OH MY GOD DIAMOND DAYS! SQUEEEE XD XD XD
So I guess we know now what the injectors inject to make loyal sentient gems. Diamond sweat.
So are Blue, Pink and Yellow from Whites sweat?
Jungle Moon
The audience is still stunned from the previous episode, which hasn't changed upon watching Stevonnie's ship fall towards a moon in space.
As Stevonnie tries to regain control of the Star Skipper Lars contacts them on the communicator.
Lars: That did it! Emerald is on the run!
Stevonnie: Lars! We're hit! Nothing's working!
Lars: Wha-Hold on! What is your course? I'll try to intercept-
The connection is suddenly cut off and the screen disappears.
Which only makes the room more scared.
Stevonnie: Lars? What is wrong with you, ship?
The screens on the ship display warnings everywhere while beeping.
"Everything!" Sour Cream shouts
Stevonnie: Oh, pretty much everything. Well, at least the display works.
The display suddenly disappears.
Stevonnie: Downer!
"DOWNER!? Is that all you have to say!?" Kiki asks horrified.
"I'm pretty sure that was Stevens side." Greg says.
The ship goes down into a nearby planet.
Ronaldo pulls out his phone, this could be his chance to see any non-gem aliens.
Stevonnie: I can't pull up, we're gonna crash!
Stevonnie looks up and braces for impact as the ship crashes into a tree.
Debris falls down and Stevonnie rolls down in Steven's bubble, safe.
Priyanka almost faints, Doug himself sighs in great relief.
Greg wipes away his cold sweat.
The rest of the room is feeling better as well.
The bubble pops, Stevonnie walks around.
Stevonnie: Oh boy. Where are we now? Uh, hello? Anyone out there? Anyone at all?
A large flower blooms from a bud, surprising them.
Kiki gasps.
"Alien plant!"
"Dont go near it, it could contain neurotoxins!" Priyanka shouts.
Stevonnie: Okay, we're fine. I'm fine. I'll find the ship's radio and Lars will pick us right up. Whoa...
Stevonnie looks up at a planet in the sky. It is broken and baren with massive chunks missing from its surface.
The room looks in horror and amazement.
"What happened there?" Peedee asks.
"It looks almost like the earth colony did." Kiki says. "You know from the moon base when Peridot showed them what earth was supposed to look like if Rose hadnt stopped Pink."
Greg shifts uncomfortably.
"The episode is called Jungle Moon." The intercom reminded them.
Now everyone was curious.
Stevonnie then notices a piece of the ship containing the communicator buzzing.
Stevonnie: The cockpit! Hello?! This is Star Skipper calling Sun Incinerator. It's Stevonnie! Steven and Connie? We're stranded. We need help! Come on! Don't leave me here!
The radio stops humming and powers off.
"No no no..." Doug says.
Stevonnie: What do we do now? That was our best chance. We can't fix the radio, the ship's beyond hope, no one knows where we are. What do we do?!
Suddenly, they hear a sound from the bushes.
In time, they activate Steven's shield to defend against a beetle-like creature who they throw off.
The room gasps.
"I-Is that..." Kiki said lost for words.
"ALIEN!" Ronaldo shouted. "I mean I always knew the gems were aliens but ACTUAL ALIENS!"
Stevonnie is amazed as well.
Stevonnie: An alien.
The beatle hisses and jumps towards them, but Stevonnie uses Rose's Sword to cut it in half in midair.
The two halves of the creature fall towards the ground, but the half with the head grows legs.
The creature hisses at them again before jumping back into the bushes.
Stevonnie: Uh... glad they're okay! ...Wait. If life can thrive here, then so can I. I've just got to hold out until Lars finds me. Until then... we survive.
Stevonnie says sticking her sword into the other half of the beatle and holding it up.
"Ew, I hope they arent going to eat that." Jamie says.
"You do what you must to survive in the wild." Sadie says.
