DISCLAIMER: Anything you recognize isn't mine; besides, I am a poor college student, so suing me would be pointless.
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Purple People Eater – Ray Stevens
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She came to me as butterflies, flitting across the breeze, brushing and flirting with the air. I had no notion of the hidden depths of this world. She was the first glimpse, the butterfly blinking in and out of sight among flowered branches. At first, she wafted in and out of moments, a memory of blond hair and radish earrings. Then, she lingered in my mind with crumpled-horned snorkacks, blibbering humdingers, and eyes so blue and big that they enthralled me. I was lost the moment she touched me, touching my soul with her courage and brains as she stared down Headmaster Snape.
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A/N: One more for the night : )