Well Mabel's Kid is here or is it? Enjoy
Dipper and Pacifica enter the Er and found Mabel Holding a Blanket When Mabel told them to come see it they got a huge surprise she holding a really big and rounded fish egg
Mabel-Well this is some Gravity falls weirdness right here
Dipper-Mermando can you explain this
He said pointing to the egg
Mermando-It probably has something to do with me being half fish
Dipper-okay that makes sense, so can you explained why has my sister laid an egg
Doctor-I think that I can explain. Well as you know a child is born when a two consenting adolescents have "relations" but for a fish the female would just lay its eggs and the male fish fertilizes them. This situation is sort of like this but in weird hybrid cross-species type things
Mermando-You know that makes a lot of sense
Doctor-Of course it does, anywho I need you to fill out these forms
Mabel-Uh we don't know the gender of the Baby so how are we going to name it
Mermando-Well it was born from a human whom makes it a merperson so all we have to do is wait for eight more months to see
Mabel-Okay but how do we take care of it
Mermando-Well it a fish egg so we have to keep it moist
Mabel-Oh Stan has a fish tank at the shack we can keep it their
Mermando-What a…
Dipper-Bad Idea
Mabel-Why?
Dipper-its Stan when he finds out that a "Human Girl lays Egg" and the Parents left it there he is going to profit from it
Mabel-Okay I see you point but where are going to do with it
Dipper-I'll buy you a fish tank
Mabel-Oh thank you Dipper
Mabel-we will get it after I get out of the hospital in a couple of days
Dipper-Okay sees ya
And with that Dipper and Pacifica left the new sort of Parents alone but on their way to the car Dipper and Pacifica got into an argument
Dipper-looks like I'm cooking again
Pacifica-Oh you think I can't cook
Dipper-It not that it just... well…
Pacifica-Well, what?
Dipper-When you "taste" the food you eat all up before I get some of it
Pacifica-Hey it's not my fault that your children loves my cooking
Dipper-Okay you got me there
Pacifica-So I'm cooking
Dipper-Fine but just because I really miss your Pork Dumplings
Pacifica-Stop by the store and I will make some for you and leave you some for you
Dipper-Yay
So Dipper and Pacifica stop by H-E-B to pick up the ingredients they need for Pacifica needed to make her Pork Dumplings
Dipper-okay we got everything we need is there anything else we need
Pacifica-well we do need some more…
Pacifica stop as she saw what was in front of her Dipper then looked at the at the same direction she was looking at and was disgusted by what he saw Pacifica's Parents with a child following them
Mr. Northwest-Ah Pacifica it nice to see you again have you meet my new daughter this is Amanda Northwest, Amanda this is you older sister Pacifica
Amanda-Is she the one married a commoner
Mrs. Northwest-Yes that's the one
Amanda-Oh then is nice to meet my lower class sister
Pacifica trying not to look mad gave her best smile and said hi to her already annoying step-sister
Pacifica-It's nice to meet you Amanda
Amanda-And you must be my even lower class step-brother
Dipper-Yeah I am
Pacifica-So what are you doing here we revered shopped here when I used to live with you
Mr. Northwest-Well Amanda is still not used to our taste so we decided to find something she would like to eat.
Pacifica-Well that's nice even though you forced high quality food down my throat and none of it was something I liked
Mrs. Northwest-Well Amanda is different she has her whole life ahead of her and we did offer you a much better life but you choose this lifestyle well we better get going Amanda's Dinner awaits
Amanda-By Sis
As they left Pacifica went to the check-out area and paid for the stuff and left to the car as Dipper was left to carry to the ingredients as he puts them in the trunk he got into the driver seat and drove home it was a quiet drive till he heard whimpering coming from Pacifica when they made it back to their apartment Pacifica went to the bedroom and cried her eyes out
Dipper-Pacifica are you okay
Pacifica-Go away Dipper I want to be alone
Dipper did as he was told and went to the living room he knew that Pacifica missed being in higher class so he did the only thing that would make her happy he called the Northwest Manner
(Over the Phone)
Mr. Northwest-Who is this how did you get this number?!
Dipper-Mr. Northwest it's Dipper Pines
Mr. Northwest-Oh Well what do you want?
Dipper-Look let's cut to the chase I know that Pacifica missed being in upper class so I want to make a deal with you
Mr. Northwest-What kind of deal
Dipper-If you let Pacifica and me live in the Manner and treat her as an upper classman then I will…
Mr. Northwest-You'll what?
Dipper-(sigh) Then I'll be your Personal Butler for free and I will do everything you will say
Mr. Northwest-She really means that much that you would be willingly sell yourself to the Northwest
Dipper-Yes
Mrs. Northwest-Very well we will be by first thing in the morning with a contract
Dipper-Kay Bye
Dipper hanged up and fell back to the couch and ran his hand up his hair
Dipper-This is for you Pacifica
(The next morning)
Pacifica awoke still wearing what she had on from last night trying to remembering she cried herself to sleep when she went to the kitchen she saw that there were movers around the house which scared her she got out her Phone and called Dipper who was currently at the Northwest Manor
Pacifica-Dipper there's people in our apartment
Dipper-Don't worry about them they are just movers
Pacifica-why are their movers in the apartment
Dipper-because we are moving in with...your parents
Dipper pulled the phone away as he heard Pacifica yelling at him
Dipper-Relax it okay your father thought that he has not been fair to you and not given you a chance.
Pacifica-Are you lying to me
Dipper-no
Pacifica-okay I'm thrusting you
Dipper-You don't have to worry about it kay
Pacifica-Kay I love you
Dipper-I love you too bye
Dipper hanged up and continued his talk with the Northwest's
Mrs. Northwest-Lying to your wife that just wrong
Dipper-Well I can't… can we finish this
Mr. Northwest-Okay here is the contract
Dipper looked over the contract it read…
This Contract entitled Dipper Pines to be a permanent drone to the Northwest family in exchange Pacifica (Northwest) Pines is hereby reinstated as a Northwest and will treated as one by the family and staff
Dipper was hesitant about signing it but he signed it all he knew that this was all for the women he loves and his children
Mr. Northwest-Well Mr. Pines I mean "son" welcome to the family you will find your uniform in your quarters
Dipper-Thank you "Dad"
Mrs. Northwest- It's Master from now on
Dipper-Yes Master
And with that he left the room only for a second he could have sworn he heard laughing as he walked away
Mabel and Mermando are still waiting and What do Pacifica's Parents have plan for Dipper
R&R
And Remember "Distance Yourself From Reality"