. He was looking at a great giant of a man; a being who eclipsed him in size many times in sheer muscle mass, and stature. Someone he distinctly remembered tossing aside as though they were no more than an ant. But this was no ant. This was a God.

In the end, only two words came to mind, but he couldn't bring himself to speak them.

Broly painstakingly cracked his knuckles and grinned, red eyes gleaming.

"Hello, little man."

'I've blundered.'

The God of Destruction had half a heartbeat to realize this, as well as exactly what-who!-he was looking at before the Legendary Super Saiyan's fist filled his vision and thundered into his face. Then his world shattered in a kaleidoscope of pain and hurtled away and upward into the distance at light-speed, like a skipping stone flung across the water. Thankfully, a skyscraper broke his fall before he could reach escape velocity. Shame about the offices, though.

Total loss, that.

Pulling himself over a broken desk, Beerus lazily scanned the horizon, only to realize he couldn't even find that. For the world was consumed in a strange, emerald-green haze, one that blocked his vision utterly. Now, that didn't make any sense. Oh. It probably had something to do with the massive energy sphere bearing down on him.

"Are you kidding me?!"

A deep, rumbling roar answered him.

"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!"

A/N: Didn't see that coming, did ya? Naruto lost. He put up a damned good fight but in the end, he lost. He can't win 'em all folks. Stubborness can only get you so far.

AND BROLY IS THE SUPER SAIYAN GOD THIS TIME AROUND. But he won't be the only one, not for long at all...

And I AM BACK! WHAT IS GOING ON?! Surprise, that's what! Also! THIS! THIS is what happens when you give a certifiable genius access to BOTH sets of dragonballs and plenty of time to plot. Now remember, in this story, there are a LOT more saiyans than in the events of canon. In case you've forgotten, I'll list them, in addition to the Atsui, Akatane, Hinata, Zel, Bolt (Infant) Zangya's as-of-yet unnamed son, as well as Broly and HIS two children. If you want to get technical there's Tarble as well and since Buu and co. had FIVE wishes to play with-four considering the request to Shenron-and I'm sure you can see where this is going.

In short, pretty damn sure that's enough for more than one ritual. Now, before anyone argues that Broly doesn't have a pure heart, I say this. He's had a good deal of time to mellow out since the events of his first appearance. He is firmy in the GOOD guy category.

And there you have it! So...in the immortal words of Atlas...

...Would You Kindly Review the story of this humble man? And enjoy the previews! Sorry for the confusion, but SHEER CHAOS occurs next chapter. Didn't want to squeeze everything in here all at once, SO ENJOY THE PREVIEW! Its something I think we've all be looking forward to as we vault into DRAGONBALL SUPER. Guess at what happens! Am I being serious or not, here?

(Omakes/Previews?)

"We meet again!"

Naruto yawned.

"Oh, go away, Cell. I'm not in the mood for your shit. Lemme guess. You spent the last year training and you're golden now like Frieza, too? Neat."

"I..but...you...

"Sorry, I've got diapers to change, ya know. Come back on the weekend."

The eptiome of perfection twitched.

"DON'T IGNORE ME DAMNIT!"

R&R! =D