"This is fine, Connie will be fine." Priyanka says to herself worryingly. "She's basically an adult now, she has the powers of the Universe boy and Lars is going to find her eventually. Wait they already found her, this is the past."
Cut to a montage of Stevonnie walking around on the planet.
They cut through a forest and use a grappling hook to pick some fruit from a tree.
They also go to a river and drink some water along with another creature, it sprays water at her and they laugh.
Finally, they pull a cloth tied to a stick onto the crater as a cover and are later seen shaving their face with a sword.
"See? They are surviving." Greg said to the Maheshwaran's.
"They really should have made sure that the food and water there was safe before consumption." Ronaldo said.
"How? They dont have testing equipment." Ms. Smiley says.
"I taught Connie various smells that would indicate poisonous or toxic substances." Dr. Maheshwaran says confidently.
Later that morning Stevonnie is kneeling down with her hand out, looking conflicted arguing with her halves.
Stevonnie: Come on, we have to, we're out of energy bars!...
We see that Stevonnie is conflicted over eating a small bird like creature.
...But it's so cute!...But we need the protein for a healthy diet... There has to be another way! We can just take the fruit! Fruit's good!
"It is kinda cute." Sadie says begrudgingly.
"Im guessing Stevens the one that doesnt wanna eat it." Greg says.
A much bigger bird rolls from behind Stevonnie. It roars and they scream, running down a hill.
"GAH! I take it thats the mother!" Doug says.
"Oh boy..." Greg says nervously.
They look up and see a tower in the distance and run towards it as the creature follows them.
They squeeze through the nearly closed doors and hide until the creature is unable to get in.
"Oh thank goodness." Priyanka says.
"Why is there a tower there?" Doug asks.
"Wait...jungle MOON. Tower?" Sadie says making a few connections. "Broken planet."
She looks at Kiki and Ronaldo who seem to be thinking the same thing.
Stevonnie: Phew. Have I-been here before. No, that's ridiculous. Well. Guess I'm camping here tonight.
At night Stevonnie makes herself a small blue fire and a hammock.
Stevonnie: Finally. Goodnight Stevonnie. Goodnight, Stevonnie. Sweet... dreams.
Dream sequence
Stevonnie is shown moving up through a pink carpet and they look around.
They are in Connies living room, but really tiny.
"Oh Connie must be dreaming about being home."Doug says.
"Why is she so small though?" Priyanka asks.
"You are going to love this bit." The intercom says chucking.
Stevonnie: W-What? I'm... home?
The ground shakes as "normal sized" doctor Priyanka Maheshwaran rises from the floor talking on her phone.
Dr. Maheswaran: You were told to be prepared cycles ago. There will be no more excuses. Get it done. And don't expect me to look kindly upon this transgression. Embark at once.
"Huh?" The real Priyanka says confused by her portrayal.
"Hmmm."
"What is it Sadie?" Kiki asks.
"She sounds different in the dream, and the way she's speaking. I just cant pin point who."
Stevonnie: Mom? What is she talking about?
Dr. Maheswaran: Yes I know there's organic life on the surface, it's an invasion.
"Organic life?" "Invasion?" "What?" People say.
Stevonnie: Hey mom! What are you talking about?
"Dr. Maheshwaran" ignores her.
Dr. Maheswaran: You will stick to my orders and you will destroy them!
Stevonnie: Hm. I hate it when she ignores me.
"Is that what Connie thinks of me?" Priyanka says hurt.
"No no," Doug says holding his wifes hand. "Im sure its just a dream thing."
Dr. Maheswaran: No. No. I will not repeat myself.
Stevonnie jumps on the couch, to a coffee table, then floats up to the window's edge.
Stevonnie: Hey mom!
Dr. Maheswaran: Hm. That is simply unacceptable. Well, you'll have to remember, won't you?
Stevonnie jumps onto her coat and climbs up to her shoulder.
As she climbs yellow saucers are seen flying in the sky.
The room is confused, but Sadie, Kiki and Ronaldo gasp in realization, they knew who "Dr. Maheshwaran" really was in this dream.
