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Sorry for not updating so regularly, it's hard to access the internet right now :( Anyways, thanks to:

Ennaline

ZenaraTheDragon

THE BACON NINJA WITH WINGS (love the name!)

The Linn

To The Tardis

SunnySmile1234

the storme (who knows why Rory is there?)

andherestograce

Wholockedizbest

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"Do I have to?"

"The Doctor has to win, so yes, Jack. Yes, you do."

"But I'll be totally humiliated!"

Donna rolled her eyes.

"So? Do it!"

"Yeah, do it," Rory echoed.

"You aren't even supposed to be here!" Jack cried, agitated.

"So? I'm gonna be here till Amy comes home from her Other Man, Mr. Bowtie."

"What?" Donna and Jack asked in confusion.

"Doesn't matter. Now do it, old chap! Take one for the team."

Jack groaned and nodded. "Fine! Bloody fine. I'll have a TARDIS flying contest."

"Yay!"

Jack just rolled his eyes.

An hour later, Donna, Martha, Jack, Rose, the Doctor and Rory were all gathered in the console room.

"Prepare to lose! To fail epically! To be forever humiliated! To... die! Of embarrassment!"

Jack shoved his fingers in his ears and glared at the Doctor.

"La la la la, I can't hear you!"

"Wait, that's the Doctor?" Rory said to Donna. "Bloody hell! I have to get out of here-"

"I am the Doctor!" The Doctor thundered, sweeping across the room. "The Last Of The Timelords, Oncoming Storm, Dalek Conqueror, Of Awesome Hair, Best Banana Bop 2007, President of the I Hate Pears Club, Shiver, The Stuff Of Legends and many, many more!"

"Hey, you won the Banana Bop? Impressive," Donna said. "I got kicked out after the first round."

The Doctor puffed his chest out.

"Indeed I did."

"Don't forget Rose Tyler's Best Friend," Rose said sweetly, taking his hand. He beamed at her.

"Never! The most important of all!"

They grinned dopily at each other.

"Okay, people!' Martha yelled. "Let's get this started!"

Jack skulked over to the controls.

"You have five minutes to take us to as many places as possible."

Martha started the stop-watch.

The TARDIS shook and landed five times.

"Not bad," Rory said. "Though not as good with Mr. Bowtie."

No one heard him.

"Let forth the master!" The Doctor announced, gliding over to the controls. "He was meh, poor. Watch and learn, young ones! Watch and learn."

Martha started the time.

He landed it four times.

"Arg! What! How could - he was- cheating- nasty machines- failures..."

He started muttering to himself and glared at everyone. Jack smirked.

"Let's see... who shall we kiss? Rose!"

He dipped the blonde down and snogged her passionately.

The Doctor's mouth dropped open and he sent a look of death at Jack, who surprisingly keeled over and died.

"I was that bad of a kisser?" Rose asked sadly as Jack started to gasp and sat up. She frowned and went to pet Joe-Bob with Rory.

"I'm Rose."

"Rory."

They shook hands and watched the Doctor attempt to get Jack to stay dead.

"A slapping contest?"

"Yep."

Rose, Martha and Donna were having a primping session in Martha's room and discussing womanly things.

"I don't know," Rose said doubtfully.

"Come on! It will be fun," Donna coaxed.

Rose crumbled.

"Alright," she agreed. "Sure."

"Great! Come along, my lovelies."

The redhead led the way into the console room.

"DOCTOR! GET YOUR SKINNY WHITE ARSE IN HERE!"

The Doctor barreled into the room.

"What's wrong? Is Rose okay? Is she dead in a ditch somewhere? Rassilon, she's dead in a ditch somewhere! Humans, they all wither and die! How will I go on? My poor, poor Rose! I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!"

"Chill. She's right there," Rory said.

The Doctor calmed down. "Oh yeah. I knew that."

"We're having a slapping contest and you're the slapee!"

"Oh... well... That's great... but.." he began to edge out of the room. "I'm... sort of... busy..."

"Oh, no you don't."

Jack shoved the Doctor back inside.

"Is this really-"

"Yes. Yes, it is."

Rose and Donna lined up. Donna went first.

WHACK!

The Doctor moaned and Rose lightly tapped him.

"I didn't want to hurt him!" she cried at Donna's look.

"Well, Space-Boy, get over here!"

The Doctor trailed over to Donna, who promptly snogged him.

Rose's face turned magenta and she burst into tears and left.

"GO SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ROSE!" Jack thundered. He was quite protective of Rose.

Donna and Martha ran to check.

What they found shocked them.

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Lol, cliff hanger!