Murdoc Meets Cortez

Murdoc was sweating as he hammered away at the Raider's statue. It's only been three days but the older man felt like the statue now, being pulled down by the weight of these chains.

But still, Murdoc wasn't going to give these Raider bastards the pleasure of seeing him fall.

Then again, he wasn't falling, but slowly feeling the pull. 'I got to get out of here, and get back to 2D.' thought Murdoc.

He'd tried many times to escape, he tried digging, sneaking, even fighting, none of it worked. And every time he was sent to the arena to fight other rule breaking slaves to the death. Yes, he went to the arena everyday since he first arrived.

This place was locked up tight, even if the Raiders are dumb shits, it was still impossible to escape. The Satanist paused in his hammering to look back towards the bridge area.

'I will keep my promise Stu, just keep waiting.' thought Murdoc.

As he went to go back to hammering, he heard caws. He looked to see a bunch of crows surrounding a piece of Throg meat someone dropped. "Ugh, stupid pains.' thought Murdoc.

But when he looked again, he saw one of the birds was bigger than the others. This crow stood a little away from the crows, watching with gleaming eyes.

Wait no, this was no crow, Murdoc knew that this bird was a Raven. 'Huh, could have sworn they went extinct after the Great War.' thought Murdoc. But then, anything was possible in a world with no rules. Murdoc watched the Raven, his feathers shining, his head held up high, radiating off him was pride and intelligence.

This was one hell of a Raven.

The moment was broken by the sound of gun shots. "Ha, I love shooting at crows, they always fly in fear!" laughed a Raider. "Ya, ha, ha, run little pigeons, run!" yelled a second Raider.

The crows flew away, but Murdoc saw the Raven remained. His eyes held fury and he held his ground. This Raven had been insulted and now wanted revenge. 'I am really liking this bird.' thought Murdoc.

"Hey, that crow is still here." said the second Raider. "Ya, fly little birdie, or are you too stupid to do even that?" mocked the first Raider.

That did it and the Raven spread his wings.

In a flash of black, the Raven flew at the Raiders, attacking them with slashes and sharp peaks. "Ah, make it stop, ow!" cried the first Raider. "Ya, ow, ow, OUCH, stop it pigeon." growled the second Raider.

That did nothing but anger the bird further.

Murdoc was leaning against the statue, watching the fight. He was laughing his ass off. "I love this bird." laughed Murdoc.

The first Raider managed to back away from the attacking Raven and looked to the laughing Satanist. "What, 666, you think this is FUNNY?!" demanded the raider. "No, it ain't funny, it's hilarious!" laughed Murdoc.

The Raider growled and pulled out his gun. "Maybe a shot to your head will shut you up." snapped the Raider. The older man rolls his eyes and grabs the hammer.

Before the Raider could blink, Murdoc threw the hammer, making it hit dead center on the Raider's forehead. The Raider went down while the second grabbed his friends leg. "Retreat!" yelped the Raider. He ran off, dragging his friend behind him.

The Satanist again laughed to calm down. He looks over to see the Raven was now sitting next to him. "That was a blast, I like you." snickered Murdoc.

The Raven cawed and hopped over to Murdoc, nudging his hand. Blinking, the Satanist lifts his hand to stroke the bird. The feathers were soft and warm, holding a nice silky feeling too.

"Hm, nice feathers, you keep them well groomed, huh?" asked Murdoc. The Raven fluffed up his feathers with pride to hold the Satanist's gaze.

"So, how would you like to team up to escape this hellhole, stick with me and we can go to the capitol wasteland, I got a nice place." said Murdoc. The Raven was still but nodded his head. He opened his wings to fly up and land on the older man's shoulder.

"You'll need a name, hm, I always liked the name Cortez." said Murdoc. The Raven cawed, liking the sound of his new name. "Alright far out, you're Cortez now." said Murdoc. Cortez cooed and nuzzled Murdoc's cheek.

"Well, better get to work, it's gonna be a while before I can get out." said Murdoc. So, the Satanist went back to working, with his new little buddy watching from his shoulder.

A/N: Second story and now we know how Murdoc meet Cortez in the Pitt. *Sigh* A match made in Hell.

Murdoc: *laughing* Ha, my bird is the best

Cortez: Caw

Murdoc: *Strokes the bird* Good boy

Russel: Not really, this was an act, yet your fucking bird caused serious injuries, they want to sue us!

Murdoc: What, it's not my fault Cortez takes insults seriously.

Cortez: Coo

Russel: You fuckin cracker, keep this shit up and I'll strangle you with your own tongue!

Murdoc: Ya sure, just try it Fatso.

Russel: Oh that's it!

Murdoc: ACK! *cough*

Noodle: Russel no! Stop strangling him!

2D: Um, okay...*grabs script*

*fighting in background*

2D: With two bonus stories down, we have one to go, then the part 4 info and release date will be revealed. We'll see you in the next bonus story.

Murdoc: *Panting* hey dullard, that was my line. *cough*

2D: I know, but you were busy at the moment, and Yaoigoddess said we're on a schedule.

Murdoc: Whatever, anyway kiddies, *clears throat* See ya in the next chapter.

*Groan* Seriously, now Russel?! Whatever, see you guys in the last chapter.