Dr. Maheswaran: The dullness of this exchange tires me. Just land the dropships and do your pathetic job for once. Or I'll shatter you and your crew myself.
Stevonnie: Hey mom, what are you doing?!
"Shatter?" Jamie asks.
Dr. Maheswaran opens her eyes, revealing them to be yellow diamonds.
The room screams.
"Thats not doctor M! Thats Yellow Diamond!" Vidalia yells.
"Please tell me thats not what Connie thinks of me." Priyanka says dreary.
"Look at her phone!" Ronaldo shouts noticing the silhouette of a gem resembling the "centipeedle" in her original form and the caller ID saying "Nephrite XJCUT1763". He makes a note while crossing out Jade and Emerald from his list "Potential Centipeedle Options."
She looks at Stevonnie for a second before setting her down.
Dr. Maheswaran: Honey, please. Give me a moment.
When Stevonnie is on the floor we see a Yellow Diamond-Dr. Maheshwaran fusion with Yellows body and helmet with Priyanka's face and hair, sitting on a giant throne looking at monitors. Stevonnie looks around and sees spaceships heading towards a planet in the sky. They were on a diamond moon base, and Yellow was colonizing.
"I do not like this!" Priyanka shouts up at the ceiling. The intercom chuckles.
"I am so confused by what is happening." Jenny says. "Is this like some kind of subconscious thing or like a flashback thingy?"
"Both." Says the intercom. "This was a moon base once, and these two are now going to be recreating a actual event that happened there a long time ago. But with Connie's mother representing Yellow Diamond and Stevonnie. Well...you'll see."
"Wait so that thing in the sky..." Buck began. "That was this planet in the flash back before the invasion?"
Everyone looks around horrified. The colony didnt even last, its like once things went down hill Yellow just went to the next one leaving the planet completely destroyed without even gems there.
"Thank you Space goddess." Vidalia says. Again.
"You have no idea how accurate that phrase is." Says the intercom, again chucking. "I cant wait to show you A Single Pale Rose. Hmmm, Maybe ill show that to you next instead of Your Mother and Mine? I dont know."
Stevonnie: Whoa, cool! Yelloooow! Hey Yellow!
Yellow Diamond: Oh, you're still here.
Stevonnie: What are you doing?
Yellow Diamond: I'm commanding the dropships to colonize this planet.
Stevonnie: I wanna command a dropship!
Yellow Diamond: Well, when you have your own colony, you can command whatever you want.
Stevonnie: I want a colony!
"Hmm Stevonnie, or rather the individual Stevonnie is portraying, seems rather childish. I wonder..." Ronaldo was thinking.
Yellow ignores "Stevonnie" and hits the diamond signals on the panel, going White-Yellow-Blue-Pink-White.
"So Whites first, last and always huh?" Sour Cream says.
Stevonnie: I want one now!...What's this?
Yellow Diamond: I'm contacting the leader of the fleet.
Stevonnie: Let me do it!
She starts pressing buttons on the screen but Yellow Diamond grabs her arm.
Yellow Diamond: Don't touch that!
Stevonnie: Why not? You have so many worlds and I don't even have one! It's not fair! I want one!
Stevonnie starts stomping her foot down while throwing her tantrum.
More people in the audience were confused with who Stevonnie was supposed to be, while the smarter people (Kiki and Sadie) were gasping and holding onto their seats realizing who "Stevonnie" was. The key words being "One" and "Colony".
Meanwhile Greg, who had also guessed, was somewhat amused by the way "Stevonnie" used to act.
I want my own army! I want my own planet! I deserve it! I'm just as important as you!
Yellow Diamond: Then why don't you act like it, Pink?!
The room screams.
"PINK!" Mr. Smiley said Gasping. "SHE CALLED HER PINK!"
"Woah, that was how Pink Diamond was." Buck says.
"Kinda a brat." Jenny says.
"Hey, that brat nearly killed the earth." Kofi says making Greg uncomfortable again.
