Jaeger Saga: A Gift For Mort
by revanninja
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Captain: Hmmmmm.
Raziel: What?
Captain: Alicia just sent me a letter apparently Sakuya finally got tired of waiting.
Raziel: She did, did she? Where and when?
Captain: Conference room and midday yesterday.
Raziel: We should do something for them you know its such a nice occasion after all.
Captain: My thoughts exactly. I am thinking 'Tasteful'.
Raziel: ohh I have an IOU from Eric the earth mage that does the rampart repairs? He hasn't learned not to bet me yet so he owes me a lot.
Captain: Perfect you go get him I will round up the rest.
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Outside Mortimer's home.
Mort: I am going to kill them...Slowly.
Eugene: Its 'tasteful' at least and accurate.
Mort: What was that? Send you to the ice caps sure!
Eugene: now now Brother they just wanted to show their appreciation and dedication for you and your love life.
Mort: Don't Care the Jaegers are dead.
A beautiful statue of Lady Sakuya her face set in pure Marble her fan raised and point her very presence commanding.
And Clutching to her leg was Mortimer an expression of wonder and amazement stamped on his face.
A Plaque on the bottom laid its message bare.
"In honor of the most beautiful and gracious Sakuya claiming her consort on this year of XXXX we of the Jaeger squad present this statue so all may remember and recall the truth and passion of their relationship for many years to come."
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A short distance away:
Raziel: Think hes going to kill us?
Captain: Of course half the fun.
sev: When do you think he will go into his room?
Novman: I would give it a bit, by the way raziel? Where did you get those pictures?
Raziel: We kitties need to keep together so I know a person.
Captain: He's going inside Jaegers lets move out before he locks down the city.
Mort: JAEGERS!