Stevonnie walks away, holding their arm, angry.
They approach a window and their fist clenches.
The room screams in glee and shock as we finally see what Pink Diamond used to look like in the reflection. She was much smaller than Yellow, with pink poofy hair and wearing a ballerina like pink dress. Her gem was on her naval and was your typical round diamond shape but upside down, like on beach cities dollar bills.
"AHHH!"
"PINK DIAMOND! WE FINALLY SEE PINK DIAMOND!"
"Must...have...for...blog..." Ronaldo says taking pictures.
"So...was Pink a runt?" Jenny asks.
"She need more fish." nanefua says.
"PINK DI..." Jamie faints.
Pink Diamond is seen through their reflection and the hand punches the glass smashing it.
Awake
Stevonnie suddenly wakes up from the dream, falling out of the hammock on the ground.
Stevonnie: Whoa! Steven, what was that?...Diamonds. I'm having Diamond dreams again. But, why now? Why here?...
They look up and sees a mural of Yellow Diamond.
Stevonnie: No way. This is just like the Moon Base orbiting Earth.
"Yeah..." Peedee says.
They climb up another open window to the top, and notice the area was similar to the dream.
Stevonnie sees the destroyed planet in the sky, walks over to the broken window, then to Yellows throne.
Stevonnie: Whoa...That must have been a colony. Wait a second. Pink Diamond was here. Oh! And Yellow!...
Stevonnie pulls the monitor toward her.
...I hope this thing still works. Hmm.
Stevonnie presses the diamond symbols on the working monitor the same way she saw Yellow do so in the dream.
"Great! Contact Lars." Dante says.
Stevonnie scrolls through images on the monitor, including: Details of the bird aliens, plans for construction, a selfie of Yellow Pearl with Yellow Diamond in the background, and finally a live feed of the sun incinerator.
Stevonnie: Ooh...Nope...Nuh-uh...Uhh yikes!
They say in response to the selfie.
Jenny cant help but chuckle with Vidalia.
...it's Lars's ship!
They click on the screen and it opens a communicator to Lars.
The room cheers.
"NOW GET THEM!" Priyanka screams.
Lars: Keep searching! We're not giving up on them, no matter what!
Stevonnie: Lars! Hey Lars! Hey!
Lars: There you are! We've been looking all over for you!
Stevonnie: Oh my gosh Lars, it's so good to see you!
Lars: Send cords to their signal! It's good to see you too.
Stevonnie: Thanks, Lars.
Suddenly on the glass, they see the bird-like creature from yesterday crawl on the glass, looking down at them, growling.
"No no no!" Doug and Greg say together worryingly.
Stevonnie: Hello, bird blob. My old friend.
The creature roars and starts breaking the glass with its beak.
Now everyone gasps in horror.
Stevonnie: Lars, hurry! We've got company!
The creature turns to see the ship heading down.
Lars: What the heck is that?
Stevonnie: I don't know, but it's not here to play nice.
Lars: Charge the blasters!
The ship fires blasters and the creature crawls up the glass and jumps, flying away. Stevonnie sighs in relief as the ship stops.
The room cheers, the Maheshwaran's and Mr. Universe sigh in relief.
"Oh thank goodness." Priyanka says.
"Thank our boy." Martha says holding Dante.
Lars: Hah! Looks like we just saved your butts! Let's get you up here and back home through my head.
Stevonnie: Yeah... I think I'm ready to go home.
The episode ends with Stevonnie getting off the chair and looking at the broken window.
"Wow..." Sadie says. "We've seen some great episodes, but wow."
"I cant believe we saw Pink Diamond!" Kiki says.
"Now it is time to vote." Says the intercom.
"Vote on what?" Kofi asks.
"What episode to show next. Your Mother and Mine, or Cant go Back. I mean I would show the former first but it seems kind of pointless at this point considering new information we learn later, especially in Single Pale Rose and Now Were Only Falling Apart. Or course what do I know. Its your choice audience..."
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